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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    The Dissolve on the worst videogame movies ever made, in honor of the likely-to-join-the-list upcoming Need For Speed

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I would pay a subscription for monthly panda burgers...

    Wait, that's not what you meant is it?

    All our pandas are purely bamboo-fed to ensure the meat stays tender!

    Panda-Burgers: the other white meat. Also black meat. Depends on the specific bit of the panda, really.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    As far as I can tell ps3 dark souls 2 runs like dark souls did for me on the 360

    Totally playable no problems

    Just hoping there isn't an area like blight town where it all goes to shit

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Wait, I can plug in a ps4 controller into a ps3?!?

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Yes, but it won't work for every game. There's also no rumble.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    You can plug anything into anything if you try hard enough

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I am probably going to start naming RPG characters Small Businessman

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    His business is actually mid to large, it's just that he is literally six inches tall

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    which bear is worst, koalas or pandas

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZYgg8c6KQU

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    nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    I played Titanfall last night with a buddy. Here's what I think... Titanfall makes incredible moments really easy to do. Rodeoing a Titan is incredibly satisfying, wall running feels cool, and even the jump kick looks amazing. Maybe that's why I'm drawn to it more than most shooters.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Not to negate any blame humans have for the current near-extinction of pandas, but pandas are a species that probably wasn't going to survive in the long run anyway. Except they happen to be incredibly adorable to humans and that one thing might possibly be the thing that keeps them from going completely extinct.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    As far as survival strategies go, being adorable is a pretty good one. Seems to be working for sloths.

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Brad said "Yeah it'll probably be better when I'm at home and not imagining the comments on the video in my head"

    so... I was right

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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    So that GZ spoiler sounds like the worst. I can also only imagine what the explanation for Quiet is now that it's not what everyone assumed.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Major Ground zeroes spoiler
    I think that, devoid of context, it's a little early to pass judgment on the rape thing

    Which isn't to say that it's not going to be despicable because it totally could be, and if someone wanted to go ahead and presume that it's despicable, I couldn't really blame them

    But I think the problem is going to be more about how the event is handled and treated than the simple fact of the event

    If it's a one off thing to show how scary and mean skull face is, if it never really comes up later in gz or the phantom pain, if we keep getting horribly inappropriate opportunities to scope out Paz's body, then yeah fuck Kojima

    But if it's going to be a major component of Chico and Paz's character arcs, and we see all of the ramifications of the way the event breaks them and how they try and recover from it (or don't), and it's treated with the gravity and respect that it deserves, then I don't think the one-line summary of "Skull Face forces Chico to rape Paz" is necessarily enough to dismiss it as disgusting

    That's not to say that it will be treated with the necessary respect. It could absolutely end up being used poorly and in that case, yeah, fuck Kojima. I just don't think there's enough info to pass judgment on it yet though I get why people wouldn't want to waste their time giving the game the benefit of the doubt, given kojima's poor record with depicting women and video games' poor record with depicting women and rape.

    But it feels like there's more possibility for this to be approached appropriately as opposed to say, the hotline Miami thing

    Or maybe I'm only saying that because I like Kojima a bunch and I like metal gear a bunch and I'm desperately hoping that the new MGS isn't going to have something reprehensible in it that makes me uncomfortable to play it

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    MrDapper wrote: »
    So that GZ spoiler sounds like the worst. I can also only imagine what the explanation for Quiet is now that it's not what everyone assumed.

    I missed this - is the spoiler better or worse than what everyone assumed?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Major Ground zeroes spoiler
    I think that, devoid of context, it's a little early to pass judgment on the rape thing

    Which isn't to say that it's not going to be despicable because it totally could be, and if someone wanted to go ahead and presume that it's despicable, I couldn't really blame them

    But I think the problem is going to be more about how the event is handled and treated than the simple fact of the event

    If it's a one off thing to show how scary and mean skull face is, if it never really comes up later in gz or the phantom pain, if we keep getting horribly inappropriate opportunities to scope out Paz's body, then yeah fuck Kojima

    But if it's going to be a major component of Chico and Paz's character arcs, and we see all of the ramifications of the way the event breaks them and how they try and recover from it (or don't), and it's treated with the gravity and respect that it deserves, then I don't think the one-line summary of "Skull Face forces Chico to rape Paz" is necessarily enough to dismiss it as disgusting

    That's not to say that it will be treated with the necessary respect. It could absolutely end up being used poorly and in that case, yeah, fuck Kojima. I just don't think there's enough info to pass judgment on it yet though I get why people wouldn't want to waste their time giving the game the benefit of the doubt, given kojima's poor record with depicting women and video games' poor record with depicting women and rape.

