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a few months back i received a text that was just a selfie of a chubby puerto rican dude. it wasn't nude or anything and it was like, shoulders up- but it was obvious he was trying to look smoldering, or whatever.
i wish i would have played along and tapped that dick pic rich vein.
dwarves have labored long and deep for that vein, chu
who are you to steal it from underneath them with a text or two
The generally accepted term is "little people" Orphane.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
A place near me that delivers makes fresh fried mozarella and you can taste the difference between it and the frozen Sysco ones. Oh god. Frying cheese.
Good on you for knowing what Sysco is.
If it weren't for the free hotel rooms and Mariner's box seat tickets I would be so done with them.
Not everything they do is awful but when you taste a freshly made version of something they sell frozen it just makes a world of difference. And particularly for their fried mozzarella. It just doesn't freeze well.
I get a $20 yearly eye exam through my medical, and buy stuff of zennia optical for $10-25 a pop.
i do not get any vision coverage through my medical
also i prefer to shop with WB for multiple reasons. great customer service, great looking frames (and few enough to make meaningful comparisons without a ton of time), good home try on with free shipping both ways, philanthropic company etc
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
why is icloud still downloading my backup to the new phone if everything from the old phone is now on my new phone
icloud you so crazy
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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AlazullYour body is not a temple, it's an amusement park.Enjoy the ride.Registered Userregular
Oh my god I just ate the biggest pita ever.
I got a little food baby happening here, which makes me look hella fatter than normal.
User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
Honestly, the sheer audacity of the serious version of that pisses me off. If someone wastes my valuable fucking time with their misdirected email, I will do anything I fucking want with it. If it actually was important that I not receive this email, I wouldn't have it, ergo...
the really audacious thing imo is when they make it sound like you're legally required to do whatever they're saying (which you never are)
Honestly, the sheer audacity of the serious version of that pisses me off. If someone wastes my valuable fucking time with their misdirected email, I will do anything I fucking want with it. If it actually was important that I not receive this email, I wouldn't have it, ergo...
the really audacious thing imo is when they make it sound like you're legally required to do whatever they're saying (which you never are)
It makes me want to e-mail blast it to everyone. Hrm, I wonder how much I'd need for a retainer for legal representation if I made a website where people could post those e-mails?
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AlazullYour body is not a temple, it's an amusement park.Enjoy the ride.Registered Userregular
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The generally accepted term is "little people" Orphane.
Not everything they do is awful but when you taste a freshly made version of something they sell frozen it just makes a world of difference. And particularly for their fried mozzarella. It just doesn't freeze well.
i do not get any vision coverage through my medical
also i prefer to shop with WB for multiple reasons. great customer service, great looking frames (and few enough to make meaningful comparisons without a ton of time), good home try on with free shipping both ways, philanthropic company etc
icloud you so crazy
I got a little food baby happening here, which makes me look hella fatter than normal.
is this shit multiplayer?
NSA no reason
yes it is
the really audacious thing imo is when they make it sound like you're legally required to do whatever they're saying (which you never are)
Giant Buster sword vs. parasol
larger than 128.5m
dang dude
i love his reviews
It makes me want to e-mail blast it to everyone. Hrm, I wonder how much I'd need for a retainer for legal representation if I made a website where people could post those e-mails?
the film reviews are the best thing on the onion
On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 3.5
@Organichu will create the new thread
@21stCentury is backup