I've had multiple dreams where the world was attacked by flying whale demons who brought demonic wind with them that let people fly too. They'd hunt us all down and kill us but I was wily and clever of course.
I'd hide in a skyscraper but the whale demons would crash through the walls and down elevator shafts chasing me. Eventually the building would give in to all the damage and fall down. Not collapse, but fall forward. I always have an awesome view from inside through a big window. There's a alot of g force to be experienced and then the building lands in water and I try not to drown.
Comin' up to the surface of the water I find that it's on fire. There are people everywhere flipping out and the whale demons are eating everyone.
I somehow escape, fly away and then bang the hell out of natalie portman.
Those are awesome dreams.
t StaleGoatee It's gettin' late anyway. I'm going to hold out for some serious meal business. Oh and I didn't think it was possible to return a donut. What the hell?
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Why do I never have sex dreams
It's not fair
Also we climbed up a snowy mountain during a blizzard and assaulted the Dwarven city that was built on the mountain peak.
Dwarf arrows hurt but banging Natalie in the snow was awesome.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
that doesn't sound like natalie portman at all
Also I ate peanut butter toast for breakfast, along with two espresso shots. That was pretty good.
was it not a bit chilly
a bit
shrivelled
Now I understand the hype, it was so delicious I nearly came in my pants
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Dude. How late do they serve it? I need in on the hype.
Then again that's how I always wake up.
is that weird y/n
thats sex right?
Till 11, you're too late.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I could go for one of their regular things... but I'm pretty sure those suck.
That too.
I could suck my own cock but it didn't cause any kind of sensation.
That made dream me very angry.
When I was in line, I saw someone return a donut.
Who does that?
I was having fun trying to figure out what his issue was, my best idea was "There's no cream in this Boston Cream!"
Get a Bagel with Butter, they're like a dollar.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
i enjoyed it a lot
I'd hide in a skyscraper but the whale demons would crash through the walls and down elevator shafts chasing me. Eventually the building would give in to all the damage and fall down. Not collapse, but fall forward. I always have an awesome view from inside through a big window. There's a alot of g force to be experienced and then the building lands in water and I try not to drown.
Comin' up to the surface of the water I find that it's on fire. There are people everywhere flipping out and the whale demons are eating everyone.
I somehow escape, fly away and then bang the hell out of natalie portman.
Those are awesome dreams.
t StaleGoatee It's gettin' late anyway. I'm going to hold out for some serious meal business. Oh and I didn't think it was possible to return a donut. What the hell?
I hope they're as good as the real deal.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Quit trying to fit in with the internet by pretending to be a virgin.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I switched ptsd meds today
And I accidentally took a double dose for the day
I'm vviibbrraattiinngg