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Jew Appreciation Thread

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    WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i would like to meet larry david and shake his hand

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
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    The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Legorobot just updated and is topical.

    http://mike-miles.com/legorobot/?id=35

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I buy drugs from jewish people.

    They are nice. (and not stingy)

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Scarlet Johanson is a jew?
    Wow.
    There are some pretty hot jews in the world then.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't want to start a shitstorm here, but

    Are Jews a race, a religious people, or both

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jews are a race.
    Judaism is the religion.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Are you sure?

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Verily.

    Line from Wikipedia:
    "Judaism is the religion of the Jewish people"
    "Jews are members of the Jewish people, an ethnic group originating in the Israelites of the ancient Middle East and others who converted to Judaism throughout the millennia. The ethnicity and the religion of Judaism are strongly interrelated, and converts are both included and have been absorbed within the Jewish people."

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ok, thanks

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Jews are not a race.

    Unless it's a Jewish race. With...like...rabbis riding giant hamantashen.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Jews are not a race.

    Unless it's a Jewish race. With...like...rabbis riding giant hamantashen.

    Sounds like you're not on the Jew appreciation bandwagon.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so what do you call a follow of judaism?

    a judas?

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Jews are not a race.

    Unless it's a Jewish race. With...like...rabbis riding giant hamantashen.

    Sounds like you're not on the Jew appreciation bandwagon.

    That wagon goes to Auschwitz.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh god Larlar

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Terry Shciavo

    Holocaust jokes

    Man Larlar

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    What, too soon?

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar I don't even know you anymore!

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    If anything, that should make the casual sex more exciting.

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Judaism is also a culture!

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    A bacteria culture.

    *swish*

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    If anything, that should make the casual sex more exciting.
    Yes, but will you call out my name?

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    A bacteria culture.

    *swish*

    Larlar I would like to report the forumer Larlar for being racially, culturally, and religiously insensitive.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    If anything, that should make the casual sex more exciting.
    Yes, but will you call out my name?
    There's a good chance I'll call out the wrong name because I'm just using you to fulfill greater fantasies.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    If anything, that should make the casual sex more exciting.
    Yes, but will you call out my name?
    There's a good chance I'll call out the wrong name because I'm just using you to fulfill greater fantasies.
    Well then we're on the same page.




    Bastard.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    futility wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    A bacteria culture.

    *swish*

    Larlar I would like to report the forumer Larlar for being racially, culturally, and religiously insensitive.

    Thanks for letting me know, I'll deal with him.

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    A bacteria culture.

    *swish*

    Larlar I would like to report the forumer Larlar for being racially, culturally, and religiously insensitive.

    Thanks for letting me know, I'll deal with him.

    Thank you, and please be easy on him. He's a good kid, just a little mixed up.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pharezon wrote: »
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    Evander wrote: »
    I'm sure some one made a comment about me posting herein this thread, sohere you go, maek post

    My favorite Jew is Scarlett Johansson

    I don't think anyone did


    which is really damn surprising

    also, she is quite a fantastic jew

    I'm pretty sure someone did.

    Honestly, whether or not futility counts is kind of debateable.

    :P

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Jews are not a race.

    Unless it's a Jewish race. With...like...rabbis riding giant hamantashen.

    The word "Jew" comes from a shortening of the name of the ancient land of Judea.



    In fact, if you wanted to get REALLY technical, Jews are ONLY a race, and you could reffer to the religion as B'nai Yisrael, or the the Children of Israel. If that sounds too cultish for you, Israelites would do.



    There's no Jews in the Torah, just the Children of Israel.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Scarlet Johanson is a jew?
    Wow.
    There are some pretty hot jews in the world then.

    I dunno if she self-identifies, although there are pictures of her wearing a magen david necklace when she was younger.



    All that matters to me is that I could marry her and still have Jewish kids. How many hot celebrities can I say THAT about? A few, but he's the hottest, IMO

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    edit: Freud, freud lol

    Debra Messing is all kids of hawt.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Scarlet Johanson is a jew?
    Wow.
    There are some pretty hot jews in the world then.

    I dunno if she self-identifies, although there are pictures of her wearing a magen david necklace when she was younger.



    All that matters to me is that I could marry her and still have Jewish kids. How many hot celebrities can I say THAT about? A few, but he's the hottest, IMO

    ha!

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, my grandfather prefers to call himself a Israelite rather than a Jew. He seems more intense about it than any of us or his children. I have only stepped foot in Israel once and that was to vist my grandparents on my mother's side before they moved.

    All of them still have Israel Passports and my grandfather and his friends, which includes a Rabbi, come over and discuss the state of Israel today. I don't pay much attention to it but the scare me soemtimes with the talk that they should have never given land back and all. I just get uncomfortable and go away.

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    DAMNIT KATCHEM YOU ANTI ZIONIST SELF HATING WUSS!

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    futility wrote: »
    DAMNIT KATCHEM YOU ANTI ZIONIST SELF HATING WUSS!

    I am not Self-hating, I just don't like the level of war they talk to. My great-grandfather tought my grandfather to shoot and both bought guns to defend themselves with in 1948 after Israel was created. He joined the army and fought in the Suez Canal conflict, the Six Day War, the War of Attrition and was a reservist in the Yom Kippur War. He came to North America in 1997 when my parents decided to live here. He came here with my grandmother because both of them wanted to be near thier families and none of us were going into Israel, though my cousin, who I talked about, when in the air force.

    He has some sense of superioity but tells great war stories.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I have a plan that would usher in worldwide peace, and it all starts in Israel.

    But nobody wants to follow it.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Maybe you should label the box at the front of the caravan "candy" instead of "Holocaust Jr." Just a thought.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My plan for peace viz a vis Israel/Palestine includes pork rinds and beer.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    its so crazy it could just work

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