It's ok. She's probably really mature for her age.
Lemme tell you right now, this girl as the opposite of maturity. Her statuses are either talking about how everyone in her class is a bitch to her, or how in love she is with her new guy.
On the other hand, that sounds suspiciously like my sister and her friends through pretty much all of their teenage years...
I keep trying to tell myself that middle schoolers are idiots and I was like that too.
But oh man, this one time the girl deactivated her account because people were mean to her or something. Her mom posted about it and went and attacked the mean girls on their facebook walls. And it wasn't like "you should be ashamed of yourselves for being so mean" but rather "who the fuck do you think you are? you're going to grow up to be a terrible bitch, etc."
I keep these people around as friends because one day I'm going to have an entire stand up set based on those people.
Coran Attack!
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
Well, as I'm sure you were all dying to know, here's what happened to fart.ly
Hello Kevin,
Unfortunately the .ly registry rejected the registration
fart.ly. this name due to the violation of nic.ly regulations for the following reasons. They said.
- The word fart is (inappropriate and offensive in our culture).
- The whois was found that the owner email is info@fart.ly, The Registrant is a Mr. Farts! The address is 'Faltuland' The phone number 6969696969! (False address)
- They visited the site and they found the word 'lmao' Laughing my ass (arse) off
what if my name really is Mr Farts, and I just wanted a domain to discuss our family heritage
who's the real monster now, Libya
I read that as being directed at @Liiya at first, was scanning the page in utter confusion looking for her post where she was mean about your heritage.
what if my name really is Mr Farts, and I just wanted a domain to discuss our family heritage
who's the real monster now, Libya
I read that as being directed at @Liiya at first, was scanning the page in utter confusion looking for her post where she was mean about your heritage.
what if my name really is Mr Farts, and I just wanted a domain to discuss our family heritage
who's the real monster now, Libya
I read that as being directed at @Liiya at first, was scanning the page in utter confusion looking for her post where she was mean about your heritage.
Where did you get the ridiculous notion that British Ladies respect heritage?
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
just to be clear, the address was supposed to be "Flatuland," right?
protest their discrimination against the taureg subtribe of farters
The Tuareg have moved on to farting around in Mali quite a lot. But I'm not sure those guys want their newly declared independent nation named after human methanity. These guys have lots of Kalashnikovs and shit.
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
I never tweet, and just use twitter as a newsfeed of various celebrities/internet celebrities/parody accounts. This has lead to me having a nice little collection of fake accounts that follow me, and that I will never delete. Also some dude that posts game news or something, but I think he just added a lot of people that follow the Giant Bomb guys or whatevs.
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I keep trying to tell myself that middle schoolers are idiots and I was like that too.
But oh man, this one time the girl deactivated her account because people were mean to her or something. Her mom posted about it and went and attacked the mean girls on their facebook walls. And it wasn't like "you should be ashamed of yourselves for being so mean" but rather "who the fuck do you think you are? you're going to grow up to be a terrible bitch, etc."
I keep these people around as friends because one day I'm going to have an entire stand up set based on those people.
Coran Attack!
goddamn Libyan prudes
that's beautiful Toss
You put in an invalid address, what did you expect
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
http://domai.nr/
it could only have been funnier if it were one Mr. Farts!
who's the real monster now, Libya
We actually had that at my job one day
The Blackie family was not able to put their name on their photo book
They were NOT HAPPY
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
still you because that is a name befitting a monster
hahaha, goddamn
I read that as being directed at @Liiya at first, was scanning the page in utter confusion looking for her post where she was mean about your heritage.
I am the meanest.
Where did you get the ridiculous notion that British Ladies respect heritage?
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Oh, and once I read Vienna as "Villain", which is utterly nonsensical and I don't understand how
It's that black and white Ultravox video clip doing that to you. And the face of Midge Ure.
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Edcrab: "... what?"
It was Flatuland, they misspelled it in their email back to me.
excellent
that's a quality location
It baffled me! Because you could've just de-escalated the situation with that one action, but no, you had him working round the back in the florists!
And so her reign of terror begins.
this is delicious
I want lovebu.tt
I@lovebu.tt
you@lovebu.tt
weall@lovebu.tt
"If I'd known his name wasn't Julio, like it said on his shirt, I'd never have accepted the bouquet she sent me"
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
If you enjoy how great I am on twitter it's time to listen to the Battle Brocast, a podcast of unprecedented quality
Just ask @Stilts
The Tuareg have moved on to farting around in Mali quite a lot. But I'm not sure those guys want their newly declared independent nation named after human methanity. These guys have lots of Kalashnikovs and shit.
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
I never tweet, and just use twitter as a newsfeed of various celebrities/internet celebrities/parody accounts. This has lead to me having a nice little collection of fake accounts that follow me, and that I will never delete. Also some dude that posts game news or something, but I think he just added a lot of people that follow the Giant Bomb guys or whatevs.
if this is true I bet @pipthefair has already done himself in to join his idol