Lord_AsmodeusgoeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered Userregular
Maybe I should sign up for the Phalla. I've never played one.
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like a brand new SE++ phalla. I have been good all year, I promise. Please twice refer to your list for evidence. I will leave cookies for you and and an dirty carrot for Rudolph. Thanks!
Taya
I've already run two. Someone else needs to pick up the slack.
We utilized the rare F-Ray light spectrum to see past the forums and see the lurkers beneath without disturbing their natural habitat.
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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Halos Nach TariffCan you blame me?I'm too famous.Registered Userregular
We're kinda like cockroaches, but instead of eating your discarded food we just silently read your posts.
So maybe worse than roaches? I'm not an expert.
The lurkers are too unreliable.
Fuck it. Here's a sample from my own personal hoard:
I saw Bear across the room long before he spotted me. After so many months of reading his posts, I was finally going to meet the man behind them. I was sick to my stomach with anxiety. Passing a quick glance over my appearance I stifled a groan at my poor taste in fashion and obvious sweat stains. As I started to approach him the speech I had prepared went round and round my head, I cursed my suddenly dry mouth and wished I had accepted that drink on the plane.
"Hello Bear I'm QT it's lovely to meet you", the words shot out my mouth all in one go. Bear simply smiled and in the same swift movement, turned my proffered hand away and moved in for a hug. There wasn't the jolt of energy I was expecting; it just felt warm and safe, and right. After what seemed like an age he released me and I felt emptier than I had ever felt before. Finally lifting my eyes, I saw that he wasn't looking at me, but at a figure approaching us from behind. I turned and saw that it was Azkorai, rippling muscles straining to be free of his tight cotton shirt. His smile told me all I needed to know.
Posts
I just posted. What more do you want?
Any lurkers who write QTxDotB erotic fiction pm me please
post it right here in this thread
keep
posting?
also i recognize you vaguely some lurker you are
Maybe I should sign up for the Phalla. I've never played one.
Steam | Twitter
the rare double taya sigpost
Whoa, what, huh? How did you even see me?
You ain't going to find a more simple phalla to learn in.
I've already run two. Someone else needs to pick up the slack.
this thread is going to shit
are you a bad enough lurker to change the subject?
We utilized the rare F-Ray light spectrum to see past the forums and see the lurkers beneath without disturbing their natural habitat.
So maybe worse than roaches? I'm not an expert.
Steam | Twitter
Magic
I once was a lurker and I learned your secret ways
The lurkers are too unreliable.
Fuck it. Here's a sample from my own personal hoard:
"Hello Bear I'm QT it's lovely to meet you", the words shot out my mouth all in one go. Bear simply smiled and in the same swift movement, turned my proffered hand away and moved in for a hug. There wasn't the jolt of energy I was expecting; it just felt warm and safe, and right. After what seemed like an age he released me and I felt emptier than I had ever felt before. Finally lifting my eyes, I saw that he wasn't looking at me, but at a figure approaching us from behind. I turned and saw that it was Azkorai, rippling muscles straining to be free of his tight cotton shirt. His smile told me all I needed to know.
It was going to be a long PAX.
I am so, so sorry.
So, really, what you're saying is that you're a traitor to your own kind. Thanks, man.
She lurks behind you with a knife
Take me now
Skipping straight to chapter 3?
Somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming!
To prepare.
Just in case.
8->
because i did and it is rad+awesome and where the hell am i going to put this thing
I want my spades shirt!
Steam | Twitter
every single lurker sign up and post your OTP
we are all very friendly and nice except taya so just jump right on in!
oh wait it's a poster
I thought it was going to be a small thing
common misconception
*agrees on everything*
This is pretty true. The Best of Times would be a great song if it had no lyrics. This could probably go for the entire Black Clouds album, honestly.
I am always fucking watching you
same
The ONE TIME I had a generic lurker post, and it turns out some pervert was watching me.