sir, you appear to have dropped your most noble "arr-pee" facade
what manner of ignoble behaviour is this
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facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
edited June 2011
Ah. Ahem. Yes. Quite! Sir, I apologise with the deepest of convictions. I forgot myself for a moment. I shall not abide it again; I shall work stridently to maintain my most Noble of visages.
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"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
I too am rather perplexed by the seemingly ease of their secondary assignments. But fret not, fellow chaps - for we have a grander purpose in common. These cogheads are not as magnanimous as one could hope. They are instruments of evil.
Evil we shall root out the way my family has always done. For I am Zebediah Alegis and I do not welcome any robotic overlords.
simonwolf, you were certain that innocent man was infact machine, but he was clean of soul and pure of flesh! It was plain as day! Such deception surely must be used to distract us from the real threat. I will have non of it, sir!
I concur, he is willing to attack and defame innocents while claiming noble intentions. !Simonwolf, it's time to see if you bleed red.
I most sincerely disagree with the "his choice was bad, now you must hang" procedure. Did you not vote along and agree with his reasoning? Whatever reasons my fellow sparrow has given yesterday are no less true today now it seems dunadan did bleed human blood.
If there were reason to suspect he lied to us then I agree we have to dissect the sparrow. But in no means were his intentions and implications not clear from the start.
By jumping on him you are no better than he was, and someone else could claim to jump on you tomorrow should sparrow bleed human blood.
And where will humanity stand then?
Only the robots know who the other robots are likely, for if a human were to know he should voice it!
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
edited June 2011
I stand by my motivations behind yesterday's choice for vote. Any man with a robot as his pictorial association is already standing on the slippery path to robo-sympathy, if not outright robo-fraternity. For you see, gentle sirs and madams, we live in difficult times; times in which we are beset with all manner of hardship, pain and suspicion. Suffer not the robot to live, I say! For as soon as you let a robot, or anyone who depicts themselves as a robot, live amongst us all, you are starting down a trail of tears that we all can see.
First comes the robo-sympathies, where you feel that robots deserve better.
Then comes robo-suffrage, where we let the clockwork menace choose for itself.
But that leads to the end of robo-segregation, where you would let the robots live and stand next to the most noble of human, letting them sup from the same teat of civilisation as we!
And after that, the worst part of all, the bottom of this hill that you've led us down...
ROBOLSHEVISM
So damn me if you must, you short sighted fools, but know this; any man who would damn another for trying to rid this ship of the brass monsters that even now plot against us is nothing more than a robolshevik waiting to emerge. None of you stood up for him when he was still among us; you knew as well as I did that he could be a clockwork automaton conspiring in the shadows, and now you look for an easy target. If I am to be your target, then so be it, but know that you will have wasted another day, and I can only hope that the rest of the ship turns on you as quickly as you turned on me.
Nice display of anti-robot propaganda, Big Sparrow. I like the cut of your jib.
In other news, I have an important announcement. I have managed to locate the guestbook, after some time searching. In light of this, The Duchess wants to be sure that all guests are still on board. If you would be so kind as to check in with your name, I will cross you off on the guest book.
Why of course, good sir. I'm Wilfred Kant, Voice of the Duchess. My secondary goal was to find the guestbook I had you all sign upon arrival. I found it last night, and the Duchess wants me to check that everyone is still on board.
In troubled times such as these, I would prefer if you revealed your own name first, sir. An identity is a precious commodity when traitors are about.
I concur. It appears that everybody on board has their own agenda; it's not inconceivable that some of the guests, even those of flesh and blood, came to inflict harm on others. Call me yellow-bellied if you will, but I will keep to the relative safety of anonymity.
I'm intrigued by the ease that so many got their secondary objective, perhaps Wilfred's as well, did you actively do anything to find this guestbook or do certain roles just change as time progresses?
Indeed sir, it is a precious commodity but one I am willing to share! I am not surprised that you don't recall me being Pierre Macdonald, nobody seems to pay me much attention these days.
Have I earned the right to try a little experiment? Build me a quote tree! I will form.... The Trunk!
Quite an interesting this this morning. A man who claims to have found a guestbook, but who needs us to sign it once again? I distinctly remember signing it the first time.
