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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    why do the great lakes suck so bad

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    why do the great lakes suck so bad

    Proximity to detroit.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    why do the great lakes suck so bad

    Proximity to detroit.

    3k murders since 2003 really drives property values down.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    why do the great lakes suck so bad

    no robocops

    yet

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    whoops wrong thread

    Tox on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Satanee's got a bunch of pretty cheap, mostly rad stuff on that wishlist.

    Hope you've got a lot of room in your house, Satanee; time for ol' sarukun to work off some of that negative karma. =P

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    What are you talking about, most of the Great Lakes are awesome.

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    Got nothing to defend Erie though. I'm inclined to blame Ohio.

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That there is a pretty great geological feature.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    That there is a pretty great geological feature.

    Takes one to know one ;)

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I feel so selfish

    every time someone posts "I'm sending a big package to my satanee, and it's the first of many!" or the like I get a twinge of hope that I am that satanee

    I mean in reality I'll be happy with whatever anyone gets me

    but part of me wants presents, all the presents

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Mori, I am the same way

    But I don't care, I love presents

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Let's be honest, I am haunting this thread in the hope that I too will suddenly receive a billion awesome presents

    Well, that and because my bathroom is cold so I don't want to take a shower

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I am so selfish

    give me all your presents

    they're not actually for you, they're for me, it was a mistake in Secret Satans, everyone was supposed to get me for it

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    But I just finished gift-wrapping this jumbo pack of holiday-themed tampons! Oh well, sending 'em your way... 'tis the season, after all!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    ...seriously though my Satanee is getting a giant box of Korean tampons.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Now that my satanee is basically shopped for, I'm starting to get that way too, Mori. I need more money to spend on my satanee so I can distract myself from wanting cool cool stuff.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Hooray! I can use those if I get a nosebleed!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Moriveth wrote:
    I am so selfish

    give me all your presents

    they're not actually for you, they're for me, it was a mistake in Secret Satans, everyone was supposed to get me for it

    This is what is called "being a person".

    Everybody wants stuff all the time.

    This is okay.

    Edit: It is even more okay if the stuff you want is completely rad, like, for example, the Complete Box set of Samurai Jack DVDs (hint hint, Satan). =P

    sarukun on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
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    I....can't....breathe...

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    gatsby no

    don't be that guy

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Gatsby

    Fuck people like TLB
    get it
    shame is for idiots

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Would look pretty boss on a wall

    get a nice mount for it

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    replica swords are for suckers, kochikens

    ain't able to murder no one

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I ain't got no problem buying ridiculous things

    I just want them to wooooork

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    How many rupees and/or dollars does that set one back?

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    $24 on Amazon.

    If I can find a suitable Hylian Shield to accompany it then fuck yeah, wall-mounted it shall become.

    Gatsby on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    nuuuuuuuuuuuuh why you cost so much

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    everything I want from a movie is expensive and involves a background check

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    everything I want from a movie is expensive and involves a background check

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Also I want one of those to hang over a fireplace.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    $24 on Amazon.

    If I can find a suitable Hylian Shield to accompany it then fuck yeah, wall-mounted it shall become.

    What? It can't be $24 for the belt and sword

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Ihre Amazon.de Bestellung wurde versandt

    My order from Amazon.de has shipped!

    My favourite thing about dealing with German Amazon is that I've understood a heck of a lot more than I expected.

    TAKE THAT grade 11 German teacher who gave me a D

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    more like

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Ihre Amazon.de Bestellung wurde versandt

    My order from Amazon.de has shipped!

    My favourite thing about dealing with German Amazon is that I've understood a heck of a lot more than I expected.

    TAKE THAT grade 11 German teacher who gave me a D

    I'm sure they had a pretty decent scat porn section too.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Gatsby wrote: »
    $24 on Amazon.

    If I can find a suitable Hylian Shield to accompany it then fuck yeah, wall-mounted it shall become.

    What? It can't be $24 for the belt and sword

    they are really, really cheaply made

    that is why you don't be that guy

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    OH HEY ONE OF MY ITEMS HAS BEEN DELIVERED

    IF MY SATAN DOESNT POST ABOUT IT I HOPE IT MEANS THAT THEY'RE WAITING FOR OTHER ITEMS OR ELSE I WILL BE ANGRY THAT IT REACHED THE WRONG DESTINATION

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Gatsby wrote: »
    $24 on Amazon.

    If I can find a suitable Hylian Shield to accompany it then fuck yeah, wall-mounted it shall become.

    What? It can't be $24 for the belt and sword

    they are really, really cheaply made

    that is why you don't be that guy

    Ah, no, fineprint is a bitch.

    Yeah Keith's right it's just for the belt. Still, one can dream.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    you can get those master swords at pretty much any renaissance faire

    same with the shield and keyblades and any nerd weapon you can think of

    they are never worth it

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Other options include this one which is great, except it isn't the right colour at all, for $60

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    And then this one for $34 which is your cheaply made run-of-the-mill-glorified-toy

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