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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    We all wanna bone ourselves.

    I doubt I could do it.

    I honestly think I look pretty good but I also have a bunch of personal nits to pick with regards to tiny sexually dimorphic features of myself so I'd have a lot of trouble getting past that.

    Basically I am narcissistic enough to think that I look good to other people but have low enough self esteem to not always think I look good to myself.

    Shit, that's me to a T!

    "Sorry brah, your pecs aren't shapely enough. 1/2 chub is the best I can do."

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    adrian paul was way better than christopher lambert
    I loved the Highlander TV show on it's original run. I've not seen it since, but I've heard it is pretty bad.
    I have seen all the Highlander movies as an adult and let's just say that there's some varying quality right there.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Androgynous models are best models.

    There is something in there to make us all a little jealous!

    this is blowin' my miiiiind

    On America's Next Top Model they always have at least one girl they label as the "androgynous" one, and it's never an insult. They will have versatility in the modeling industry that the other 'pretty' girls won't have.

    Some of the androgynous ANTM girls:
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    IMO, they're all fairly gorgeous.

    Bitches love androgyny.

    Seriously there are studies and everything.

    Do I look like a bitch.

    Iuno, you've got a capitalized two-syllable name starting with S.

    About a hundred percent of the other people like that in chat are bitches.

    So the prior probability is like a hundred percent. It's pretty clear.

    I am skeptical.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    We all wanna bone ourselves.

    I doubt I could do it.

    I honestly think I look pretty good but I also have a bunch of personal nits to pick with regards to tiny sexually dimorphic features of myself so I'd have a lot of trouble getting past that.

    Basically I am narcissistic enough to think that I look good to other people but have low enough self esteem to not always think I look good to myself.

    Shit, that's me to a T!

    "Sorry brah, your pecs aren't shapely enough. 1/2 chub is the best I can do."

    I can't see my pecs anymore. Truly a non-tragedy.

    But yeah, it's annoying that I see tiny shit and focus on that. How I see myself is almost entirely predicated upon what mood I'm in beforehand! Like and that even affects whether I see a girl or a boy in the mirror.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I love that Hollywood is trying hard to remake Highlander.

    There's a franchise that left a lot on the table.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    adrian paul was way better than christopher lambert
    I loved the Highlander TV show on it's original run. I've not seen it since, but I've heard it is pretty bad.
    I have seen all the Highlander movies as an adult and let's just say that there's some varying quality right there.

    It's a good kind of bad. Like its so silly in its "wtf"atude, that it somehow makes it okay to just go with it.

    Example: people wearing track pants and a tee shirt pulling a 4 foot long sword out of thin air.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Androgynous models are best models.

    There is something in there to make us all a little jealous!

    this is blowin' my miiiiind

    On America's Next Top Model they always have at least one girl they label as the "androgynous" one, and it's never an insult. They will have versatility in the modeling industry that the other 'pretty' girls won't have.

    Some of the androgynous ANTM girls:
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    tumblr_m38jerV4ZN1r1ad8do1_500.jpg
    323590800-03132942.jpg
    model2-34691318711_xlarge.jpeg
    7q2PlXp.jpg

    IMO, they're all fairly gorgeous.

    Bitches love androgyny.

    Seriously there are studies and everything.

    Do I look like a bitch.

    Iuno, you've got a capitalized two-syllable name starting with S.

    About a hundred percent of the other people like that in chat are bitches.

    So the prior probability is like a hundred percent. It's pretty clear.

    I am skeptical.

    Statistics doesn't lie.

    Though people lie with statistics all the time. But I wouldn't do that.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I can't see my pecs anymore. Truly a non-tragedy.

    I have certain body parts that have been at various times hard to discern, myself.

    I am less proud about this than you are about yours, I imagine.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Kurgan is a really effective villian.

    Also his actor is the voice of Mr Krabs in Spongebob.

    Original Highlander also has that great Queen soundtrack

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGMGwWWUkII

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    We all wanna bone ourselves.

    Nope. Nowhere near attractive enough for that.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Oh by the way guys I really appreciate the feedback on the first paragraph of my essay from earlier! I read through all of your responses I just couldn't post due to god-awful basement internet. It was really helpful, thanks! I've taken out some of the more "indecisive" words and really focused on what the point of including that anecdote it. I've sort of merged my first paragraph with the second now, it reads a lot smoother and makes me sound like I know how to stick with things.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I love that Hollywood is trying hard to remake Highlander.

    There's a franchise that left a lot on the table.

    I had high hopes for the last Conan movie.

    I'm not expecting a miracle with new Highlander.

    Even though both movies should be dirt simple to turn into amazing films! Fucking Hollywood.

    Caveman Paws on
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I'm going to bed.

    Thanks to you all, I'll probably dream about boning myself. Or steampunk. Or some lurid combination of the two.


    With monocle-helmets.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Androgynous models are best models.

