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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Am I completely making this up in my head or did at least 1 or more of the Leisure Suit Larry games feature roofie/alcohol use for sex

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    also kickstarter will not survive if it just becomes a vehicle for the vidjagame equivalent of the popular 80's movie reboot

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I really like Kow Otani's style. I was surprised to hear his stuff in this game, really. but it's amazing! So varied, too.

    I don't know what this is because I cannot play it at work but based on the preview frame...

    21st, do you have something to tell us?

    About what? i am puzzled here. i linked a song from a video game i'm playing these days, composed by Kow Otani.

    It's all animu with slender, shirtless men in flamboyant costumes.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    No they don't wait until the product is finished to get the money. They get the money as soon as the Kickstarter is successful.

    Right now if you tried to get a lot of money and didn't have anything to entice people like prototypes or schematics you won't be funded. If you could fake that in order to get more money you might be able to get it.

    Then when you don't deliver you get arrested like every other time you steal money from people through a service that has records of your financial information.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    That part of the game had an excellently structured gag.
    Which of the many excellently structured gags are you thinking of?

    Also, did you go back when Wheatley asks you to come back? God my sides hurt so much from laughing when I did.

    I refering to:
    GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us.
    Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
    CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
    Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
    Description: This is that part.

    And yes, returning to him is great fun.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    so like

    what stops a person from promising to do something on kickstarter

    and then not doing it and taking all the money

    I think the way it works is that money only changes hands after the product is released?

    So like, maybe the start up company can borrow against the money they have raised in the kickstarter but, until they release the product, they don't actually get the money from kickstarter.

    Does that make sense?

    Nope, once they exceed their goal and the time ends, everybody pays up.

    It's inevitable that there will be a major shitstorm at some point when a major project doesn't deliver (it's happened for a least one small project that I'm familiar with).

    Oh, well that's dumb. I wouldn't do it like that.

    Psn:wazukki
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    [/spoiler]
    simonwolf wrote: »
    This tidbit from the World War 2 Tweets accounts sounds like something out of a Tolkein novel
    King Haakon plans to leave Elverum, to protect civilians: "I cannot bear to watch children crouching in the snow as bullets mow down trees."

    Norwegian names are silly, is what I am saying here

    f u

    nothing but the truth

    the next tweet could be "Saruman commands his legion of Uruk-hai to follow King Haakon; "He shall not reach Gondor," says white-clad leader" and it would make perfect sense

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    also kickstarter will not survive if it just becomes a vehicle for the vidjagame equivalent of the popular 80's movie reboot

    there has been a lot of cool stuff on there

    I got a custom poster based on game of thrones (done by someone on the AC forum here, I guess!)

    I linked to a guy who is selling plans or a premade arcade cabinet

    there was a dude who was selling a 3D printer

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I really like Kow Otani's style. I was surprised to hear his stuff in this game, really. but it's amazing! So varied, too.

    I don't know what this is because I cannot play it at work but based on the preview frame...

    21st, do you have something to tell us?

    About what? i am puzzled here. i linked a song from a video game i'm playing these days, composed by Kow Otani.

    It's all animu with slender, shirtless men in flamboyant costumes.

    Eh, i guess it's basically an animu reimagining of the Ieyasu tokugawa military campaign, but i can deal with it. i'm comfortable enough to play animu sometimes.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    also kickstarter will not survive if it just becomes a vehicle for the vidjagame equivalent of the popular 80's movie reboot

    It's been successfully working for a good while before the Doublefine thing. If they are clever they already have their plan for how to deal with the inevitable fuckup.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    on the one hand I am mad that my wife put so many miles on my car

    on the other hand, I am now much closer to being done with the break in period

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    so like

    what stops a person from promising to do something on kickstarter

    and then not doing it and taking all the money

    I think the way it works is that money only changes hands after the product is released?

    So like, maybe the start up company can borrow against the money they have raised in the kickstarter but, until they release the product, they don't actually get the money from kickstarter.

    Does that make sense?

    Nope, once they exceed their goal and the time ends, everybody pays up.

    It's inevitable that there will be a major shitstorm at some point when a major project doesn't deliver (it's happened for a least one small project that I'm familiar with).

    Oh, well that's dumb. I wouldn't do it like that.

