Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
I found this pic on my tablet, labeled "Grumpy Bear". I have no recollection of it being taken. Judging by the crayon scribbles on the wall, it's in my brother's basement. And judging by beard density, last Christmas?
I have a rule that if I find a piece of food stuck to my beard more than one meal interval later, I have to trim that crap back down. This pic was the fullest it's ever reached. Not quite the Alan Moore cosplay levels I aspire to, but still pretty intense.
Edit: Resized image to something more reasonable, nobody needs a vast topographical map of my gnarly skin.
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
Note how his shirt is slightly bunched up there, it's because he's vigorously rubbing his distended tummy.
EDIT: I had to look up "distended" on Google to make sure I spelled it right. Uh... don't look at the pics... don't look at the pics... OH JESUS CHRIST WHYYYYYY
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"Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
There are only a few pictures of me from Hungary, but I'm with others so I won't post them. They make it painfully clear how short I am stood next to my 6ft+ friend.
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just 1 chill fella checkin out the content of another chill fella and likin. what. he. sees
me being very cool
I have a rule that if I find a piece of food stuck to my beard more than one meal interval later, I have to trim that crap back down. This pic was the fullest it's ever reached. Not quite the Alan Moore cosplay levels I aspire to, but still pretty intense.
Edit: Resized image to something more reasonable, nobody needs a vast topographical map of my gnarly skin.
steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
3ds: 1504-5717-8252
this isn't cicis...
EDIT: I had to look up "distended" on Google to make sure I spelled it right. Uh... don't look at the pics... don't look at the pics... OH JESUS CHRIST WHYYYYYY
Me and my damn weiner kids.
excuse the no smiles
PSN- AHermano
he looks like me in dim light
looking like a medieval soldier who's seen too much war
... I don't blame you, crwth is the worst and I'm not much better.
Atmospheric lighting.
... Florida???
n this is one of them
this is the classiest I will ever look in any picture, ever
No thats the Harry Potter Studio Tours near London!!
But I've been to Florida Harry Potter two years ago.
Harry Potter nerd runs strong in me!
Is this from the time you were looking for your bike in the basement of the Alamo?
Booo!
There are only a few pictures of me from Hungary, but I'm with others so I won't post them. They make it painfully clear how short I am stood next to my 6ft+ friend.
...and now i'll never be able to unsee it, ever again, in any of my wedding pictures
thanks, Senor!!!