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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    If one hand claps in a forest, and there's no one around to hear it, does a bear shit in the woods?

    i forgot this: im gay

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    what's up

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    i in earnest recommend physical force or weapons, but thats me

    i carry pepperspray, and im and advocate for responsible gun ownership

    if youre deadset on yelling, you gotta know how to commit yourself to making someone feel like shit and know when to fold your cards. im not a fan of folding hence the weapons

    in an example

    at a party a guy reached under my breastform after my repeated protests

    i kinda dialed it back, i was really drunk. okay is the room safe. hes the only guy i dont know, okay thats actually in my favor. i got the anxiety, so if i confront someone i gotta commit or it could get awkward and terrible

    that guy goes back to drinking

    i then yell hey fucker, i said no. i dont fucking care if you thought i was a crossdresser or whatever, i said no. what the fuck does no mean on your planet you fucking creep

    he starts to say he didnt do this. a friend then says no, no man you did

    i then wind down and tell him he should never do that to anyone, anybody and he yells that im making a big deal about it.

    so, for your own mileage id say to just know the room, and uh take your time to say some intensely irking shit to humiliate that person. lying, lying also helps. just make up shit

    Thanks, this is pretty similar to what other people I trust have told me. Fighting and force are things I have done in the past, but I don't like what they do to me.

    Would you recommended trying to find a Shouting Sensei?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    is that, a uh real thing?

    i dunno, myself ive found that experience is the best teacher however in your case theres no uh good reason to go around and having all that happen

    whatever you can do to get your yells and assertiveness downpat do that
    -Tal wrote: »
    what's up

    not much. im working on a twine game and then making porn so like *looks at calender* its sunday

    i havent looked at my horoscope yet. im also gonna visit the library and take out a book on tarot

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    is that, a uh real thing?

    Nah, I made it up. My jokes are not up to their usual standard. Been fucked with 4 of the last 5 days and am still a little shaken.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    im no doctor so take the following with a grain of salt

    just kinda, work on that with people you know who can roleplay w/ you or if there are really minuscule risk folks you know youll get away with just shitting on, go for it

    like if theres a cat you work with or see on your regular day to day you cant fuckin stand just act disinterested as fuck and when they ask you whats wrong just lead off with "youre forcing your boring ass shit on me. nobody cares about your boba fett wiki" and kinda build up to situations in which youre actually righteous and justified. most learned behaviors or skills have to be cultivated and worked upon to be effective. a comedian tests their material first, as do most public speakers or debaters so if you want to make someone feel shamed and shitty enough for physical reprisal and to have passersby folks side with you youll have to be an amalgam of those. you gotta employ their weaknesses with the thesis theyre creepy, you have to get peoples favor because its not likely joe schmo in a grocery store is gonna be ignorant to your plight. so you elevate yourself by bringing your target down which appeals to peoples base nature and innate need to uplift folks who own other folks

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    thats it, really. ive had to avoid situations where people would gather around and cheer at me being beaten up by using the same base nature of these folks to protect me

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Which is the best Hostess snack cake?

    BLM - ACAB
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    You look down and see a turtle

    It's crawling towards you

    You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back

    The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Which is the best Hostess snack cake?

    zingers. i was gonna say fudge rounds but thats a little debbie product

    eating three fudge rounds is pretty much like having a whole lunch or a small dinner in terms of calorie count

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    im looking at a turtle shut up

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    Dear CJ,

    suppose you have twelve identical-looking balls and a set of scales. Knowing that one ball's weight is different from all the others but not whether it is lighter or heavier, and not knowing which ball is different, how can you find this ball using the scales no more than three times?

    Group the balls into three groups of four and then weigh two of the groups. If either of the groups is heavier or lighter, take that one and split it into two sets of two balls and weigh those. Again, find whichever side is different and split that pair into individual balls, weigh each on its own and find the one that's different.

    If neither of the first two sets are different, repeat the above process with the third set that hadn't been weighed.

    this ain't it, you don't know if the odd ball is heavier or lighter so if they don't balance all you know is that it's one of those eight balls

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I thought this was going to be a cj_iwanimeguy thread

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    Dear CJ,

    suppose you have twelve identical-looking balls and a set of scales. Knowing that one ball's weight is different from all the others but not whether it is lighter or heavier, and not knowing which ball is different, how can you find this ball using the scales no more than three times?

    Group the balls into three groups of four and then weigh two of the groups. If either of the groups is heavier or lighter, take that one and split it into two sets of two balls and weigh those. Again, find whichever side is different and split that pair into individual balls, weigh each on its own and find the one that's different.

    If neither of the first two sets are different, repeat the above process with the third set that hadn't been weighed.

    this ain't it, you don't know if the odd ball is heavier or lighter so if they don't balance all you know is that it's one of those eight balls

    none of this matters, the question is are the balls touching?

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    dear cj

    are you familiar with or like abstract/experimental hip-hop aka the L.A. Beat Scene

    artists like Dibia$e, Knxwledge, or Mndsgn

    Xehalus on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    not off the top of my head, though ive sat down and marathon'd all of the death grips albums released to date

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    So then should I check out Death Grips at this festival I'm going to in fall

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    existexist Registered User regular
    So then should I check out Death Grips at this festival I'm going to in fall

    Didn't they break up and cancel all their dates?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    yes! its off putting and angry and mc ride sorta has a crying and screaming mental breakdown as performance

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I like off-putting and angry, and also screaming and crying on stage

    I do not have any idea about any breaking up or cancellations, they are just one of the groups at the festival

    I know virtually nothing about them

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    Dear CJ,

    suppose you have twelve identical-looking balls and a set of scales. Knowing that one ball's weight is different from all the others but not whether it is lighter or heavier, and not knowing which ball is different, how can you find this ball using the scales no more than three times?

    Group the balls into three groups of four and then weigh two of the groups. If either of the groups is heavier or lighter, take that one and split it into two sets of two balls and weigh those. Again, find whichever side is different and split that pair into individual balls, weigh each on its own and find the one that's different.

    If neither of the first two sets are different, repeat the above process with the third set that hadn't been weighed.

    this ain't it, you don't know if the odd ball is heavier or lighter so if they don't balance all you know is that it's one of those eight balls

    You're right, I overlooked part of the problem. The solution is a bit more involved than the one I wrote.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    they then had something on their facebook saying they were still together

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Hey CJ, what is the Wu-Tang secret?

    why would i reveal that

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i will never reveal the wu tang secret

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    They ain't nothin' to fuck with.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Which is the best Hostess snack cake?
    zingers. i was gonna say fudge rounds but thats a little debbie product
    eating three fudge rounds is pretty much like having a whole lunch or a small dinner in terms of calorie count

    What type of zinger though?
    Cause I remember from my days working a gas station they have at least several varieties available.
    Some are delicious, some vile vile poison cleverly disguised to look like an innocuous snack cake.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Hey CJ, what is the Wu-Tang secret?

    i can answer this one

    its putting apple slices on a grilled cheese sandwich

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Hey CJ, what is the Wu-Tang secret?

    i can answer this one

    its putting apple slices on a grilled cheese sandwich

    Is that before or after you grill it?

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    that ball is entirely within your court son

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Time to experiment then

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    death grips is fantastic, and def seem like a group you wanna see live if possible

    i have not listened to on the moon yet, though

    jane, what is your twine game about?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    my twine game is about the zero point of humanity looking more a cultural and species melting pot and becoming this writhing pile of conquering bugs fucking, killing and eating each other and giving birth to terrible stuff

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    im looking into variable stuff so that the character you play as has a randomly generated named and prefix that'll go through the whole of the game. i want it to be like a visual novel

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