Australia is great except for the small tiny problem that everything there will kill you.
"This is the common Australian Spider. If it bites you, your eyes will melt and you will die in the next fifteen minutes."
"This is the Australian Hopping Scorpion. It mostly hops around, unless it lands on you, in which case it poisons you and you vomit and die."
The world's deadliest snake resides where? Australia, of course!
Did you know Australia has a snake called the "Death Adder?" Oh, wait, no
sorry
the Australian version is the COMMON Death Adder. Anywhere else, something called a "Death Adder" would be nightmare fuel the "Deadly Death Adder" or the "Holy Fuck Run Death Adder," but in Australia it is prefixed by "Common."
"This is the Common Australian House Mouse. It roams in packs, yearns for the flesh of the living, and explodes when agitated."
I think that "everything in Australia will kill you" thing is the same as our "it rains all the time" thing. Not really true.
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Look I'm aware you must be kidding but that problem is not even remotely a problem. I think most of the Aussie forumers get really bored by that assumption.
@usagi I got 2 as a matter of fact. I got a fancy greenish full length trench coat type for courtin' an such.
And then I got this red thing with a hood sitting on the back of my chair. Might get a little warm in the spring, but what're ya gonna do?
Seattlites - I need a good spot downtown for meeting a young lady from OKC.
7 - ish on Thursday. I'm currently still at a hotel near the airport, so something easy to fund and near a freeway would be good. Nice, but not crazy fancy.
I found Metropolitan (?) on Urbanspoon that might be ok.
Suggestions? Suggestions of what to stay away from?
I trust you. But it is a first.... date? Something.
Ribs, while delish, do not make a great first impression. I will gnaw on meaty bones at a later time.
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I know, right? Isn't it just the best?
shhh, you're ruining it
Blue skies and twenty degrees.
Why would you spoil winter with rain?
Satans..... hints.....
So what you're saying is I should move to Australia?
NODDING SO MUCH MY HEAD IS NOW SWIMMING
"This is the common Australian Spider. If it bites you, your eyes will melt and you will die in the next fifteen minutes."
"This is the Australian Hopping Scorpion. It mostly hops around, unless it lands on you, in which case it poisons you and you vomit and die."
The world's deadliest snake resides where? Australia, of course!
Did you know Australia has a snake called the "Death Adder?" Oh, wait, no
sorry
the Australian version is the COMMON Death Adder. Anywhere else, something called a "Death Adder" would be nightmare fuel the "Deadly Death Adder" or the "Holy Fuck Run Death Adder," but in Australia it is prefixed by "Common."
"This is the Common Australian House Mouse. It roams in packs, yearns for the flesh of the living, and explodes when agitated."
And then I got this red thing with a hood sitting on the back of my chair. Might get a little warm in the spring, but what're ya gonna do?
7 - ish on Thursday. I'm currently still at a hotel near the airport, so something easy to fund and near a freeway would be good. Nice, but not crazy fancy.
I found Metropolitan (?) on Urbanspoon that might be ok.
Suggestions? Suggestions of what to stay away from?
Mucho thanks!
But I highly recommend Black Bottle
Black Bottle, check. I will look into it!
Thanks
GET THE BOAR RIBS
TRUST ME
Ribs, while delish, do not make a great first impression. I will gnaw on meaty bones at a later time.
SERIOUSLY
They are small and delicate and not particularly messy, you can eat them with a knife and fork, and they are life changing
So it looks like BB is back on. A choice must be made. S'pose now it'll depend on how much I've eaten.
How come this thread isn't visible? Did someone take it down?
ARE YOU A SECRET MOD???
Umbrellas are for tourists.