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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Quid wrote: »
    Only one way to play aggressively. Goblins. And then more goblins. Then pile goblins on top of those goblins, set them on fire, and launch them with a catapult made of goblins.

    I played Magic for like 5 months when I was in middle school.

    My buddies all had been playing for a while so I bought a pre-made deck.

    One of my friends had a deck that was just all goblins and artifacts.

    I never beat him.

    Then I quit.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    ahahaha what the fuck, Feral

    is that an infinite damage loop

    Pretty much.

    Actually I cut that combo out of this deck because it's not reliable enough. :P It takes too many support cards to pull out.

    also it is slow as fuck

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    ahahaha what the fuck, Feral

    is that an infinite damage loop

    not quite

    You could still theoretically block it

    true but you'd need, what? 7/8, flying, and whatever cancels out shroud

    that is insane

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I kind of want to put together a hyadaruko theme for the lulz

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I had the same problem with Bully, which is probably the last game that I really remember really getting into. Your character seemed to need to be incredibly stupid to get him to advance the storyline.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh hey, my DNF code decided to work. :D

    Tomorrow evening I shall be feeling very anticlimactic.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    ahahaha what the fuck, Feral

    is that an infinite damage loop

    Pretty much.

    Actually I cut that combo out of this deck because it's not reliable enough. :P It takes too many support cards to pull out.

    also it is slow as fuck

    Commander is slow as fuck in general so a 12-mana 3-card combo is not beyond the pale.

    But Arivia's right, any instant-speed artifact or enchantment removal kills it. So will Silence or counters or a lot of control cards.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
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    This makes it fun though.

    Exponentially reproducing kitties!

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    ahahaha what the fuck, Feral

    is that an infinite damage loop

    not quite

    You could still theoretically block it

    true but you'd need, what? 7/8, flying, and whatever cancels out shroud

    that is insane

    shroud just means the creature can't be targeted by spells or abilities.

    The artifact and the aura can both be removed as normal, and mass effects can also cripple or remove it. Creatures can block it as normal.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I've been on a Sisters of Mercy kick recently and it's all jacob's fault.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2011
    So the Republicans sat down and had a thoughtgul discussion of policy?
    :P

    i heard that they all turned viciously on Reagan

    and that they started trying to hash out new revenue sources and targeting wasteful military expenditures in keeping with their agreed-upon goal of reducing the deficit.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2011
    so what's up doggs?

    we talking magic the gathering cards here?

    is magic the gathering cards what is going on?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    I've been on a Sisters of Mercy kick recently and it's all jacob's fault.

    istockphoto_9045917-hand-holding-marionette-control-bar.jpg

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Yeah Feral.

    You stock photo!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    tragic the garnering

    also i am contemplating a hyadaruko avsig but nobody is commenting so i might drop the idea

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What is a hyadaruko

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So the Republicans sat down and had a thoughtgul discussion of policy?
    :P

    i heard that they all turned viciously on Reagan

    and that they started trying to hash out new revenue sources and targeting wasteful military expenditures in keeping with their agreed-upon goal of reducing the deficit.

    are we testing out the vanilla plugin that lets us post from alternate universes

    let's talk about how awesome the star wars prequels were. I can't decide if I liked the one directed by david fincher or the one directed by steven spielberg best!

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It ended with all of them praising Obamacare and asking vowing to raise taxes on the richest people in the country.

    Then I woke up and Herman Caine was talking about how he didn't want a muslim who was trying to kill him in his cabinet. Not to be confused with a muslim who wasn't trying to kill him.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so what's up doggs?

    we talking magic the gathering cards here?

    is magic the gathering cards what is going on?

    nerds and their nerd games

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    tragic the garnering

    also i am contemplating a hyadaruko avsig but nobody is commenting so i might drop the idea

    what is a hyadaruko?

    is it more or less anime than your current avsig?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What is a hyadaruko

    Kenichi Maeyamada in drag

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    [chat] what is up. I can't find my copy of LA Noire.

    Looks like I will have to use my detective work to find it.

    walk around until your controller vibrates

    make sure you have pants on when you do this

    So It Goes on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    What is a hyadaruko
    daf04a77949b2a09dbc2b1d79f983e11.jpg

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    What is a hyadaruko

    Kenichi Maeyamada in drag

    ooo

    i don't like the sound of this

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Tarranon wrote: »
    what is up, non train people >B)

    beep beep!

    So It Goes on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So the Republicans sat down and had a thoughtgul discussion of policy?
    :P

    i heard that they all turned viciously on Reagan

    and that they started trying to hash out new revenue sources and targeting wasteful military expenditures in keeping with their agreed-upon goal of reducing the deficit.

    are we testing out the vanilla plugin that lets us post from alternate universes

    let's talk about how awesome the star wars prequels were. I can't decide if I liked the one directed by david fincher or the one directed by steven spielberg best!

    Man, System Shock 5 was amazing.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    [chat] what is up. I can't find my copy of LA Noire.

