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Why Video Games Should be Banned and We Should All Take Up Knitting

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Tossrock wrote: »
    for my earlier misspelling of "beer" as "bear" I shall be committing ritual suicide by disembowelment

    please stand by

    the term, Tossrock, is seppuku

    -Tal on
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    I guess I don't see the problem.

    This man's man makes his own clothes.

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    I mean really.

    fuck i wish this were me

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Someone make a game that combines m love of open-world RPGs with my love of pornography

    based on the FATAL system, of course

    now speculating on how this would work

    i guess the draw with open-world rpgs is that they offer massive freedom of choice, and the draw with internet pornography is that you can always find something which caters to your exact specific fetish

    there's synergy there

    Venture into the Cave of Tits

    Which ones will you touch?

    It's your decision!

    SHE CHOSE DOOOWWWNNNNN

    BLM - ACAB
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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Well Dr. Zimbardo, I strongly disagree

    I am a proud gamer, but I don't play any of that western GARBAGE

    You know, I play the Dōkyūsei series, Sakura Wars, Dream C Club mainly

    So I know exactly what women want

    These simulations are based off of well documented research

    Maybe if you did your OWN you would know this, you idiot

    Just last week mai waifu ("my wife" for you uncultured plebeian) finally gave her love to me

    She finally accepted my advances!!

    Every day, I would take the JR Yamanote Line from Ikebukuro to Nippori just to be close to her

    She never noticed me at first, always preferring to stand near the back of the train

    Day by day I would notice her beauty, hoping and praying she would notice the man inside of me and realize we were meant to be together

    and on day 27 of this trip - the highlight of my mornings - it finally happened

    The train was unusually empty and she sat down

    I saw my chance

    I waited for 8 stops - 25 minutes - and finally

    the seat beside her was empty

    I sat beside her as she slept and slowly rubbed her leg

    it felt just like I thought it would

    A shiver trembled down my spine before a moment of pure ecstasy came over me

    she rested her head on my shoulder as if to say 'yes! yes!'

    the smell of strawberries and sweat filled my nostrils

    I cold feel her tender breath teasing the hairs on my neck

    but alas, she woke up and left before I could propose

    I felt like Cloud Strife helplessly witnessing the death of Aerith Gainsborough (yes, it IS Aerith NOT 'Aeris' god westerners ruin EVERYTHING)

    I can't wait to ride the train tomorrow, I have already picked out my best Inuyasha silk shirt

    I look forward to your misinformed, simplistic reply

    - Jon 'za Sutanpīdo' Whalen

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    I am giving this post a standing ovation.

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Wimble wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    this fiendish gramophone shall surely corrupt all the youth of our generation

    Men younger than my age bracket spend their leisure time doing current popular activities that involve modern technology instead of doing the things older men like me do which may involve older technology or completely different activities.

    Society is collapsing.

    But seriously, kids these days are the worst. Like, for the first time in history, that statement is trueI WONT HEAR ANOTHER WORD ON THE MATTER THIS IS AN END TO IT.

    I think the next generation will be welding centric. Welding things to their bodies, upsetting our children and confusing us. Talking about grindcore music as if it's "the classics". The only form of visual entertainment that can keep their attention for more than a minute is what looks to us like a constant stream of sparks, but apparently we just don't understand
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    I knew I'd seen a comic in the archives about that.

    tuxkamen wrote: »
    I guess I don't see the problem.

    This man's man makes his own clothes.

    Making your own clothes is easy. With a standard sewing machine and a surger, you can crank out all kinds of interesting stuff. Knitting's nice too, but wool everything gets boring after a while.

    Still, it's a time vs reward thing for me. Do I want to spend the time making mundane clothes, or just purchase them and do something else. For stuff that I want to make special, it's worth the time, but otherwise...boring.

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