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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also dear god my mother's birthday is next week and I swear to god if y'all let me forget that, heads will roll

    This is on you now, [chat]

    "okay google, remind me to tell benarwhal it's his mom's birthday next week on monday"

    Next monday, your phone chimes and a message pops up.

    Beaner wall eats his moms birthday

    You look at it, bemused, and slide your phone back into your pocket.

    I said it out loud as I typed it, so we'll see.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Drunk driving in real life: bad idea
    Drunk driving in Forza 5: great idea

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    工事中
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Drunk driving in real life: bad idea
    Drunk driving in Forza 5: great idea

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMT98U_iilY

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    is it multiple choice

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    Yeah alright, sounds fun.

    What's a project?

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    this is the best I can do, he just starts running around my feet after this

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Attach GoPros to your feet.

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    is it multiple choice

    40 questions are multiple choice. 2 questions are calculation based.
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    Yeah alright, sounds fun.

    What's a project?

    Not software updates.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    Step 1) Throw everyone and everything under the bus that isn't nailed down

    There is no step 2

    Psn:wazukki
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    simon that cat's feet seem to be a tangled, eldritch mass of claws

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    Step 1) Throw everyone and everything under the bus that isn't nailed down

    There is no step 2

    Gonna be hard to do - it's being held at the racecourse next to campus.

    Horses should be manageable though.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    Yeah alright, sounds fun.

    What's a project?

    An amateurject that's getting paid more.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    simon that cat's feet seem to be a tangled, eldritch mass of claws

    You'd think being a big outdoor cat he would use those claws, but he has no idea how to fend for himself

    He watches birds eat his food and doesn't do a thing about it

    One time we gave him a fish to eat, skin-on, and he just stared at it, then us, then poked it with his paw

    then mewled, plaintively, unsure what this thing was

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    fuckin kids nowadays with their youtube aesthetic

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Tonight's HoTSing was done to this soundtrack.

    https://youtu.be/oaMbTdXIGZc

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    i am 100% down to get oculus rift for euro truck sim 2 alone

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    i am 100% down to get oculus rift for euro truck sim 2 alone

    little do you know google has hooked you up to its fleet of semis and you're actually driving for free

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    the tutorial focuses on fudging the numbers in your log book

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simon that cat's feet seem to be a tangled, eldritch mass of claws

    You'd think being a big outdoor cat he would use those claws, but he has no idea how to fend for himself

    He watches birds eat his food and doesn't do a thing about it

    One time we gave him a fish to eat, skin-on, and he just stared at it, then us, then poked it with his paw

    then mewled, plaintively, unsure what this thing was

    Nah dude he's just down with that ascetic lyf

    Psn:wazukki
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    i am 100% down to get oculus rift for euro truck sim 2 alone

    little do you know google has hooked you up to its fleet of semis and you're actually driving for free

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5d0KXJMRWQ

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    i am 100% down to get oculus rift for euro truck sim 2 alone

    little do you know google has hooked you up to its fleet of semis and you're actually driving for free

    It's like that Robin Williams movie "TOYS"

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    INRaVqf.jpg

    hahahahaha

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Anyone wanna take my Project Management final for me? I'd rather sit here and play Vita.

    Step 1) Throw everyone and everything under the bus that isn't nailed down

    There is no step 2

    Gonna be hard to do - it's being held at the racecourse next to campus.

    Horses should be manageable though.

    You're taking a project management final at a horse racing track?

    Are you learning how to pull off a Kansas City Shuffle?

    Psn:wazukki
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    What are the chances Occulus Morpheus VRmadoohickeys will become multi-player experiences? Could it work?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TROBbOmbc8

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    It sucks knowing I'll never be able to use any kind of VR headset. Motion sickness precludes it.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Rad doesn't know what SkiFree is either

    I literally turned in to an old at 30 everything I know is irrelevant

    speaking of skifree i found this on the internet once

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/nD-kmLHI4WuDlEmaPsRjepKJ1zRTT1ol9d48PFeyYP4=w40-h28-no

    "found"

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    It sucks knowing I'll never be able to use any kind of VR headset. Motion sickness precludes it.

    in the future when we are all tragic teen pilots chained to giant robots rampaging through neo-tokyo, i'll send this into your surgically implanted viewshields and we'll all have a right laugh

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Rad doesn't know what SkiFree is either

    I literally turned in to an old at 30 everything I know is irrelevant

    speaking of skifree i found this on the internet once

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/nD-kmLHI4WuDlEmaPsRjepKJ1zRTT1ol9d48PFeyYP4=w40-h28-no

    "found"

    is this some sort emoticon where robots are fucking

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Just got my first...booty call..

    And I am saying no lel

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    my friend organizes these mountain shows, where like 30+ people hike and various bands/musicians perform on the way up

    and they wrote him up in the ny times!

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Rad doesn't know what SkiFree is either

    I literally turned in to an old at 30 everything I know is irrelevant

    speaking of skifree i found this on the internet once

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/nD-kmLHI4WuDlEmaPsRjepKJ1zRTT1ol9d48PFeyYP4=w40-h28-no

    "found"

    is this some sort emoticon where robots are fucking

    Those are two abominable snowmen

    Making abominable snow babies

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    my friend organizes these mountain shows, where like 30+ people hike and various bands/musicians perform on the way up

    and they wrote him up in the ny times!

    wait is this part of la blogotheque

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    You see, when an abominable snow man and an abominable snow woman love each other very much

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Work decided to start using forum software for internal communication, starting with a forum for documentation, release notes, and questions about the software I wrote as a pilot program. The forum software is actually pretty good and supports bbcode and stuff. I have admin privileges.

    It's me, my team in the US, a few german engineers using my software, and the whole china team, posting about problems. I answer questions and include pictures and stuff, which even though we are an engineering company, that makes me a wizard. I'm also slowly deleting the terrible emoticons and adding my own.

    I added the following two GIFs to the emoticon library today:
    crying_eagle.gifcrying_panda.gif

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    my friend organizes these mountain shows, where like 30+ people hike and various bands/musicians perform on the way up

    and they wrote him up in the ny times!

    wait is this part of la blogotheque

    19MOUNTAIN-superJumbo.jpg

    http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/06/19/arts/music/music-shows-with-a-brooklyn-feel-but-getting-to-them-is-a-hike.html?ref=music&_r=3&referrer

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Geth is now also on that forum DK.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Work decided to start using forum software for internal communication, starting with a forum for documentation, release notes, and questions about the software I wrote as a pilot program. The forum software is actually pretty good and supports bbcode and stuff. I have admin privileges.

    It's me, my team in the US, a few german engineers using my software, and the whole china team, posting about problems. I answer questions and include pictures and stuff, which even though we are an engineering company, that makes me a wizard. I'm also slowly deleting the terrible emoticons and adding my own.

    I added the following two GIFs to the emoticon library today:
    crying_eagle.gifcrying_panda.gif

    Oh shit geth is on to you man CHEESE IT

    Psn:wazukki
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Work decided to start using forum software for internal communication, starting with a forum for documentation, release notes, and questions about the software I wrote as a pilot program. The forum software is actually pretty good and supports bbcode and stuff. I have admin privileges.

    It's me, my team in the US, a few german engineers using my software, and the whole china team, posting about problems. I answer questions and include pictures and stuff, which even though we are an engineering company, that makes me a wizard. I'm also slowly deleting the terrible emoticons and adding my own.

    I added the following two GIFs to the emoticon library today:
    crying_eagle.gifcrying_panda.gif

    We need these.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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