Ok, so, an idea crosses my mind. I have found the guestbook, attaining my secondary goal. 3 villagers attained their secondary goal last night. If I do indeed have the guestbook, I should be able to confirm your names correct? If you send me your first or last name, I can tell you second half, and you can confirm me in here as a villager, and we can get things going.
I'm intrigued by the ease that so many got their secondary objective, perhaps Wilfred's as well, did you actively do anything to find this guestbook or do certain roles just change as time progresses?
I had a choice of rooms to search for the guestbook, I chose correctly last night.
kuhlmeye's story checks out but I see little value in making my identity known.
There is very likely more to this game than you would think.
Totally unrelated:
Dear _____,
There are traitors hiding around every corner. Trust your own friends less than your incognito strangers. Beware. Even the machines have learned how to betray their own kind.
Sincerely,
An Incognito Stranger
I received that missive last night, while I was all alone, interjected by some means into my mind.
Now who sent it, or what validity it has, I do not know. But I felt I should share it.
And yes, it had my first name in the message there, I am not sure if the "incognito stranger" knows it or if my mind filled in the key parts itself.
Gentlemen, I believe you're missing an obvious clue here in the list of "players". Sounds to me like three previous models failed and the fourth is among us - !JaysonFour
Indeed sir, it is a precious commodity but one I am willing to share! I am not surprised that you don't recall me being Pierre Macdonald, nobody seems to pay me much attention these days.
Have I earned the right to try a little experiment? Build me a quote tree! I will form.... The Trunk!
hey kuhlmeye, if you're village my name which I at least publicly shared should be on your list. Care to fill me in on what's going on, either here or in PM?
I'm kind of a sitting duck out here now that I put some thought into it.
Gentlemen, I believe you're missing an obvious clue here in the list of "players". Sounds to me like three previous models failed and the fourth is among us - !JaysonFour
Kind sir, at this juncture I feel it would be better to base our votes on more information than simply ones name. The fact that you would propose such a thing now makes me very suspicious.
And, more importantly, why not 776 failed models? I know little about machinery, but it certainly seems that creating a functional robot would require much trial and error.
hey kuhlmeye, if you're village my name which I at least publicly shared should be on your list. Care to fill me in on what's going on, either here or in PM?
I'm kind of a sitting duck out here now that I put some thought into it.
I have an interesting experiment for you all; I've observed one of our metallic friends in action just a bit ago. He couldn't hide the ticking under that feathery exterior.
Simonwolf is not human, and he is definitely not your friendly neighborhood sparrow.
If there is anybody willing to help watch my back, that would be helpful. But I can assure you that he is not one of us.
So now that were half through the day or so, any good ideas on who to vote for, so far we got JaysonFour, who strikes me as possibly being a neutral, not sure why it would be in the villages interest to take villagers out of the game, and Simonwolf, who campaigned for Dunadan's death, but atleast did it humorfully
PS I apologize for the lack of sentences
e-stupid server, didnt see last two posts, in that case Simonwolf it is
I have an interesting experiment for you all; I've observed one of our metallic friends in action just a bit ago. He couldn't hide the ticking under that feathery exterior.
Simonwolf is not human, and he is definitely not your friendly neighborhood sparrow.
If there is anybody willing to help watch my back, that would be helpful. But I can assure you that he is not one of us.
I don't like it.
First turn convenient seering on a mafia, and not patient enough to wait to seer a villager as a mouthpiece?
You're either trying to play us, or you're incredibly ballsy- and considering the color Simon bleeds would determine whether you live or die tomorrow, I think you've made a huge mistake. Honestly, I really hate everyone's early day reveals. I really do- why not just send a PM to the mafia asking them to target you instead?
In any case, I doubt we'll turn this wagon around with a seering claim, and the worst case scenario is that we find out you're a mafia and kill you for it, and gain all the voting information from day 1. Honestly, I'm willing to give it a shot, but, for your sake, I really hope there's guard that trusts you out there.
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Three guys have achieved secondary goals already?
Mine is like
completely fucking impossible!
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sir, you appear to have dropped your most noble "arr-pee" facade
what manner of ignoble behaviour is this
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Evil we shall root out the way my family has always done. For I am Zebediah Alegis and I do not welcome any robotic overlords.
So, who now?
I can has cheezburger, yes?