    Having to borrow money after raising funds you can't touch would be an enormous pain in the ass and negate the benefits of Kickstarter.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    also I like to think that people are mostly good and not trying to scam you :(

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.
    It takes about a second per book for me.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    also kickstarter will not survive if it just becomes a vehicle for the vidjagame equivalent of the popular 80's movie reboot

    It's been successfully working for a good while before the Doublefine thing. If they are clever they already have their plan for how to deal with the inevitable fuckup.

    yeah

    like

    if i were designing the business model, I'd do it how winky suggested

    the way it's set up currently it seems like it's just asking for a royal fuckup

    screwups are manageable as long as the projects are cheap - some project for a few grand won't even go to Real Claims Court

    but like a project for 2, 3, 4 million bucks? if something like that goes tits up, and KS isn't on it like a bonnet, they are screwed. the negative publicity alone will do them in.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I really like Kow Otani's style. I was surprised to hear his stuff in this game, really. but it's amazing! So varied, too.

    I don't know what this is because I cannot play it at work but based on the preview frame...

    21st, do you have something to tell us?

    About what? i am puzzled here. i linked a song from a video game i'm playing these days, composed by Kow Otani.

    It's all animu with slender, shirtless men in flamboyant costumes.

    Eh, i guess it's basically an animu reimagining of the Ieyasu tokugawa military campaign, but i can deal with it. i'm comfortable enough to play animu sometimes.

    I like how the suggestion that you are gay slides by as nothing but the suggestion that you might be weeaboo is a lot more embarrassing and bears explanation. :lol:

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    on the one hand I am mad that my wife put so many miles on my car

    on the other hand, I am now much closer to being done with the break in period

    I hope you are still talking about the car

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I really like Kow Otani's style. I was surprised to hear his stuff in this game, really. but it's amazing! So varied, too.

    I don't know what this is because I cannot play it at work but based on the preview frame...

    21st, do you have something to tell us?

    About what? i am puzzled here. i linked a song from a video game i'm playing these days, composed by Kow Otani.

    It's all animu with slender, shirtless men in flamboyant costumes.

    Eh, i guess it's basically an animu reimagining of the Ieyasu tokugawa military campaign, but i can deal with it. i'm comfortable enough to play animu sometimes.

    I like how the suggestion that you are gay slides by as nothing but the suggestion that you might be weeaboo is a lot more embarrassing and bears explanation. :lol:

    Oh, what, you don't think being gay is okay?

    :bz

    21stCentury on
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.
    It takes about a second per book for me.

    It's way the christ slower for me. Like, 5 seconds per book. And honestly 1 second per book feels too long for something which is - to my mind - just parsing some text into slightly different marked up text.

    Does it want more RAM? I have a lot of RAM, it could have more RAM.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    All you need to know about Sengoku Basara is that his horse is a motorcycle:
    3COIc.jpg

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Since people are discussing me3:

    I blipped through me1 pretty quickly so I am savoring me2 in more detail. The quantity of things I've missed on two playthroughs even in the early stages of the game! Oh man.

    Shepard is sauntering around the Citadel and Omega with Garrus and Kasumi, listening to the news reports, listening in on all the little random conversations, noticing the level design and little touches. Doing missions at a more leisurely pace and making sure to do all the conversations possible with crew.

    There are a lot of things I like about me3 but the ambiance of me2 wins by a mile for me. I really think surface texture is for mass effect what sound design was for star wars -- it is absolutely the anchor for the world's identity. The sexed-up, mercantilistic vibe works well because your eye is always being pulled over everyone's bodies by the color layouts and lots of linear, vertical patterns on the clothing and suits. Compared to the smoother classic sci fi paperback feel in me1, your corneas are bouncing over these shiny hexagons and matte ribbed rubbery joints and armor plates wrapped around everyone's bodies.

    I still love the classic feel of me1 but it's hard for me to get super fired up about the end of the world feel in me3. The world is always ending in video games. They created a world that would actually suck to lose which is where most apocalyptica skips ahead and goes straight to "big scale of the spectacle" mode.

    But it lacks the whole invitation to go bad cop and rip around the galaxy in the Normandy II, which was consciously designed to look more like a muscle car than the Normandy I.

    Also, in actually talking to Kelly Chambers rather than mostly ignoring her, the character seems more logical than a sexpot punchline. Why don't the Council or the Alliance put a psychologist on a ship like this? You need Chakwas to handle physical ailments. You need engineers and technicians to keep the ship running. You're throwing a Multi-species crew together on a high-stakes mission and of course you want someone whose job is to keep tabs on everyone's emotional well-being. Kelly is awesome and she has a chipper attitude in the face of adversity.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    the subaru crosstrek looks nice

    I'd really like to test drive the new brz

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.

    Calibre is literally the worst computer program ever written.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    on the one hand I am mad that my wife put so many miles on my car

    on the other hand, I am now much closer to being done with the break in period

    I hope you are still talking about the car

    o.O

    O.o

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.

    Calibre is literally the worst computer program ever written.

