Nine months later I'm the lonely one
With all the fruit of labor and half of the fun:whistle:
You're pregnant?
i am pretty sure there is an international organization dedicated to stopping me from reproducing and if ever i was preggers or had rendered someone preggers they would strike with such force that there would be a Great Sundering and we would all have to learn geography again
Unless it's self-defense or something incredibly similar, I fail to see how violence is ever warranted. Flippantly justifying an assault as "looking out for his friend" is abhorrent. Violence is rarely ever appropriate, and certainly not in this context.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
Sorry I haven't been around for piping. I am like dating someone now and it tends to take up a bit of time. When I have a free evening again I am totally down to just spend the night inside listening to music. Hopefully I'll be able to find you online, you can share some of the Leppard with me.
All my friends are being stolen by the wimmenfolk. I ask myself: what do they have to offer that I do not?
It's a trap, I know, but I mean it's got some perks, too.
One of my friends I've had since middle school told me this, too.
These were the last words he said to me. I haven't seen him in several years. A siren has his full attentions now.
VishNub, what exactly do you put in the gel to get those bands? Do you have to like make a culture of DNA mixed with chemicals? Would blood do anything like that if you put it in there?
In general, you take a culture of bacteria (usually e. Coli) put them through a series of solutions that basically wrecks the cell walls so the DNA (and everything else) out and then bind the DNA to some solid. Once the DNA is bound, you remove all the other crap, then add another solution that puts the DNA back into solution, load that into a gel and run it.
Oh, and probably not, because most of the cells in blood don't have any DNA.
Nine months later I'm the lonely one
With all the fruit of labor and half of the fun:whistle:
You're pregnant?
i am pretty sure there is an international organization dedicated to stopping me from reproducing and if ever i was preggers or had rendered someone preggers they would strike with such force that there would be a Great Sundering and we would all have to learn geography again
But... but... learing new things is fun!
Kidding, chin up, Obo.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
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Oh, found another pic of you, Vish. You look kinda dopey in it, though.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
oh dang a new page time to say something inane and nonsensical again
At the far end of town where the grickle-grass grows
And the wind smells slow and sour when it blows
And no birds ever sing, excepting old crows,
Is the street of the Lifted Lorax
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how are you guys kicking it today is it mad fresh or perhaps just a wild bit of legit
will you turn an ace trump on the down-low or will you roll the ball funky through and to the top
I'm sorry, I am not up to date with this HIP-HOP LINGO. Could you do me a favor? Take this POKEDEX, capture some small creatures in these POKEBALLS. It will help me with my research tremendously.
Sex with a girlfriend after six weeks of not seeing each other = +++++
The wimmenfolke strike again.
Delicious wimmenfolke!
Man, fuck all y'all and your wimmens. I'm going to go have fun without them, just to spite you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sit in a corner for several hours and be alone.
Not until you delete the pictures of me.
My pictures of you are the only solace I have left in this backwards, estrogen-crazy world. Dudes all running about, chasin girlz, goin off and maekin secks. It's enough to drive a man insane, I tell you. Only your sweet, doped-up visage keeps me sane in an otherwise mad, mad world.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
answer wisely because there is only one right answer among many and i will keep your response in a special pocket in my jacket designed especially for being passive-aggressive
Sex with a girlfriend after six weeks of not seeing each other = +++++
The wimmenfolke strike again.
Delicious wimmenfolke!
Man, fuck all y'all and your wimmens. I'm going to go have fun without them, just to spite you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sit in a corner for several hours and be alone.
Not until you delete the pictures of me.
My pictures of you are the only solace I have left in this backwards, estrogen-crazy world. Dudes all running about, chasin girlz, goin off and maekin secks. It's enough to drive a man insane, I tell you. Only your sweet, doped-up visage keeps me sane in an otherwise mad, mad world.
Sooo.....
Should I delete the pictures of Fish? I don't need them anymore. You know. Back from Japan and all.
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It's cool Vish -- I mean me and Hacks just PM that picture to everyone we see registering a new account, telling them to watch out for you because of your deadly good looks. I even used it as my myspace profile picture for a while, hope you don't mind. Forwarded it to my family and such, so that they could forward it to their contacts as well. Printed flyers, put them up around my neighborhood, etc.
i sometimes like to pretend that there is a profession where one sits in a bubble in a long row of bubbles and posts on an internet forum and one is so absolutely creative and wildly inventive and stupendous that this is their profession
and then the person in the next bubble notes the non-sequitor of the person preceding them and incorporates it into a slightly smaller framework that is more applicable and at the end of the long row of bubbles i have coined the term 'soapenheimer' and it is being used to market a scrub in japan
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how are you guys kicking it today is it mad fresh or perhaps just a wild bit of legit
will you turn an ace trump on the down-low or will you roll the ball funky through and to the top
Yeah, totally.
That's just fucktarded.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Unless it's self-defense or something incredibly similar, I fail to see how violence is ever warranted. Flippantly justifying an assault as "looking out for his friend" is abhorrent. Violence is rarely ever appropriate, and certainly not in this context.
These were the last words he said to me. I haven't seen him in several years. A siren has his full attentions now.
I ...
.. maybe?
Sex with a girlfriend after six weeks of not seeing each other = +++++
Oh, and probably not, because most of the cells in blood don't have any DNA.
But... but... learing new things is fun!
Kidding, chin up, Obo.
Delicious wimmenfolke!
...
I look dopey in every picture.
I don't like this discussion.
This will not end well.
At the far end of town where the grickle-grass grows
And the wind smells slow and sour when it blows
And no birds ever sing, excepting old crows,
Is the street of the Lifted Lorax
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sit in a corner for several hours and be alone.
Not until you delete the pictures of me.
Who would want to see that?
TONIGHT STUPIDITY ABOUND
JACKASSERY WILL BE SHOWN
LET'S GET READY TO AD HOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
would that be preferable
or do I fall under the blanket of wimmenfolk
answer wisely because there is only one right answer among many and i will keep your response in a special pocket in my jacket designed especially for being passive-aggressive
@hacks:
Sooo.....
Should I delete the pictures of Fish? I don't need them anymore. You know. Back from Japan and all.
A kiss before you leave me
And my imagination
Will build upon that kiss :whistle:
Did you bring me the schoolgirls panites I requested?
and then the person in the next bubble notes the non-sequitor of the person preceding them and incorporates it into a slightly smaller framework that is more applicable and at the end of the long row of bubbles i have coined the term 'soapenheimer' and it is being used to market a scrub in japan
and this is what they pay me for