    But it feels like there's more possibility for this to be approached appropriately as opposed to say, the hotline Miami thing

    Or maybe I'm only saying that because I like Kojima a bunch and I like metal gear a bunch and I'm desperately hoping that the new MGS isn't going to have something reprehensible in it that makes me uncomfortable to play it

    As you said, he has lost the benefit of the doubt at this point due to past problems

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    MrDapper wrote: »
    So that GZ spoiler sounds like the worst. I can also only imagine what the explanation for Quiet is now that it's not what everyone assumed.

    I missed this - is the spoiler better or worse than what everyone assumed?

    Much, much worse

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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    MrDapper wrote: »
    So that GZ spoiler sounds like the worst. I can also only imagine what the explanation for Quiet is now that it's not what everyone assumed.

    I missed this - is the spoiler better or worse than what everyone assumed?

    Worse I would say.
    It involves Chico being forced to rape Paz.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    MrDapper wrote: »
    So that GZ spoiler sounds like the worst. I can also only imagine what the explanation for Quiet is now that it's not what everyone assumed.

    I missed this - is the spoiler better or worse than what everyone assumed?

    Much, much worse

    oh no

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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    Major Ground zeroes spoiler
    I think that, devoid of context, it's a little early to pass judgment on the rape thing

    Which isn't to say that it's not going to be despicable because it totally could be, and if someone wanted to go ahead and presume that it's despicable, I couldn't really blame them

    But I think the problem is going to be more about how the event is handled and treated than the simple fact of the event

    If it's a one off thing to show how scary and mean skull face is, if it never really comes up later in gz or the phantom pain, if we keep getting horribly inappropriate opportunities to scope out Paz's body, then yeah fuck Kojima

    But if it's going to be a major component of Chico and Paz's character arcs, and we see all of the ramifications of the way the event breaks them and how they try and recover from it (or don't), and it's treated with the gravity and respect that it deserves, then I don't think the one-line summary of "Skull Face forces Chico to rape Paz" is necessarily enough to dismiss it as disgusting

    That's not to say that it will be treated with the necessary respect. It could absolutely end up being used poorly and in that case, yeah, fuck Kojima. I just don't think there's enough info to pass judgment on it yet though I get why people wouldn't want to waste their time giving the game the benefit of the doubt, given kojima's poor record with depicting women and video games' poor record with depicting women and rape.

    But it feels like there's more possibility for this to be approached appropriately as opposed to say, the hotline Miami thing

    Or maybe I'm only saying that because I like Kojima a bunch and I like metal gear a bunch and I'm desperately hoping that the new MGS isn't going to have something reprehensible in it that makes me uncomfortable to play it

    The problem is that it isn't one line, it's 30 minutes worth of audio log.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    McHoger wrote: »
    Major Ground zeroes spoiler
    I think that, devoid of context, it's a little early to pass judgment on the rape thing

    Which isn't to say that it's not going to be despicable because it totally could be, and if someone wanted to go ahead and presume that it's despicable, I couldn't really blame them

    But I think the problem is going to be more about how the event is handled and treated than the simple fact of the event

    If it's a one off thing to show how scary and mean skull face is, if it never really comes up later in gz or the phantom pain, if we keep getting horribly inappropriate opportunities to scope out Paz's body, then yeah fuck Kojima

    But if it's going to be a major component of Chico and Paz's character arcs, and we see all of the ramifications of the way the event breaks them and how they try and recover from it (or don't), and it's treated with the gravity and respect that it deserves, then I don't think the one-line summary of "Skull Face forces Chico to rape Paz" is necessarily enough to dismiss it as disgusting

    That's not to say that it will be treated with the necessary respect. It could absolutely end up being used poorly and in that case, yeah, fuck Kojima. I just don't think there's enough info to pass judgment on it yet though I get why people wouldn't want to waste their time giving the game the benefit of the doubt, given kojima's poor record with depicting women and video games' poor record with depicting women and rape.

    But it feels like there's more possibility for this to be approached appropriately as opposed to say, the hotline Miami thing

    Or maybe I'm only saying that because I like Kojima a bunch and I like metal gear a bunch and I'm desperately hoping that the new MGS isn't going to have something reprehensible in it that makes me uncomfortable to play it

    The problem is that it isn't one line, it's 30 minutes worth of audio log.