    Looks like I will have to use my detective work to find it.

    walk around until your controller vibrates

    make sure you have pants on when you do this

    No.

    NO.

    What good is unemployment if I have to wear pants.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    tragic the garnering

    also i am contemplating a hyadaruko avsig but nobody is commenting so i might drop the idea

    what is a hyadaruko?

    is it more or less anime than your current avsig?

    I'm not sure

    potentially less

    possibly much, much more

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    so i fixed our sink. water was only coming through the hose, rather than the tap. i got a new shower head for the sink, and replaced the hose underneath and sealed it against leaks.

    it is kind of ridiculous how good it felt. i don't give a shit about plumbing, and it was a relatively simple DIY project- but completing it felt amazing. it's incredible how, after such a long stretch of unemployment, accomplishing anything measurable and examinable feels like you have worth again.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so what's up doggs?

    we talking magic the gathering cards here?

    is magic the gathering cards what is going on?

    I saw you play that IRL

    So It Goes on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So the Republicans sat down and had a thoughtgul discussion of policy?
    :P

    i heard that they all turned viciously on Reagan

    and that they started trying to hash out new revenue sources and targeting wasteful military expenditures in keeping with their agreed-upon goal of reducing the deficit.

    are we testing out the vanilla plugin that lets us post from alternate universes

    let's talk about how awesome the star wars prequels were. I can't decide if I liked the one directed by david fincher or the one directed by steven spielberg best!

    Man, System Shock 5 was amazing.

    Origin really does make the best games.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i fixed our sink. water was only coming through the hose, rather than the tap. i got a new shower head for the sink, and replaced the hose underneath and sealed it against leaks.

    it is kind of ridiculous how good it felt. i don't give a shit about plumbing, and it was a relatively simple DIY project- but completing it felt amazing. it's amazing how, after such a long stretch of unemployment, accomplishing anything measurable and examinable feels like you have worth again.

    come replace my tail light!

    So It Goes on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i fixed our sink. water was only coming through the hose, rather than the tap. i got a new shower head for the sink, and replaced the hose underneath and sealed it against leaks.

    it is kind of ridiculous how good it felt. i don't give a shit about plumbing, and it was a relatively simple DIY project- but completing it felt amazing. it's amazing how, after such a long stretch of unemployment, accomplishing anything measurable and examinable feels like you have worth again.

    I know what you mean, yeah

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so what's up doggs?

    we talking magic the gathering cards here?

    is magic the gathering cards what is going on?

    I saw you play that IRL

    Will plays cool

    but really he is the nerdiest of us all

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i fixed our sink. water was only coming through the hose, rather than the tap. i got a new shower head for the sink, and replaced the hose underneath and sealed it against leaks.

    it is kind of ridiculous how good it felt. i don't give a shit about plumbing, and it was a relatively simple DIY project- but completing it felt amazing. it's incredible how, after such a long stretch of unemployment, accomplishing anything measurable and examinable feels like you have worth again.

    I have this problem.

    Sometimes I buy food for myself and that is an accomplishment.

    But good job!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so what's up doggs?

    we talking magic the gathering cards here?

    is magic the gathering cards what is going on?

    I saw you play that IRL

    o snap

    (you totally did!)

    Irond Will on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i fixed our sink. water was only coming through the hose, rather than the tap. i got a new shower head for the sink, and replaced the hose underneath and sealed it against leaks.

    it is kind of ridiculous how good it felt. i don't give a shit about plumbing, and it was a relatively simple DIY project- but completing it felt amazing. it's amazing how, after such a long stretch of unemployment, accomplishing anything measurable and examinable feels like you have worth again.

    come replace my tail light!

    hold on let me find a really bright pair of briefs. gonna cabana boy it up.

    Organichu on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So the Republicans sat down and had a thoughtgul discussion of policy?
    :P

    i heard that they all turned viciously on Reagan

    and that they started trying to hash out new revenue sources and targeting wasteful military expenditures in keeping with their agreed-upon goal of reducing the deficit.

    are we testing out the vanilla plugin that lets us post from alternate universes

    let's talk about how awesome the star wars prequels were. I can't decide if I liked the one directed by david fincher or the one directed by steven spielberg best!

    Man, System Shock 5 was amazing.

    Origin really does make the best games.

    It helped that Peter Molyneux came over to write SHODAN's dialogue for the escape pod sequences.

    RMS Oceanic on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so what's up doggs?

    we talking magic the gathering cards here?

    is magic the gathering cards what is going on?

    I saw you play that IRL

    o snap

    (you totally did!)

    and you were into them.

    now, in your defense, kakos weighs a lot more than you and he kind of had your back against the proverbial wall... but after a few minutes you guys were chatting away fervently about the rules and rare, lawyery exceptions. you don't fool me.

    then you came up to our room and ate domino's!

    god.

    you probably got an orange scooter so the cheeto dust wouldn't be conspicuous.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    What is a hyadaruko
    daf04a77949b2a09dbc2b1d79f983e11.jpg

    that looks like some happy The Brood from X-Men

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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