http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gT2HWQKY0
the voice is ridiculous (also for an MMA commentator it's crazy he doesn't know the terms of the NSAC agreement reem had when he fought brock)
also rogan looks weird
and barnett is hilariously quiet
If the twitter account wasn't verified by the UFC twitter and didn't have some personal pictures posted by Mr. Hunt, I would think it was a troll account.
are hallucinogens banned by NSAC?
he may have to fight reem instead
He might have to fight 5 Reems with dragon heads
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Mark Hunt has always been hilarious.
That's one reason he's always been a popular fighter in the hardcore crowd.
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
Here's a nice transcript of Mark Hunt's twitter craziness that I e-mailed to myself yesterday.
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:25 PM
just got home now and now I AM GOING TO FUCKEN PUMP BILLY IDOL UP TO THE DAYS THIS HOUSE IS GOING TO BLOW THE FUCKEN ASSS UP WOOOOOOOO HOOOo
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:29 PM
now i am starting to throw shit around hahahahaha
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:30 PM
this house is getting fucken trashed today and then this computer and then this phone and then i am coming to your fucken house to kill u
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:26 PM
my house is shaking HAHAHAHA FUCKEN HELL the tress are shaking outside with the rebel yell WOOHOOOO
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:31 PM
shit i just twisted my ankle aahahahahahahahahah FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:33 PM
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA IN THE LOWEST VOICE TONE U HAVE EVER ENCOUNTED IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE BILLY IDOL MAKES ME WANT TO KILL UUUUUUUUUUUUU
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:35 PM
i dont give a flying fuck what that means IIIIIIII DOOOONNNNTTTT GIIIIIVEEEEE AAAAA FLYINNGGG HORSEEE STEROIDDD FUCKKKKK reeetweet thatttttt
He is way more vocal on Twitter than in actual interviews.
PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
Jon, you just showed me exactly why you're gonna lose. Because you think you know. You don't think all my opponents watch me fight and say, 'Ah, Rashad, he does this. Oh he does that.' There's such a difference when you're in there with me, when you're in there with me, I can get you to 'skip to my Lou.' And you will 'skip to my Lou.'
Braulio should win that fight, I haven't been to his academy in Birmingham for years, I should pop down. Of course he is currently in Florida with Blackzilians training for his MMA debut, which should get a lot of hype if he beats Diaz in a jits match.
James Thompson is going to make a run at the SFL title, at this rate he will win the belt and defend it 17 times before the year is out. SFL are not fucking around with their quantity not quality marketing plan.
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But did you watch RAW tonight?
http://bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/04/10/video-brock-lesnar-returns-to-wwe-last-night-brawl-erupts-18795.html
olol StrikeForce Brawl
Huh. I don't feel good for Akiyama's chances against a guy who could outdecision Koscheck. This is probably where Dana White cuts Akiyama.
Maybe Alves will gas.
the king shoulda thrown out a "sometimes these things happen in MMA" for good measure
Too busy wondering where Cena got that cherry pie.
is that mark henry? i bet he was eating it backstage and couldnt put it down so he brought it out with him
the voice is ridiculous (also for an MMA commentator it's crazy he doesn't know the terms of the NSAC agreement reem had when he fought brock)
also rogan looks weird
and barnett is hilariously quiet
Because Barnett knows when to keep quiet.
I mean, he doesn't want to end up like Sonnen and get called out by Mayhem Miller.
Can't take a word that comes out of his mouth seriously.
Which doesn't matter, because everything that comes out of his mouth is garbage anyway.
So Hunt is out against JDS.
and
Dare I say, he's not actually hurt.
he may have to fight reem instead
It's not and Mark Hunt is apparently hilarious.
Also, JDS just posted this a few minutes ago:
On his twitter and not in response to any tweets.
Mysterious.
He might have to fight 5 Reems with dragon heads
That's one reason he's always been a popular fighter in the hardcore crowd.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Well before that he was saying he was throwing things around the house.
And the house was shaking.
Because it was afraid of Mark Hunt.
Voice has a kinda ridiculous stance on the Reem stuff though.
Also that annoying chick on the Amazing Race is crying again this week god damn it woman get it together.
lol
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:25 PM
just got home now and now I AM GOING TO FUCKEN PUMP BILLY IDOL UP TO THE DAYS THIS HOUSE IS GOING TO BLOW THE FUCKEN ASSS UP WOOOOOOOO HOOOo
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:29 PM
now i am starting to throw shit around hahahahaha
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:30 PM
this house is getting fucken trashed today and then this computer and then this phone and then i am coming to your fucken house to kill u
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:26 PM
my house is shaking HAHAHAHA FUCKEN HELL the tress are shaking outside with the rebel yell WOOHOOOO
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:31 PM
shit i just twisted my ankle aahahahahahahahahah FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:33 PM
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA IN THE LOWEST VOICE TONE U HAVE EVER ENCOUNTED IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE BILLY IDOL MAKES ME WANT TO KILL UUUUUUUUUUUUU
mark richard hunt (@markhunt1974)
4/10/12 8:35 PM
i dont give a flying fuck what that means IIIIIIII DOOOONNNNTTTT GIIIIIVEEEEE AAAAA FLYINNGGG HORSEEE STEROIDDD FUCKKKKK reeetweet thatttttt
He is way more vocal on Twitter than in actual interviews.
That thing I posted earlier about Nick Diaz getting involved in a BJJ superfight? Well, they've announced his opponent and it's Braulio effin' Estima: http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/4/10/2939893/nick-diaz-world-champion-braulio-estima-agree-to-meet-in-bjj-super
Rolles Gracie vs. Fedor in Russia? Sure, why not? Fedor needs another can to pop open: http://ht.ly/actIF
And speaking of heavyweight cans, Bobby Lashley vs. James Thompson has been announced for SFL 3! http://mmajunkie.com/news/28185/bobby-lashley-vs-james-thompson-to-headlined-super-fight-league-3-on-may-6.mma?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Look, unless you're injecting steroids immediately before you enter the ring, what's the harm?
If it's not between rounds, shit's not legit.
http://www.mmamania.com/2012/4/11/2940098/jon-jones-vs-rashad-evans-fight-on-ultimate-insider-ufc-145
Braulio should win that fight, I haven't been to his academy in Birmingham for years, I should pop down. Of course he is currently in Florida with Blackzilians training for his MMA debut, which should get a lot of hype if he beats Diaz in a jits match.
James Thompson is going to make a run at the SFL title, at this rate he will win the belt and defend it 17 times before the year is out. SFL are not fucking around with their quantity not quality marketing plan.
It's a manly soap opera. It's mainly enjoyable for the characters so if you don't know who's competing it wouldn't be as exciting.
Finally some articles are calling out the UFC for their firing practices:
http://bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/04/11/ufcs-fire-at-will-policy-a-fair-way-to-determine-fighter-employment-19049.html
Speaking of James Thompson... he wrote a great article on Fred Ettish:
http://colossalconcerns.com/2012/04/10/down-but-far-from-out-fred-ettish/
UFC in the Fantastic Four!?
http://i.imgur.com/eO6kT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EGSJj.jpg
Also some more Renato Laranja:
Just gonna leave this here.
I love south american ground karate
I saw this on MiddleEasy, of course. Even though I read the summary of it first, it still scared the shit out of me.
It's not like blanks can't cause damage either.
Blanks are awesome. You can really fuck someone up within 5 meters if you don't have a BFA on your weapon.
Flash bangs/ground burst simulators are the best for fucking with people.