INTANET FATTIES ON THA PENNIES ARCADE
WHO YO' GONNA VOTE FO'
DEMOCRATZJoe Biden
Boring Senator who is not interesting in the least
Billary Clinton
Husband cheated on her and got substance on blue dress
Johnny Edwards
Says that eventually all African American young males will be in jail or dead
Dennis Kucinich
Elf dwarf
Barack Obama
Genuine African American
Bill Richardson
Governor of one of America's crappiest, poorest and ugliest states
REPUBLICANZSam Brownback
Hey fundamentalist Christians vote for me
Rudy Giuliani
9-11 NEVAR FORGET
Alan Keyes
can't touch this
John McCain
durrr vietnam durrr (also from America's geniune worst state, worst state for identity theft, car theft, worst education, crappiest weather, most illegal immigrants, worst financial aid for college students)
Ron Paul
the internet vote!
Mitt Romney
Hardcore Mormon who genuinely believes he will be a god of a planet having sex endlessly when he dies
Arthur Branch
Excellent prosecutor
Posts
And thank you Sars!
'cause I love me some jack mccoy
I just don't care, though.
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
if only
hey i wonder what policies he would have
-I told you you were being a dick
-stop being a fucking dick
FREE COCKS FOR ALL!
NAME CHANGE PAPERS REQUIRE A FLIP OF THE COIN TO DECIDE WHETHER THEY ARE ACCEPTED.
He would probably try to ban countries from the UN for trolling.
he would run on a platform of killing everyone and voting for himself
the system works for me, not the other way around
they can't expect me to do all their votin' for 'em
In 2008
He takes a hard stance, but is soft on grime.
the everyman's candidate
because they're too fat?
is alan keyes actually running
I thought he was, but nobody believed me
also, I would vote for Ron Paul even though he is batshit insane
LINK PLZ
also real americans vote for SAM BROWNBACK
NO ABORTIONS
NO LIBERALS
ALL JESUS ALL THE TIME
This is as good as this thread is going to get.
This post right here.
Steam