Yeah, I think Jdark did another set of rolls to assign everyone. Told people that the minimum would greatly increase our odds of failure and that we should have at least 5 for every mission last night.
Hrmmmmm..anna...analy...heh, like a butt...analyshish comin'.
We wantsh as lesshh...as few...as peo[le assh we can get on each misshion. The firsht part...part of any village is to kill a mahf...a bad guy. Once we killed a bad guy, we can use vote record to figure'sh out. We'll be bessht shooted to kill a bad guy if we know that a bad guy hash to be one of these four...five?...fivesh guys rahter than one of theesh sshish...what? Food? No, number! shix guys. We keep ushing only the same guysh every time until 1) a mahfff...bad guy revealsh themshelves or 2) we winsh all the moneysh or 3) bad guysh kill one of our guysh.
I don't know why people wanna know....heh, like sex...know thingsh about all the people instead of knowing the importansh things about some people. Like, are they mahffff....mahhhfffff.....urgh..uh...shit...uh..bluh.
bleeurrrrgggghhhhhhhh.....
BLEeeeeeerggghhhhhhhh!!!!
I can...I can tootawy dwi-drive. 'm fine. 'm FINE GO AWAY
Obifett for havingsh his cool-assh game when I was busy IRL.
Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
Don't you usually do British dialects? An Irishman would be really offended to be grouped in with that.
What I alwaysh shay is that I wantsh some 'vaguerly regional dialectsh of Englishhhh." People asshume I mean 'British" by English, but I just mean the language English.
thish just popped into my head ash I shat down to type.
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Ok, all kidding aside it looks like everyone want to hang out with Sterling, which means that once again I have to stay behind withCyril. Damn you all.
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So I guess the village doesn't believe in vote manipulation anymore. With TRV sitting at 4 and three other players sitting at 3 votes (myself, Iron Weasel, and I believe Mill but I could be wrong; I am phone posting). Seems like a dangerous possibility to create a two or even multiple way tie.
The second is full? Can we put more people on it than is required?
a mystical post very near the start of the thread shall have the answer you seek
I read the OP, but it doesn't specifically say. I mean, it says that what is listed is the minimum, so I guess it's sort of implied that we could have more. But there's no indication at all that you would ever want to, and seems like it would only increase odds of failure.
So your snark is unwarranted
NEVER UNWARRANTED
Hope you guys enjoyed having something to do day 1!
Mill sat strapped to a chair with a burlap sack covering his head, blood leaking slowly from a small wound in his right shoulder.
“I know you are working for ISIS. What do they want with us?”
“I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about. Any group by that name that may or may not have ever existed has long since been disbanded due to mismanagement.”
“Do you think this is a game?” A tall slender man strikes Archer in the stomach.
“Do you see a Jenga tower around? No. I take this very seriously… Ass-douche.”
A second interrogator kicks over the chair: “Jenga.” An open bag of gummy bears falls from his pockets, spilling all over the floor.
“Really? ‘Jenga?’ That’s the best you got? Oh god look you spilled my bears. Are you at least going to clean that up?”
“We’ll do it later.”
“Later? Do you want ants? Because THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS.”
“Enough games, Mr. Archer. There is no one here to save you.” The slender man pulls a gun from his waist.
Archer flings his legs upward, spinning the chair over itself to land on its feet and bursts free from the ropes he had secretly been cutting. “LANNAAAAAAAA.”
A single bullet rings forth from the gun, landing squarely between the eyes of the now dead Mafioso.
At 7:00 on a Friday, Donatello’s was an empty shell of a restaurant, save for the few loyal patrons. They were all either family or people that owed the boss money. It’s not surprising given the quality of the food and the exorbitant pricing. $18.75 for a bowl of ravioli just doesn’t fly in this town.
Yet the place turned a profit, year after year. It’s good to be the king.
A group of detectives walked up to the table in the back corner. “TheRoadVirus, Cayrus, and BradicusMaximus,: You are under arrest for murder or the conspire to do the same. Please come with us.”
“Coming in to grab us at a restaurant to take us in in front of our families? Isn’t that a bit cliché?”
“I’m giving you the opportunity to come in without making a scene. Do not make me regret that decision.”
“Fine, fine. We’re coming. Don’t expect any of your boys to ever get served here though, I’ll tell you that.”
“What. A. Travesty.” The Dead: Mill (Enforcer) – Mob Justice TheRoadVirus (Lackey) – Taken Downtown Cayrus (Lackey) – Taken Downtown BradicusMaximus (Brother) – Taken Downtown
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Darn, I was totally going to be active this game!
oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
You walk into the dark room with the bulletin board. The room somehow looks even emptier, though there was nothing there to begin with. The format is the same, right down to the handwriting. You investigate your options.
The first: Waste management backup in South Way. Take 5 and $25,000.
The second: Shark bait has expired. Needs freshening. 4 will do. Pays $30,000.
The third: Roxy wants to sign #10. This is inadvisable. 3 people for $40,000.
The fourth: Decryption code found. Ample self-employment. 4 can solve. $30,000
You pull your tab and walk back out. You try to forget the room, but the white elephant remains firmly in place.
Choose a mission by mentioning the flyer number in limegreen
The second is full? Can we put more people on it than is required?
a mystical post very near the start of the thread shall have the answer you seek
I read the OP, but it doesn't specifically say. I mean, it says that what is listed is the minimum, so I guess it's sort of implied that we could have more. But there's no indication at all that you would ever want to, and seems like it would only increase odds of failure.
