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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    NPR has made a set of minimalist economic posters: http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/03/15/148705139/econ-posters?sc=fb&cc=fp

    which is incredibly nerdy and probably marks the definitive end of the minimalist poster craze, but I have to admit that I laughed at this one:

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Than what is your name on Origins again?
    Thanatosian. Everyone should add me. You know you need a Krogan Sentinel. Bitches flying left and right.

    I'm to the point now where my regular melee kills a Geth Rocket Trooper or Centurion. Still won't go head-to-head with a Banshee, though.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    when i was in the states in 2005 every time i did an internal flight they took me out of line for a special trolling

    I WAS VERY SAD

    Maybe you should have planned ahead and not been born a foreigner, huh

    You ever think of that over in your socialist paradise?

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    spool32 wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    spool, I told mini-spool that he should be in bed. he told me he was on Spring break

    aaahahha damnit he's on my Steam account isn't he!

    Argh!
    no no, this was when you were playing xbox like, last night or the night before

    Blargh! They're not supposed to be using my xbox live account unless they're playing Rockband! And certainly not supposed to be talking to people!
    hahahaah owned. I'm calling home now. :)
    no no no nerd, i ain't gettin your kid in trouble

    you were playing xbox like, 2 nights ago, at like 11:30pm. i sent you a message, and it was mini spool. last time I did that, mini-spool said he can't talk to strangers!

    tyrannus on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    negatory

    posting like an adult would result in mad depression
    this one time I shot thanatos with a rocket

    actually it was a bunch of times. it was great.
    I am so bad at that game. Actually, I don't think I'm all that bad, it's just that everyone else has been playing it for so much longer, and I'm not willing to dedicate the necessary time to catch up.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nobody ever adds me to their friends list
    I think you're on my Steam list. You should add me to your Origins list, too, if you have ME3.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    desc i think they were objecting to my aristocratic air

    how could i not be up to something with my snootiness and my CLOTHING

    i should have been nude like the americans in retrospect

    also the pomander didnt help

    surrealitycheck on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    tim burton just needs to have sex with johnny depp and get it over with

    Some actors and directors like to work together. Kurosawa and Mifune. Ford and Wayne. Scorsese and Bobby D. I never quite managed to grasp why Burton and Deep provokes an "Oh god, not again" reaction.

    Their pairings in the last ten years or so seem to operate on autopilot.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Announcer on the classical music station this morning:

    "I'll let you in on a secret, classical radio station announcers love St. Patrick's day because it means we get to say 'London derriere' with impunity!"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Londonderry_Air

    Heh heh

    Derrière

    Eh, gents?

    /knowing look

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    tim burton just needs to have sex with johnny depp and get it over with

    Some actors and directors like to work together. Kurosawa and Mifune. Ford and Wayne. Scorsese and Bobby D. I never quite managed to grasp why Burton and Deep provokes an "Oh god, not again" reaction.

    Their pairings in the last ten years or so seem to operate on autopilot.

    Not just on auto-pilot, but:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFzLRP8e4vE

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2012
    also the pomander didnt help

    you didn't get consumption, did you? QED

    Jacobkosh on
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    spool, I told mini-spool that he should be in bed. he told me he was on Spring break

    aaahahha damnit he's on my Steam account isn't he!

    Argh!
    no no, this was when you were playing xbox like, last night or the night before

    Blargh! They're not supposed to be using my xbox live account unless they're playing Rockband! And certainly not supposed to be talking to people!
    hahahaah owned. I'm calling home now. :)
    no no no nerd, i ain't gettin your kid in trouble

    you were playing xbox like, 2 nights ago, at like 11:30pm. i sent you a message, and it was mini spool. last time I did that, mini-spool said he can't talk to strangers!

    hehehe, well that's good at least! :)

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    NPR has made a set of minimalist economic posters: http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/03/15/148705139/econ-posters?sc=fb&cc=fp

    which is incredibly nerdy and probably marks the definitive end of the minimalist poster craze, but I have to admit that I laughed at this one:

    correction-01-01_custom.jpg?t=1331856886&s=3
    So nerdy... yet so funny.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    some peeps should add me to their xboxes

    i am V1scous

    i think

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Pony wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    tim burton just needs to have sex with johnny depp and get it over with

    Some actors and directors like to work together. Kurosawa and Mifune. Ford and Wayne. Scorsese and Bobby D. I never quite managed to grasp why Burton and Deep provokes an "Oh god, not again" reaction.

