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embarassing but true — a couple nights ago i masturbated furiously to the newish hillary duff music video - so furiously that i actually popped a blood vessel in my penis. i now have a big red patch on it that looks a lot like a hickey. my girlfriend thought i cheated on her, so i had to explain the story to her to clear my name. she wasn’t impressed.
Grouphug, you make me feel better about my own problems.
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The penises.
You must draw them.
If you draw them, well uh you know the rest
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This is perfect.
Grouphug, you make me feel better about my own problems.
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Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
Granted, an exceedingly well-drawn cum-drenched hole in the mud.
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More commonly know as the "Golden Shower Tree"
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
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KFC sign is debt ceiling negotiations.
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"It's for SCIENCE, you whore!"
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revision: Asians are allowed to use the word golden when it comes to showers, fountains and palaces.*
*the aforementioned "ethnic restaurants" are, of course subcatagorized under "Golden Palace"
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
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what
1) elbows
2) pain
I'm learning so much in this thread I'm almost like a real person
Really you can describe any sort of dilemma you face in life, and turn it into an awesome non-sequitor by asking at the end, "Am I gay?"