    We have no idea what portion of that a audio log is given over to the thing though.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    McHoger wrote: »
    Major Ground zeroes spoiler
    I think that, devoid of context, it's a little early to pass judgment on the rape thing

    Which isn't to say that it's not going to be despicable because it totally could be, and if someone wanted to go ahead and presume that it's despicable, I couldn't really blame them

    But I think the problem is going to be more about how the event is handled and treated than the simple fact of the event

    If it's a one off thing to show how scary and mean skull face is, if it never really comes up later in gz or the phantom pain, if we keep getting horribly inappropriate opportunities to scope out Paz's body, then yeah fuck Kojima

    But if it's going to be a major component of Chico and Paz's character arcs, and we see all of the ramifications of the way the event breaks them and how they try and recover from it (or don't), and it's treated with the gravity and respect that it deserves, then I don't think the one-line summary of "Skull Face forces Chico to rape Paz" is necessarily enough to dismiss it as disgusting

    That's not to say that it will be treated with the necessary respect. It could absolutely end up being used poorly and in that case, yeah, fuck Kojima. I just don't think there's enough info to pass judgment on it yet though I get why people wouldn't want to waste their time giving the game the benefit of the doubt, given kojima's poor record with depicting women and video games' poor record with depicting women and rape.

    But it feels like there's more possibility for this to be approached appropriately as opposed to say, the hotline Miami thing

    Or maybe I'm only saying that because I like Kojima a bunch and I like metal gear a bunch and I'm desperately hoping that the new MGS isn't going to have something reprehensible in it that makes me uncomfortable to play it

    The problem is that it isn't one line, it's 30 minutes worth of audio log.

    wait

    wait

    wait

    30 minute long audio logs

    You can actually watch something with a cutscene

    Now I'm supposed to stand there and just listen to something that awful for 30 goddamned minutes?

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    McHoger wrote: »
    Major Ground zeroes spoiler
    I think that, devoid of context, it's a little early to pass judgment on the rape thing

    Which isn't to say that it's not going to be despicable because it totally could be, and if someone wanted to go ahead and presume that it's despicable, I couldn't really blame them

    But I think the problem is going to be more about how the event is handled and treated than the simple fact of the event

    If it's a one off thing to show how scary and mean skull face is, if it never really comes up later in gz or the phantom pain, if we keep getting horribly inappropriate opportunities to scope out Paz's body, then yeah fuck Kojima

    But if it's going to be a major component of Chico and Paz's character arcs, and we see all of the ramifications of the way the event breaks them and how they try and recover from it (or don't), and it's treated with the gravity and respect that it deserves, then I don't think the one-line summary of "Skull Face forces Chico to rape Paz" is necessarily enough to dismiss it as disgusting

    That's not to say that it will be treated with the necessary respect. It could absolutely end up being used poorly and in that case, yeah, fuck Kojima. I just don't think there's enough info to pass judgment on it yet though I get why people wouldn't want to waste their time giving the game the benefit of the doubt, given kojima's poor record with depicting women and video games' poor record with depicting women and rape.

    But it feels like there's more possibility for this to be approached appropriately as opposed to say, the hotline Miami thing

    Or maybe I'm only saying that because I like Kojima a bunch and I like metal gear a bunch and I'm desperately hoping that the new MGS isn't going to have something reprehensible in it that makes me uncomfortable to play it

    The problem is that it isn't one line, it's 30 minutes worth of audio log.

    wait

    wait

    wait

    30 minute long audio logs

    You can actually watch something with a cutscene

    Now I'm supposed to stand there and just listen to something that awful for 30 goddamned minutes?

    Peace Walker routinely had audio logs between 15 and 20 minutes long.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Most of the audio log is just Skullface practicing his Skeletor voice.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Mr. G wrote: »
    McHoger wrote: »
    Major Ground zeroes spoiler
    I think that, devoid of context, it's a little early to pass judgment on the rape thing

    Which isn't to say that it's not going to be despicable because it totally could be, and if someone wanted to go ahead and presume that it's despicable, I couldn't really blame them

    But I think the problem is going to be more about how the event is handled and treated than the simple fact of the event

    If it's a one off thing to show how scary and mean skull face is, if it never really comes up later in gz or the phantom pain, if we keep getting horribly inappropriate opportunities to scope out Paz's body, then yeah fuck Kojima

    But if it's going to be a major component of Chico and Paz's character arcs, and we see all of the ramifications of the way the event breaks them and how they try and recover from it (or don't), and it's treated with the gravity and respect that it deserves, then I don't think the one-line summary of "Skull Face forces Chico to rape Paz" is necessarily enough to dismiss it as disgusting

    That's not to say that it will be treated with the necessary respect. It could absolutely end up being used poorly and in that case, yeah, fuck Kojima. I just don't think there's enough info to pass judgment on it yet though I get why people wouldn't want to waste their time giving the game the benefit of the doubt, given kojima's poor record with depicting women and video games' poor record with depicting women and rape.