    Somebody hasn't tried to use Sony's default eReader software.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    also I like to think that people are mostly good and not trying to scam you :(

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    brb...making a kickstarter video for a gritty battletoads reboot.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.

    Calibre is literally the worst computer program ever written.

    And yet there doesn't seem to be anything else that does the job that it does, which means we're all stuck using it.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    also I like to think that people are mostly good and not trying to scam you :(

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    brb...making a kickstarter video for a gritty battletoads reboot.

    :l

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.

    Calibre is literally the worst computer program ever written.

    Somebody hasn't tried to use Sony's default eReader software.

    I will admit that I have not but I seriously doubt it could possibly be worse. If it failed to start with a DLL loading error it would be better than Calibre.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.

    Calibre is literally the worst computer program ever written.

    Somebody hasn't tried to use Sony's default eReader software.

    I will admit that I have not but I seriously doubt it could possibly be worse. If it failed to start with a DLL loading error it would be better than Calibre.

    Calibre is wonderful compared to that. I load it, put books on my eReader and then close it. It takes under 5minutes. I've had an issue with format converting once.

    On the otherhand, the Sony software can take a solid two hours of fucking about just to get loaded. And then it'll go iTunes on your books.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    also kickstarter will not survive if it just becomes a vehicle for the vidjagame equivalent of the popular 80's movie reboot

    There is an incredibly diverse assortment of project types...

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.

    Calibre is literally the worst computer program ever written.

    Somebody hasn't tried to use Sony's default eReader software.

    I will admit that I have not but I seriously doubt it could possibly be worse. If it failed to start with a DLL loading error it would be better than Calibre.

    Oh jeez. Sony's ereader software is more or less unusable 90% of the time.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    The next time I play ME2, I'm hacking in everyone's recruitment mission from the start so I can experience the dialog.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I am always like 2 pages behind in the morning when I try to post at first

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    also kickstarter will not survive if it just becomes a vehicle for the vidjagame equivalent of the popular 80's movie reboot

    It's been successfully working for a good while before the Doublefine thing. If they are clever they already have their plan for how to deal with the inevitable fuckup.

    yeah

    like

    if i were designing the business model, I'd do it how winky suggested

    the way it's set up currently it seems like it's just asking for a royal fuckup

    screwups are manageable as long as the projects are cheap - some project for a few grand won't even go to Real Claims Court

    but like a project for 2, 3, 4 million bucks? if something like that goes tits up, and KS isn't on it like a bonnet, they are screwed. the negative publicity alone will do them in.

    Wazilla's idea is also completely fucked as well. If the money in kickstarter is effectively held in escrow until the product is released, what value would it have as a support to a bank loan?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Why would a horse need exhaust pipes

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    In other news, jesus tapdancing christ how can converting eBook formats bring my Core i7 with 16gb's of RAM to it's knees.

    I suspect it's two things: Calibre is written in Python, and does parallelism by spawning tons of executable processes - since I only get system lag when they're going up or coming down.

    Calibre is literally the worst computer program ever written.

    Somebody hasn't tried to use Sony's default eReader software.

    I will admit that I have not but I seriously doubt it could possibly be worse. If it failed to start with a DLL loading error it would be better than Calibre.

    Calibre is wonderful compared to that. I load it, put books on my eReader and then close it. It takes under 5minutes. I've had an issue with format converting once.

    On the otherhand, the Sony software can take a solid two hours of fucking about just to get loaded. And then it'll go iTunes on your books.

    Heh, that is what calibre did to me. Then when I forcefully exited, it deleted almost all the books I gave it. Luckily, I only gave it a copy of my library.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    so like

    what stops a person from promising to do something on kickstarter

    and then not doing it and taking all the money

    I think the way it works is that money only changes hands after the product is released?

    So like, maybe the start up company can borrow against the money they have raised in the kickstarter but, until they release the product, they don't actually get the money from kickstarter.

    Does that make sense?

    Nope, once they exceed their goal and the time ends, everybody pays up.

    It's inevitable that there will be a major shitstorm at some point when a major project doesn't deliver (it's happened for a least one small project that I'm familiar with).

    Oh, well that's dumb. I wouldn't do it like that.

    would you have the money change hands after the product is released, then?

    Because I hope you see the obvious flaw in that.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    also I like to think that people are mostly good and not trying to scam you :(

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    brb...making a kickstarter video for a gritty battletoads reboot.

    :l

    K, you're not into B'toads. I get it.

    Plan B: making a more XXXXTREME version of the Google Glass tech demo. Mine has "Everyone's Naked" mode. Suck it google!

    Gimme monies.

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