I concur, he is willing to attack and defame innocents while claiming noble intentions. !Simonwolf, it's time to see if you bleed red.
If there were reason to suspect he lied to us then I agree we have to dissect the sparrow. But in no means were his intentions and implications not clear from the start.
By jumping on him you are no better than he was, and someone else could claim to jump on you tomorrow should sparrow bleed human blood.
And where will humanity stand then?
Only the robots know who the other robots are likely, for if a human were to know he should voice it!
First comes the robo-sympathies, where you feel that robots deserve better.
Then comes robo-suffrage, where we let the clockwork menace choose for itself.
But that leads to the end of robo-segregation, where you would let the robots live and stand next to the most noble of human, letting them sup from the same teat of civilisation as we!
And after that, the worst part of all, the bottom of this hill that you've led us down...
ROBOLSHEVISM
So damn me if you must, you short sighted fools, but know this; any man who would damn another for trying to rid this ship of the brass monsters that even now plot against us is nothing more than a robolshevik waiting to emerge. None of you stood up for him when he was still among us; you knew as well as I did that he could be a clockwork automaton conspiring in the shadows, and now you look for an easy target. If I am to be your target, then so be it, but know that you will have wasted another day, and I can only hope that the rest of the ship turns on you as quickly as you turned on me.
For shame, sirs. For shame.
In other news, I have an important announcement. I have managed to locate the guestbook, after some time searching. In light of this, The Duchess wants to be sure that all guests are still on board. If you would be so kind as to check in with your name, I will cross you off on the guest book.
Also, I hear a strange ticking.
Somebody quote this post, then build on it. I wanna test something.
Confusion will be my epitaph
I concur. It appears that everybody on board has their own agenda; it's not inconceivable that some of the guests, even those of flesh and blood, came to inflict harm on others. Call me yellow-bellied if you will, but I will keep to the relative safety of anonymity.
Have I earned the right to try a little experiment? Build me a quote tree! I will form.... The Trunk!
Confusion will be my epitaph
I had a choice of rooms to search for the guestbook, I chose correctly last night.
There is very likely more to this game than you would think.
Totally unrelated:
I received that missive last night, while I was all alone, interjected by some means into my mind.
Now who sent it, or what validity it has, I do not know. But I felt I should share it.
And yes, it had my first name in the message there, I am not sure if the "incognito stranger" knows it or if my mind filled in the key parts itself.
Speaks for itself gentlemen...
!JaysonFour
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Yeah, cause I did -so- much killing yesterday. My arms are tired from all the killing!
I'm trying to help the village. You guys are so jaded!
Confusion will be my epitaph
Consider me intrigued.
I'm kind of a sitting duck out here now that I put some thought into it.
Confusion will be my epitaph
Kind sir, at this juncture I feel it would be better to base our votes on more information than simply ones name. The fact that you would propose such a thing now makes me very suspicious.
And, more importantly, why not 776 failed models? I know little about machinery, but it certainly seems that creating a functional robot would require much trial and error.
Your name is on the list.
Mr. Kant, I hope for your sake that this hypothesis bears false.
Personally, I'm not eager to rush into the experiment.
Simonwolf is not human, and he is definitely not your friendly neighborhood sparrow.
If there is anybody willing to help watch my back, that would be helpful. But I can assure you that he is not one of us.
Posing as a sparrow, while motorized? Bad!
PS I apologize for the lack of sentences
e-stupid server, didnt see last two posts, in that case Simonwolf it is
Someone please protect that wonderful wonderful REG!
Confusion will be my epitaph
Also, Cythraul, let me know if I've ruined your tree by posting again outside of the quote tree you're trying to build.
I don't like it.
First turn convenient seering on a mafia, and not patient enough to wait to seer a villager as a mouthpiece?
You're either trying to play us, or you're incredibly ballsy- and considering the color Simon bleeds would determine whether you live or die tomorrow, I think you've made a huge mistake. Honestly, I really hate everyone's early day reveals. I really do- why not just send a PM to the mafia asking them to target you instead?
In any case, I doubt we'll turn this wagon around with a seering claim, and the worst case scenario is that we find out you're a mafia and kill you for it, and gain all the voting information from day 1. Honestly, I'm willing to give it a shot, but, for your sake, I really hope there's guard that trusts you out there.
!JaysonFour
!Simonwolf
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1