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Keith is a big, fat rutabega.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i would like to try some exotic fruits

    although most of them look pretty feminine

    I tried some but the only one I really liked was the mango.
    Carambola taste a bit like apples, but without the sourness.
    Papaya doesn't taste anything, its only a bit bitter.
    Pomegranates are hard to eat. Thats all you need to know about it. Fucking hard to eat

    Stick with the mangos. Instant mouth orgasm.

    I have some strawberry mango pie downstairs it is delicious

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mango is the best fruit

    keith is the worst

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i would like to try some exotic fruits

    although most of them look pretty feminine

    I tried some but the only one I really liked was the mango.
    Carambola taste a bit like apples, but without the sourness.
    Papaya doesn't taste anything, its only a bit bitter.
    Pomegranates are hard to eat. Thats all you need to know about it. Fucking hard to eat

    Stick with the mangos. Instant mouth orgasm.

    I have some strawberry mango pie downstairs it is delicious

    Oh god that sounds delicious

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Does anyone have an invite code for Demonoid I could have?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    how is mango an exotic fruit

    seriously you guys

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    jago668jago668 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I haven't had anything particularly exotic, all the normal not-exactly-normal stuff. Squirrel, rabbit, alligator, etc.

    I'll try most types of food at least once. I'm not eating mountain oysters thank you very much, nor those almost hatched duck egg things.

    As for someone not liking catfish. It really depends on where you get it, alot of that farm raised is pretty bland. The catch yourself catfish can be yuck also if the water levels are low because it will make the fish taste muddy. Eat channel cat out of a good moving river or larger lake and it's pretty good. Which probably doesn't say alot for it as a meat if you have to be that selective about it to make it worth eating.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    passionfruit tastes like soap, it's nasty, don't eat it

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jago668 wrote: »
    I haven't had anything particularly exotic, all the normal not-exactly-normal stuff. Squirrel, rabbit, alligator, etc.

    I'll try most types of food at least once. I'm not eating mountain oysters thank you very much, nor those almost hatched duck egg things.

    As for someone not liking catfish. It really depends on where you get it, alot of that farm raised is pretty bland. The catch yourself catfish can be yuck also if the water levels are low because it will make the fish taste muddy. Eat channel cat out of a good moving river or larger lake and it's pretty good. Which probably doesn't say alot for it as a meat if you have to be that selective about it to make it worth eating.

    They are namely a trash fish anyway like carp. They shouldn't be eaten.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    passionfruit tastes like soap, it's nasty, don't eat it

    It looks like diarrhea.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Maracuy%C3%A1.jpg

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh jeez tubfruit

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There's this Jones Naturals that has Loganberry in it and it is so fucking delicious.

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    PeachstrudlePeachstrudle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Worst fruit I've ever had was Sharon Fruit. It tastes really nice and all that, yeah, but the second after you've finished eating a slice you realise your mouth feels like all the enamel has been stripped from your teeth! It's horrid, like your tongue is fuzzy and shit.
    Drinking water doesn't help.
    Eating other food doesn't help.
    It just stays for like an hour.

    Try it. Yum!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    My wife's mother's maiden name was Fruit.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Before I die, I want to try Fugu.
    If you get it in Japan at a restaurant it's very safe.

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    PeachstrudlePeachstrudle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I hope it tastes nice, it might be the last thing you taste. Unless you have dessert or something. Then I guess it would be that. Or something.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I'm content with not eating meat

    Oh who are we kidding, Keith?



    And for some reason, I just thought of another exotic meat: Koala. They are endangered, right?

    I'm fairly sure koala meat would be poisonous. Eucalyptus is (to humans anyway), and they eat that. So... maybe?

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I love eel.

    Eel is delicious.

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sea Urchin is fucking disgusting, and I love fish. It tastes exactly like the ocean smells. It's tough and the taste just sits in your mouth the whole time you chew it.

    I'm not a picky eater and this shit seriously made me want to puke.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I love eel.

    Eel is delicious.

    So do I
    I get it whenever I get sushi
    I've also had Alligator
    and recently tried Calamari for the first time
    Not exotic I know but it seemed so to me
    Eel is probably the most exotic meat I eat on a regular basis

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fuck if I'm going to read through this thread.

    But.

    I'm sure that at least one other person has mentioned how fucking awesome the Noah's Ark BBQ is going to be.

    So I will just agree with that person, whomever it was.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Fuck if I'm going to read through this thread.

    But.

    I'm sure that at least one other person has mentioned how fucking awesome the Noah's Ark BBQ is going to be.

    So I will just agree with that person, whomever it was.

    Oh fuck

    One of the top 5 reasons why I can't fucking wait to come out to Seattle

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    does Noah's Ark have a website or anything?

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    No.

    Because this is something that some of the Seattle-area peeps are putting on.

    I imagine that most of us will be purchasing our meat at Seattle's Finest Exotic Meats (ironically located in Bellevue), but we've yet to work out who's bringing what.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ooooh. I thought it was a restaurant.

    Awesome.

    I hope I can make it there.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    moose makes for the best burger imaginable.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.

    topped with a nice slice of ozone layer

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.

    topped with a nice slice of ozone layer

    No fuck that I want smoked gouda or swiss

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.
    Fuck that.

    You grill it over St. Helena Gumwood, an endangered tree that also serves as primary habitat for several endangered species.

    DUH

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.
    Fuck that.

    You grill it over St. Helena Gumwood, an endangered tree that also serves as primary habitat for several endangered species.

    DUH

    Trees shade me.

    Endangered animals do not shade me.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.
    Fuck that.

    You grill it over St. Helena Gumwood, an endangered tree that also serves as primary habitat for several endangered species.

    DUH

    Giant Sequoia.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.
    Fuck that.

    You grill it over St. Helena Gumwood, an endangered tree that also serves as primary habitat for several endangered species.

    DUH

    Trees shade me.

    Endangered animals do not shade me.

    you could always stretch out their skin
    but then that's no excuse to not eat their meat
    so..
    as you were

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.
    Fuck that.

    You grill it over St. Helena Gumwood, an endangered tree that also serves as primary habitat for several endangered species.

    DUH

    Giant Sequoia.
    Not.

    Endangered.

    Son.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    You know what makes for the best burger imaginable?

    A combination of the most rare endangered species, all ground up into one 1lb patty and grilled over charred hickory.
    Fuck that.

    You grill it over St. Helena Gumwood, an endangered tree that also serves as primary habitat for several endangered species.

    DUH

    Giant Sequoia.
    Not.

    Endangered.

    Son.

    I'm just hoping to piss off every faggot-ass California hippy I can, sir. D:

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    and bacon

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    edited July 2007
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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    you guys are not even thinking in the right scale

    you make millions of said burgers, and then cook them over a massive bonfire made from the lumber from an area of rainforest the size of wales

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm thinking Blue Whale Rotisserie

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    I'm content with not eating meat
    Hey, me too

    Fun fact: I've never once said anything to anyone about their eating meat, but whenever I say I don't eat meat, people start getting preachy at me.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I'm content with not eating meat
    Hey, me too

    Fun fact: I've never once said anything to anyone about their eating meat, but whenever I say I don't eat meat, people start getting preachy at me.
    Nah.

    Whatever floats yer boat, Keeters.

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