    But it feels like there's more possibility for this to be approached appropriately as opposed to say, the hotline Miami thing

    Or maybe I'm only saying that because I like Kojima a bunch and I like metal gear a bunch and I'm desperately hoping that the new MGS isn't going to have something reprehensible in it that makes me uncomfortable to play it

    The problem is that it isn't one line, it's 30 minutes worth of audio log.

    wait

    wait

    wait

    30 minute long audio logs

    You can actually watch something with a cutscene

    Now I'm supposed to stand there and just listen to something that awful for 30 goddamned minutes?

    You can load the cassettes into snake's Walkman and listen to them while playing

    Peace walker had similarly long audio logs where all you could do is sit and look at the character's portrait

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    DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    MrDapper wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    MrDapper wrote: »
    So that GZ spoiler sounds like the worst. I can also only imagine what the explanation for Quiet is now that it's not what everyone assumed.

    I missed this - is the spoiler better or worse than what everyone assumed?

    Worse I would say.
    It involves Chico being forced to rape Paz.

    Oh man. Yeah, that's pretty bad. Feel a little sick reading that.

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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    McHoger wrote: »
    Major Ground zeroes spoiler
    I think that, devoid of context, it's a little early to pass judgment on the rape thing

    Which isn't to say that it's not going to be despicable because it totally could be, and if someone wanted to go ahead and presume that it's despicable, I couldn't really blame them

    But I think the problem is going to be more about how the event is handled and treated than the simple fact of the event

    If it's a one off thing to show how scary and mean skull face is, if it never really comes up later in gz or the phantom pain, if we keep getting horribly inappropriate opportunities to scope out Paz's body, then yeah fuck Kojima

    But if it's going to be a major component of Chico and Paz's character arcs, and we see all of the ramifications of the way the event breaks them and how they try and recover from it (or don't), and it's treated with the gravity and respect that it deserves, then I don't think the one-line summary of "Skull Face forces Chico to rape Paz" is necessarily enough to dismiss it as disgusting

    That's not to say that it will be treated with the necessary respect. It could absolutely end up being used poorly and in that case, yeah, fuck Kojima. I just don't think there's enough info to pass judgment on it yet though I get why people wouldn't want to waste their time giving the game the benefit of the doubt, given kojima's poor record with depicting women and video games' poor record with depicting women and rape.

    But it feels like there's more possibility for this to be approached appropriately as opposed to say, the hotline Miami thing

    Or maybe I'm only saying that because I like Kojima a bunch and I like metal gear a bunch and I'm desperately hoping that the new MGS isn't going to have something reprehensible in it that makes me uncomfortable to play it

    The problem is that it isn't one line, it's 30 minutes worth of audio log.

    We have no idea what portion of that a audio log is given over to the thing though.

    The entire thing has been leaked. You can go listen to it on youtube now, but I definately wouldn't recommend it. The part in question doesn't take up the entire 30 mintues, but there are several parts during the audio log that are just about as bad.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I really wish people would stop giving Kojima the benefit of the doubt just because they make a series you like. I love MGS, and still find this absolutely unacceptable and unworthy of my money or time.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I really wish people would stop giving Kojima the benefit of the doubt just because they make a series you like. I love MGS, and still find this absolutely unacceptable and unworthy of my money or time.

    I think you should give the benefit of the doubt when people have shown that they can handle things well

    Kojima has not

    This is also what frustrates me most about South Park, even as a fan they handle some stuff super well and then totally fuck up the next thing so I never know what to expect

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    audio logs longer than episodes of Seinfeld

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    audio logs longer than episodes of Seinfeld

    I dunno the few episodes of Seinfeld I've sat through seemed like they were 8 hours long

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    I'm sure glad I stopped giving a fuck about Metal Gear after the first Solid game.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    One thing I want to know is where this new information because I've been trying to get context for just how bad it actually is, but I can't actually find any info about it by searching for it. Like, Kojima putting something that bad into one of his games is totally something I can believe but I'd like some confirmation that he actually put something that bad into his game before I condemn him for it.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    audio logs longer than episodes of Seinfeld

    I dunno the few episodes of Seinfeld I've sat through seemed like they were 8 hours long

    I'd love to live in a world with 8 hour long Seinfeld episodes.

    You're so lucky.

    No I don't.
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    audio logs longer than episodes of Seinfeld

    I dunno the few episodes of Seinfeld I've sat through seemed like they were 8 hours long

    I'd love to live in a world with 8 hour long Seinfeld episodes.

    You're so lucky.

    Uuuuugh

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    You'd think we'd have been clued in after the
    torture, amputation, child soldiers, diamond mines, bombectomy, and previous sexual assault, statutory rape / incest, suicide

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Kojima's Metal Gear throws pretty fucking dark more or less constantly

    Revengeance is way more light-hearted, and it is literally about a child soldier coming to terms with the idea that because of his upbringing he just really, really enjoys the act of killing people

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