So your snark is unwarranted
NEVER UNWARRANTED
Hope you guys enjoyed having something to do day 1!
Whoops! Ah well, I had fun writing my little story anyway.
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The second is full? Can we put more people on it than is required?
a mystical post very near the start of the thread shall have the answer you seek
I read the OP, but it doesn't specifically say. I mean, it says that what is listed is the minimum, so I guess it's sort of implied that we could have more. But there's no indication at all that you would ever want to, and seems like it would only increase odds of failure.
So your snark is unwarranted
NEVER UNWARRANTED
Hope you guys enjoyed having something to do day 1!
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Going to withdraw from task 2 for task 5.
Confusion will be my epitaph
We wantsh as lesshh...as few...as peo[le assh we can get on each misshion. The firsht part...part of any village is to kill a mahf...a bad guy. Once we killed a bad guy, we can use vote record to figure'sh out. We'll be bessht shooted to kill a bad guy if we know that a bad guy hash to be one of these four...five?...fivesh guys rahter than one of theesh sshish...what? Food? No, number! shix guys. We keep ushing only the same guysh every time until 1) a mahfff...bad guy revealsh themshelves or 2) we winsh all the moneysh or 3) bad guysh kill one of our guysh.
I don't know why people wanna know....heh, like sex...know thingsh about all the people instead of knowing the importansh things about some people. Like, are they mahffff....mahhhfffff.....urgh..uh...shit...uh..bluh.
bleeurrrrgggghhhhhhhh.....
BLEeeeeeerggghhhhhhhh!!!!
I can...I can tootawy dwi-drive. 'm fine. 'm FINE GO AWAY
Obifett for havingsh his cool-assh game when I was busy IRL.
What I alwaysh shay is that I wantsh some 'vaguerly regional dialectsh of Englishhhh." People asshume I mean 'British" by English, but I just mean the language English.
thish just popped into my head ash I shat down to type.
Confusion will be my epitaph
Point number 2: everybody shut up
Also, my day 1 vote will remain on Langly until it works. I know I had a reason once, but all that remains now is anger/jealousy.
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I think I forgot to vote so far!
Confusion will be my epitaph
19 players did not call me on my bullshit
Retaba gets a ribbon for immediately knowing that that was impossible!
NEVER UNWARRANTED
Hope you guys enjoyed having something to do day 1!
They must retake the exam.
I deserve a medal. I'd rather not bother with picking it up though. Just have it sent to me.
Mill sat strapped to a chair with a burlap sack covering his head, blood leaking slowly from a small wound in his right shoulder.
“I know you are working for ISIS. What do they want with us?”
“I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about. Any group by that name that may or may not have ever existed has long since been disbanded due to mismanagement.”
“Do you think this is a game?” A tall slender man strikes Archer in the stomach.
“Do you see a Jenga tower around? No. I take this very seriously… Ass-douche.”
A second interrogator kicks over the chair: “Jenga.” An open bag of gummy bears falls from his pockets, spilling all over the floor.
“Really? ‘Jenga?’ That’s the best you got? Oh god look you spilled my bears. Are you at least going to clean that up?”
“We’ll do it later.”
“Later? Do you want ants? Because THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS.”
“Enough games, Mr. Archer. There is no one here to save you.” The slender man pulls a gun from his waist.
Archer flings his legs upward, spinning the chair over itself to land on its feet and bursts free from the ropes he had secretly been cutting. “LANNAAAAAAAA.”
A single bullet rings forth from the gun, landing squarely between the eyes of the now dead Mafioso.
At 7:00 on a Friday, Donatello’s was an empty shell of a restaurant, save for the few loyal patrons. They were all either family or people that owed the boss money. It’s not surprising given the quality of the food and the exorbitant pricing. $18.75 for a bowl of ravioli just doesn’t fly in this town.
Yet the place turned a profit, year after year. It’s good to be the king.
A group of detectives walked up to the table in the back corner. “TheRoadVirus, Cayrus, and BradicusMaximus,: You are under arrest for murder or the conspire to do the same. Please come with us.”
“Coming in to grab us at a restaurant to take us in in front of our families? Isn’t that a bit cliché?”
“I’m giving you the opportunity to come in without making a scene. Do not make me regret that decision.”
“Fine, fine. We’re coming. Don’t expect any of your boys to ever get served here though, I’ll tell you that.”
“What. A. Travesty.”
The Dead:
Mill (Enforcer) – Mob Justice
TheRoadVirus (Lackey) – Taken Downtown
Cayrus (Lackey) – Taken Downtown
BradicusMaximus (Brother) – Taken Downtown
Darn, I was totally going to be active this game!
oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
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Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
All the missions were a complete failure. The current pot is $0.
You walk into the dark room with the bulletin board. The room somehow looks even emptier, though there was nothing there to begin with. The format is the same, right down to the handwriting. You investigate your options.
The first:
Waste management backup in South Way. Take 5 and $25,000.
The second:
Shark bait has expired. Needs freshening. 4 will do. Pays $30,000.
The third:
Roxy wants to sign #10. This is inadvisable. 3 people for $40,000.
The fourth:
Decryption code found. Ample self-employment. 4 can solve. $30,000
You pull your tab and walk back out. You try to forget the room, but the white elephant remains firmly in place.
Choose a mission by mentioning the flyer number in limegreen
Whoops! Ah well, I had fun writing my little story anyway.
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GT: Tanith 6227
Danger zone
OoOooOoOooo
Hey
I didn't believe you either
Weee!
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