I'm such a God-Damned Boss I have engineers put together my Lego for me.
Bonus scraggly untrimmed facial hair
Why you even own legos is so far beyond me...
Lord Business needs his micromanagers
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Damn, really? Putting the kits together is the best part of Lego ownership!
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MalReynoldsThe Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicinesRegistered Userregular
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Here's me a few weeks ago the morning after stopping what would have been an unfair fight between some racists and the gentleman they took exception to.
I... didn't really win that fight.
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To be fair, most of the fight was them throwing me to the ground and then standing on me. Most of the wounds were from hitting the sidewalk.
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Well...you still got a MORAL victory, and doesn't that make you the REAL winner?
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The dude they were after got away, and I got the feeling that they would have done far worse to him... so maybe!
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As far as reasons for getting your face uglied up go, that's a pretty righteous one.
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As far as reasons for getting your face uglied up go, that's a pretty righteous one.
I really hope someone like you is around when that happens to me.
I'd take ten beatings like that tonight if it would ensure nothing like that would happen to you.
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I was going to take a picture in my warm flannel jammies and suggest a post your pajamas party, but that seems a bit anticlimactic now.
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MalReynoldsThe Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicinesRegistered Userregular
Do *not* let me stand in the way of a jammie party. If I blocked a PJ event, I'd be the antithesis of everything I stand for.
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
Here's me a few weeks ago the morning after stopping what would have been an unfair fight between some racists and the gentleman they took exception to.
I... didn't really win that fight.
This is the face of a badmamajama. I hope if I ever find myself in a similar situation i have your courage of convictions.
Here's me a few weeks ago the morning after stopping what would have been an unfair fight between some racists and the gentleman they took exception to.
Here's me a few weeks ago the morning after stopping what would have been an unfair fight between some racists and the gentleman they took exception to.
I... didn't really win that fight.
Gonna make a t-shirt of this picture that says ACE
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Dude, I walk by you every day on the way to work! I'll have to remember to say hi next time.
yo dan fuckin hire me and I'll build all your legos
Lord Business needs his micromanagers
I... didn't really win that fight.
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
I really hope someone like you is around when that happens to me.
I'd take ten beatings like that tonight if it would ensure nothing like that would happen to you.
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
And I hope I have the courage to be like Mal if I'm ever in that situation.
Good on ya, Mal!
I was going to take a picture in my warm flannel jammies and suggest a post your pajamas party, but that seems a bit anticlimactic now.
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
This is the face of a badmamajama. I hope if I ever find myself in a similar situation i have your courage of convictions.
Nah. I think this is the perfect time for a funny mustache.
Post it
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Well jeez, he's going around mooning everyone at night. How can you miss it?
Go away :arrow:
Spending time with my (much handsomer) brother.
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Not everyone likes my singing
Gonna make a t-shirt of this picture that says ACE
I find that assuring people you're awful somehow leads them to ignore everything awful and insist that you're not.
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You're awful
ly nice to everyone
Wait.
Does this count as that post?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
baby swoop can only do lil bulbs this year
No, but I did end up having to pop his shoulder back into place before i left, so i got to inflict some pain on him.