    There is something in there to make us all a little jealous!

    this is blowin' my miiiiind

    On America's Next Top Model they always have at least one girl they label as the "androgynous" one, and it's never an insult. They will have versatility in the modeling industry that the other 'pretty' girls won't have.

    Some of the androgynous ANTM girls:
    6832589_orig.jpg
    tumblr_m38jerV4ZN1r1ad8do1_500.jpg
    323590800-03132942.jpg
    model2-34691318711_xlarge.jpeg
    7q2PlXp.jpg

    IMO, they're all fairly gorgeous.

    Bitches love androgyny.

    Seriously there are studies and everything.

    Do I look like a bitch.

    Iuno, you've got a capitalized two-syllable name starting with S.

    About a hundred percent of the other people like that in chat are bitches.

    So the prior probability is like a hundred percent. It's pretty clear.

    I am skeptical.

    Statistics doesn't lie.

    Though people lie with statistics all the time. But I wouldn't do that.

    Mmmmhm

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm not exactly proud, just inordinately pleased!
    I'm going to bed.

    Thanks to you all, I'll probably dream about boning myself. Or steampunk. Or some lurid combination of the two.


    With monocle-helmets.

    Yes! Excellent.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I'd only bone myself to prevent getting boned by myself.

    It's like prison, you don't have to like it, it's just better than the alternative.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    South host wrote: »
    We all wanna bone ourselves.

    Nope. Nowhere near attractive enough for that.

    I look at myself everyday in the mirror for atleast 5 minutes examining how attractive I am.

    I am extremely vain.

    But c'mon.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    adrian paul was way better than christopher lambert
    I loved the Highlander TV show on it's original run. I've not seen it since, but I've heard it is pretty bad.
    I have seen all the Highlander movies as an adult and let's just say that there's some varying quality right there.

    I have an odd soft spot for the Highlander TV show. And this is after first seeing it sometime in the last year.

    It's pretty rough. It does a lot of really dumb things, but it's usually watchable. In a few ways it almost feels like a prototype Angel or Charmed. Both pick up within a year of it ending, and run with different aspects: Charmed gets the "inspector trying to suss the main character's secret" and "how do you find love as a super-being" and Angel getting the "Immortal tries to keep humanity safe from other monsters" and the "past deeds have repercussions in the present".

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    South host wrote: »
    We all wanna bone ourselves.

    Nope. Nowhere near attractive enough for that.

    I look at myself everyday in the mirror for atleast 5 minutes examining how attractive I am.

    I am extremely vain.

    But c'mon.

    23999_1416498895187_4795808_n.jpg

    I'd tap that.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'd only bone myself to prevent getting boned by myself.

    It's like prison, you don't have to like it, it's just better than the alternative.

    My sex would be strictly handjobs.

    This isn't a thing that occurred to me until now.

    But I've been having other (new) fantasies involving those for a while now.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I'd only bone myself to prevent getting boned by myself.

    It's like prison, you don't have to like it, it's just better than the alternative.

    hmm... I wonder if that counts as selfish. Like, you should at least give yourself a reach around.





    edit:also thanks.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    "Swimming through sick lullabies...choking on your alibis..."

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    highlander was a pretty great 80s movie

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I liked Safety not Guaranteed!

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I found out I don't like the liar revealed storyline.

    And I'm sitting here watching Safety not Guaranteed on Netflix, and I'm so agitated that it's going to turn out to be the same old liar revealed story that I can't continue watching, even though the parts that are good are really good to me.

    What did you think of the ending?

    Spoiler:
    I was really really glad it turned out not to be a liar revealed story. What a pleasant surprise!

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Hah, just saw your post, so I guess I know what you thought of the ending :D

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    God damn I hate defense memos. They always suck.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I love Purge cast Pub games. Holy shit the last one. It was great.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Evening folks, how goes it?

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Saw Lincoln Lawyer tonight, enjoyable movie.

    Marissa Tomei is still beautiful.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I love Purge cast Pub games. Holy shit the last one. It was great.

    was it the one with shiva's guard windrunner

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Was anyone else crushing on Jennifer Lawrence this week?

    She totally gives no fucks.

    She's like Joe Biden.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
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    Dallas highway system or upside down dick? You decide!

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I love Purge cast Pub games. Holy shit the last one. It was great.

    was it the one with shiva's guard windrunner

    Yes, it was amazing.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
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    highlander was a pretty great 80s documentary

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    South host wrote: »
    We all wanna bone ourselves.

    Nope. Nowhere near attractive enough for that.

    I look at myself everyday in the mirror for atleast 5 minutes examining how attractive I am.

    I am extremely vain.

    But c'mon.
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    I'd tap that.

    Yeah, man, you look good.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    @Sarksus

    super stoked for Simcity now that I have played it.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    i think i've posted this before, but yelle (aka julie budet) is so pretty and kind of androgynous

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    and she makes great music and is great

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