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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If you had to choose between having your ovaries eaten out by undead rats, or having some sex with me, what would you choose.

    Use complete sentences.

    Meissnerd on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    neville wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Baby did you ever notice that in Nagrand, all the beast mobs use some type of goring attack

    ..i could be the THF to your PLD, and we could SATA all night long.

    {Excitement} {inside} {trousers} {Do you need it?}

    ;)

    {r.ear} {entrance} + {backhand blow} {job} {Do you need it?}

    mully on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    i want to put my hand inside you and work you like a puppet

    Knob on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    mully on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I cannot take credit for this one. This is created by one whose name cannot be spoken.




    My name's Oskar Schindler, and I want to put you on my list.

    Monkeybomb on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Pay for my drink or I'm keeping your driver's license.

    Larlar on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    You know that show Quantum Leap, where the dude can't gets transported through history and has to solve a problem before he can go to the next one and hopefully return home?

    I'm like that, but with sex.

    Rankenphile on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I cannot take credit for this one. This is created by one whose name cannot be spoken.




    My name's Oskar Schindler, and I want to put you on my list.

    Lord Voldemort?

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Ever fucked in the rain before?

    (this one has actually worked twice.)

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I cannot take credit for this one. This is created by one whose name cannot be spoken.




    My name's Oskar Schindler, and I want to put you on my list.


    because your kiss
    your kiss
    is on my list
    because your kiss
    your kiss
    i can't resist!
    because your kiss is on my list!

    mully on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    do you have any german shepard in you


    would you like some

    Knob on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You're a cheap-looking whore.

    Defender on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It was Skull Man.

    Monkeybomb on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    Are you one of those crazy hookers with boy parts down below?

    Rankenphile on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Baby did you ever notice that in Nagrand, all the beast mobs use some type of goring attack

    ..i could be the THF to your PLD, and we could SATA all night long.

    {Excitement} {inside} {trousers} {Do you need it?}

    ;)

    {r.ear} {entrance} + {backhand blow} {job} {Do you need it?}

    {No thanks.} {I'm playing solo right now.} {jerkin} {meat} {rod}

    neville on
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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ...are you the Devil? Because you are sure as hell temptin me

    Transporter on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    do you have any german shepard in you


    would you like some

    hahaha

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    i can't hit the bottom of an empty can of tuna




    but i sure as hell scrape the sides

    Knob on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    As a man: I'm not wearing any panties.

    As a woman: I've been told I have a huge dick.

    Monkeybomb on
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i can't hit the bottom of an empty can of tuna




    but i sure as hell scrape the sides

    bahahahahaha

    Nogs on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Nads 4 Mod

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

    what's your name? i need to know what to scream later on tonight.

    mully on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Adding you to the spank bank

    Defender on
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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully stop, I remember people in high school using those ones for real.

    no, they didn't work.

    TSR on
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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So how drunk will you have to be?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i think my favourite is,

    "that's a very becoming shirt on you. mind you, if i were on you, i'd be coming too."

    mully on
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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i can't hit the bottom of an empty can of tuna




    but i sure as hell scrape the sides

    ahahahaha

    Seta 3000 on
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    As a woman: "you look like you've fucked a few playboy models. Paper cuts and all."

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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    NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ...when I'm done with you, Tabasco here is gonna punch you in the face.

    Nickle on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    I'd fuck your brains out if you had any.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ...you look way to good for this shitty ass club

    Transporter on
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    mully stop, I remember people in high school using those ones for real.

    no, they didn't work.

    hey man, this thread is for all pick up lines. Though there are a few superior to others, none are discriminated against.

    Nogs on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    How would you like to walk with a limp for the next few days?

    lostwords on
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    Bizzaro StormyBizzaro Stormy I am Bizzaro Stormy. I am Bizzaro Stormy.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    Bizzaro Stormy on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    TSR wrote: »
    mully stop, I remember people in high school using those ones for real.

    no, they didn't work.

    hey man, this thread is for all pick up lines. Though there are a few superior to others, none are discriminated against.

    are your parents retarded?
    because you sure are special

    mully on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

    'Scuse me?

    Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

    I was talking about my rug.

    You're not interested in sex?

    You mean coitus?

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Make me a sammich, woman!

    Khavall on
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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully that is so awful

    Seta 3000 on
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    NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ...I've got Jolly Ranchers in the back of my van.

    Nickle on
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