So there was this little movie released in 2007. It was called Ghost Rider, and it starred this man:
A lot of dummies and whiny jerks said it was a bad movie. They clearly could not enjoy a man eating red and yellow jelly beans out of a martini glass while talking to the star of the smash hit television show Grounded for Life and then turning into a biker skeleton who gets goth chicks' panties all moist. Also he totally drives up the side of a building on a motorcycle and flips off a cop as he attacks a helicopter with hell chains. And some broad was in it, too. She was kinda smokin'
But that is completely beside the point because, Nic Cage is fuckin' back and the directors of a cinematic masterpiece that featured this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnXJltyYCTw
are going full on crazy with making this shit realer than real.
It's got fuckin' Stringer Bell and The Highlander and a bunch of other people in it who aren't Nic Cage or Stringer Bell or the Highlander so who cares about listing their names. It also features Nic Cage pissin' fire and spittin' bullets.
Oh, and yes, Nic Cage is a method actor. He is the Ghost Rider.
He prepares for roles the only way he knows how. The way
god intended.
Here is the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_iMh0DMHpI&feature=fvst
See this movie or
go to hell.
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what the hell is it from
It's from the first movie
Ghost Rider is awesome
This movie is awesome.
PISSIN' FIRE AND SPITTIN' BULLETS, FUCK YEAHHHH
why would they use the terrible CGI from the first movie are a preview image for the second
yes
I need to watch nic cage eat jelly beans out of a martini glass
Big screen with a couple beers in me. Opening night, if I can manage it.
okay so what i'm getting from this is that he's literally the thespian version of grant morrison
Nowhere to go but up
always a new subbasement to be dug out
nic cage simply is
really I don't get how people are excited about it. The director did Battle LA and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Prequel.
how
I believe he is an actor who is playing nic cage who is playing ghost rider.
Satans..... hints.....
if you do not, you are dumber than a sack of special ed hammers
If he is cast in the right role.
He is great.
If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.
Satans..... hints.....
and I will say this:
nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining
so you are wrong
City Of Angels
most romantic movie ever made
also it found a way to make the goo goo dolls relevant
Ant Bully
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2spJSCggTuU
anything that gives children a cagd primer is a worthwhile endeavor
see also: astro boy
fact
I can't imagine what Cage would have done with the role