She's my most-recent ex. She is overweight but carried it well in the hips, which are still the biggest I have ever seen on a white female. The ex from before her though was a horrible hobbit-like creature with short spiked hair and acne, but I have forgiven myself for that one because it was my first girl at college and I didn't know I could do better.
edit: for clarity I am a huge tree of a man, the girl in the pic is not as short as she seems.
Man, I never thought the ex-girlfriend thread with the magical link floating around via pm could be topped in terms of creepy, but yep, this takes the cake. Good show guys.
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She could probably see her toes.
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haha. it's exactly what i was thinking.
What, you don't want to feel better about yourself?
edit: for clarity I am a huge tree of a man, the girl in the pic is not as short as she seems.
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I feel a little violated.
Still awesome, thanks dude.
You want the burgerbeasT?
I could send it over to you, with Django's permission of course.
Rule still stands.
Seriously, this joke took longer to show up than I figured.
This thread will gather diseased, bloody, snow.
True, but I do remember what you were fucking.
PS how are you going to 'make the call' as it were, while I'm in Japan.
The last one was the worst
Your cell won't work in Japan?
Alternatively I could just yell a bunch and hope you hear it.
It's fat is what it is. Jesus.
I'll have a Japanese cell phone. So like I guess you could just set up a video conference and I could watch you in live streaming video.
All yellin' a bunch and shit.
Edit: But I think those are panties on her bed back there!
He who smelt it dealt it.
..you are a guy, right?
I'll probably just set up a nice powerpoint presentation.
This place is reserved for the good looking, photoshopped ones.
HUUUuuuuuUURK!