    Their pairings in the last ten years or so seem to operate on autopilot.

    Not just on auto-pilot, but:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFzLRP8e4vE

    ahahahaha

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    I really don't get the whole "stranger danger" thing.

    At some point, your kid has to learn that sometimes, you're just going to have to trust some strangers. So, why not teach them how to evaluate, rather than just telling them "all strangers are evil!?"

    I mean, I get it for little kids, but you'd think with teenagers, you'd want them to start learning.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    fucking gabon

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i should totally show him that video lol

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I really don't get the whole "stranger danger" thing.

    At some point, your kid has to learn that sometimes, you're just going to have to trust some strangers. So, why not teach them how to evaluate, rather than just telling them "all strangers are evil!?"

    I mean, I get it for little kids, but you'd think with teenagers, you'd want them to start learning.

    Agreed - my youngest is 12 though. He's not quite there yet.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I think you should tell them to trust everyone and let darwin decide

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    besides stranger danger is a joke

    95% of child abuse is done by somebody the child knows

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc i think they were objecting to my aristocratic air

    how could i not be up to something with my snootiness and my CLOTHING

    i should have been nude like the americans in retrospect

    also the pomander didnt help

    The mental image of a TSA screening check point where everyone is nude

    Attempting to block that image now

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    tim burton just needs to have sex with johnny depp and get it over with

    Some actors and directors like to work together. Kurosawa and Mifune. Ford and Wayne. Scorsese and Bobby D. I never quite managed to grasp why Burton and Deep provokes an "Oh god, not again" reaction.

    Their pairings in the last ten years or so seem to operate on autopilot.

    That seems to be more of an issue of Burton just kind of doing his stuff over and over without changing things up rather then the pairing. It seems like he saw Planet of the Apes was terrible and said fuck it, I'm just remaking the same movies over and over.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    besides stranger danger is a joke

    95% of child abuse is done by somebody the child knows

    5% chance is plenty enough to take some basic prevention steps.
    You evaluate risk a little differently when you're thinking about your kids, instead of just kids.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    I mean, I thought "Maybe it's just the TSA at airports that are crazy people and if I just drive into the US with friends like I used to everything would be fine"

    except

    http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1146263--canadian-women-allege-u-s-border-staff-sexually-molested-then

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    uncle drunkle = dead in trunkle

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    besides stranger danger is a joke

    95% of child abuse is done by somebody the child knows

    Parents really dislike it when you point out that if they aren't abusing or making kiddie porn other kids, then a lot of the danger has already been eliminated

    But I mean

    It's true

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    i should totally show him that video lol

    yessss

    hold your cousin-in-law to account

    demand answers

    tell him THE INTERNET told you to

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    ps jacob i updated the Paragons wiki

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Pony don't you know that Rape is legislated down here now man? Forced Transvaginal Ultrasounds, Invasive TSA Patdowns. Just stay out of our country it's doomed.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    im headed there next week too keke

    troll tim burton all day

    but yeah there are vanishingly small numbers of actual like "OH GOD ABDUCTIONS" and teenagers are by far the most common victims

    the fear of it is completely disproportional

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    the us is dangerous!!

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    god I hope the minimalist poster craze is over

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    gooey are you always jailed? You're almost as bad as hedgie.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Pony don't you know that Rape is legislated down here now man? Forced Transvaginal Ultrasounds, Invasive TSA Patdowns. Just stay out of our country it's doomed.

    you know the way your country gets portrayed in the media up here

    if I didn't like, personally know Americans and talk to them on a regular basis and let that media be the whole of my view of a country I no longer visit

    it would make it look like a cartoonish nightmareland constantly on the brink of becoming Somalia II

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Podly are you a maximalist

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    gooey are you always jailed? You're almost as bad as hedgie.

    this is the first time i've ever been jailed!

    I get out in april some time

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Podly are you a maximalist

    of course not

    I like regis!

    but minimal poster design is like first year design work

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Pony don't you know that Rape is legislated down here now man? Forced Transvaginal Ultrasounds, Invasive TSA Patdowns. Just stay out of our country it's doomed.

    you know the way your country gets portrayed in the media up here

    if I didn't like, personally know Americans and talk to them on a regular basis and let that media be the whole of my view of a country I no longer visit

    it would make it look like a cartoonish nightmareland constantly on the brink of becoming Somalia II

    Parts of it are

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