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    NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    The best fake one punch man is obviously One Punch Man Vs. DBZ

    That guy also made a sequel where Saitama fights in one of Mr. Satan's martial arts tournaments

    it's pretty good

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    And someone doesn't know how windows work
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    I highly doubt even in the "future" on the 875th floor windows could break like that
    The comic set it up by having the window shot several times in the previous page. It's a classic action movie thing.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
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    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
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    Today's Table Titans is about Dwarven misogyny. Or no-beard-having hating. One of the two.

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    Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    Roll for initiative!

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
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    You can try act serious Mordy but you still came to a party with Agent York Morgan's tie.
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Mr_Rose wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
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    I don't mind these guys as much as everyone seems to but I am glad they didn't pull a twist to delay Robo coming back for another month

    huh

    this is the current comic, right

    not another archive dump?

    I wonder if robo'll come back with all his memories intact, or if he's going to "reboot" and lose his memories, but regain the youthful persona he had in the 1920s

    Brian Clevenger has been really adamant in the past about how he will never do "retcons" for AR and that would seem dangerously close to one
    No it isnt

    Retcon means "retroactive continuity", changing something after the fact. Having Robo be rebooted but losing a lot of memories isn't a Retcon because the previous stories will have still happened and are remembered by everyone else.

    Yeah, a retcon is like how batman never uses guns yet is clearly armed with a pistol in several early stories.

    Fun fact: This retcon happened with literally zero explanation just a year into Batman's existence.

    Detective Comics #35, November 1939:

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    Batman #4, October 1940:

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Stickbug's nemesis:

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    The ant would literally eat all of the others, probably. Ants are the only insect that terrify me. Not because I find them gross but because I find them unnervingly impressive killing machines.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Like bullet ants?

    Bullet ants, man.

    Bullet ants will make you kill yourself.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Like bullet ants?

    Bullet ants, man.

    Bullet ants will make you kill yourself.
    The Satere-Mawe people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[7] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days.

    Put your goddamn hand in the goddamn glove of pain.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Like bullet ants?

    Bullet ants, man.

    Bullet ants will make you kill yourself.
    The Satere-Mawe people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[7] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days.

    Put your goddamn hand in the goddamn glove of pain.

    You said it, you link it.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Here is a white dude trying the goddamn gloves o' pain:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    And for comparison, the teeny tiny adorable jellyfish o' pain:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tax5JR63E5s

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    And for comparison, the teeny tiny adorable jellyfish o' pain:

    This is one of the most terrifying videos I have ever seen, primarily because that lady had to go through that for a month

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    Looking like a stick may not be a good superpower

    but hiding out from a world that thinks you're dead on a foreboding volcano surrounded by sharks is a pretty good supervillain scheme

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    There's also a tree of pain
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VS69FXbjN8

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    And for comparison, the teeny tiny adorable jellyfish o' pain:

    This is one of the most terrifying videos I have ever seen, primarily because that lady had to go through that for a month

    Not a month, it was two weeks. But still, yeah. I'm never going swimming in Australia.

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    imdointhisimdointhis I should actually stop doin' this. Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    The best fake one punch man is obviously One Punch Man Vs. DBZ

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    Saitama for president OPM best thing ever.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    The ant would literally eat all of the others, probably. Ants are the only insect that terrify me. Not because I find them gross but because I find them unnervingly impressive killing machines.

    Wasps are worse to me. Ants will kill for the glory of the hive, but wasps? I'm pretty sure they enjoy it.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I'm not sure what show it was, but the female researcher came up first and there was a tentacle in her glove that nailed her as she took it off. Her husband, another researcher, tried to help and got nailed under his eye.

    Cue buckets of vinegar to kill the reaction and fast forward to the pair tweaking like meth addicts as they ride the toxin out WITH morphine.


    speaking if terrible things, someone post that butterfly horror comic.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I'm not sure what show it was, but the female researcher came up first and there was a tentacle in her glove that nailed her as she took it off. Her husband, another researcher, tried to help and got nailed under his eye.

    Cue buckets of vinegar to kill the reaction and fast forward to the pair tweaking like meth addicts as they ride the toxin out WITH morphine.

    That's the exact video I posted.

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Like bullet ants?

    Bullet ants, man.

    Bullet ants will make you kill yourself.
    The Satere-Mawe people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[7] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days.

    Put your goddamn hand in the goddamn glove of pain.

    Don't worry, it's just a Bene Gesserit test.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    For God's sake, don't research jellyfish, it's a stupid thing to do.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I seriously wonder who the first person was who got stung by a bullet ant and said "That was pretty painful. I wonder what it would be like if I just stuck my hand into like 50 of them."

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Like bullet ants?

    Bullet ants, man.

    Bullet ants will make you kill yourself.
    The Satere-Mawe people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[7] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days.

    Put your goddamn hand in the goddamn glove of pain.

    Don't worry, it's just a Bene Gesserit test.

    You know, I can't imagine that the pain you get after ten minutes is in any way worse than the pain you get after ten seconds. You've already been stung a hundred times, and I'm pretty sure there's a limit on how much venom can actually affect you. Once your muscles are at MAXIMUM SEIZE, another thousand stings aren't going to make a difference.

    So the real test is to look at the glove on your hand causing excruciating pain and go "yeah that thing's just not gonna get any worse" and leaving it on. So... basically correct I guess?

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I seriously wonder who the first person was who got stung by a bullet ant and said "That was pretty painful. I wonder what it would be like if I just stuck my hand into like 50 of them."
    I'm guessing it was more like "I wonder what it would be like if you stuck your hand into into 50 of them". Although I have to wonder if anyone went all the way and stuck their dick in it.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I'm not sure what show it was, but the female researcher came up first and there was a tentacle in her glove that nailed her as she took it off. Her husband, another researcher, tried to help and got nailed under his eye.

    Cue buckets of vinegar to kill the reaction and fast forward to the pair tweaking like meth addicts as they ride the toxin out WITH morphine.

    That's the exact video I posted.

    Sorry, cell phone

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I seriously wonder who the first person was who got stung by a bullet ant and said "That was pretty painful. I wonder what it would be like if I just stuck my hand into like 50 of them."
    I'm guessing it was more like "I wonder what it would be like if you stuck your hand into into 50 of them". Although I have to wonder if anyone went all the way and stuck their dick in it.

    Er, sorry.

    I've got to, uh, take a call. Outside.

    I might be gone for a while.

    Um.

    Yeah.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Hello, 911?

    Yeah

    Yeah it happened again

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    ronya wrote: »
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    North World: Epic of Conrad ran as a webcomic in 2007-2008. The original webcomic site is now down, but the comic is available on the author's website. It has also been published by Oni Press as a paperback.

    ronya on
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    and that's why we hunt kut-ku

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Like bullet ants?

    Bullet ants, man.

    Bullet ants will make you kill yourself.
    The Satere-Mawe people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[7] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days.

    Put your goddamn hand in the goddamn glove of pain.

    don't they have to do this multiple times too, like, twenty god damn times?


    one time I had a birthday where the cake had the wrong kind of icing

    I took that like a champ though

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    your eye sockets seem to have gotten lost and wandered around your face a bit there

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    And for comparison, the teeny tiny adorable jellyfish o' pain:

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