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[nfl] Broncos win! Retirement for Lynch, Johnson, and Manning.

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    SarcasmoBlasterSarcasmoBlaster Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    Peyton Manning MVP! THE SHERIFF!

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    MadpoetMadpoet Registered User regular
    Grats on not fucking up bad enough to yank the game away from your defense.

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Charles Woodson is still the only guy with a Super Bowl, Player of the Year, Heisman, and National Championship.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    That fucking plug. Peyton you sellout, go ahead and tell us how much Budweiser you drink while you check on your Nationwide coverage.

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    AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    Hahaha holy shit "i'm gonna drink a lot of budweiser tonight"
    Paid or just 'merica?

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Peyton Manning MVP! THE SHERIFF!
    Peyton Manning only had one job. Don't fuck up too badly, and he didn't but MVP he is not. Von Miller for MVP, maybe Ward or Ware, but in my mind one player was T-Bagging Cam every play

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    If Marshawn Lynch is hanging up his spikes, can he also hang up his commercials? The stop bugging me ad is so awful.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    "I'd like to thank HGH... My wife Ashley, for taking the blame for my HGH... My private investigators, for intimidating my accuser into recanting his statement about me taking HGH..."

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    pirateluigipirateluigi Arr, it be me. Registered User regular
    Aridhol wrote: »
    Hahaha holy shit "i'm gonna drink a lot of budweiser tonight"
    Paid or just 'merica?

    Maybe he just really likes shitty beer

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Aridhol wrote: »
    Hahaha holy shit "i'm gonna drink a lot of budweiser tonight"
    Paid or just 'merica?
    I believe he would drink Budweiser.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    "And Budweiser"

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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Aridhol wrote: »
    Hahaha holy shit "i'm gonna drink a lot of budweiser tonight"
    Paid or just 'merica?

    Peyton's going to drink until the rest of his body feels like his neck!

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    SealSeal Registered User regular
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Better yet just co-opt baseball's pie thing and shove a Papa John's pizza into Kubiak's face.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Peyton has kids? Surprised the media has been respectful enough to not showcase them, especially the Gawker sites.

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    dispatch.odispatch.o Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    "I'd like to thank HGH... My wife Ashley, for taking the blame for my HGH... My private investigators, for intimidating my accuser into recanting his statement about me taking HGH..."

    I don't even understand why this stuff is an issue anymore. We should be encouraging the use. They're already getting venous hydration and oxygen masks, the game is all about how far you can medically push someone before they explode anyway. I'm sure the players would rather die from heart attacks on the field than brain damage and atrophy caused by concussions.

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    AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    Aridhol wrote: »
    Hahaha holy shit "i'm gonna drink a lot of budweiser tonight"
    Paid or just 'merica?

    Maybe he just really likes shitty beer

    I believe it too, sorry if that came across badly, my wife and I just both laughed out loud and didn't know whether or not to call bullshit.
    For what it's worth I've been drinking coors banquet all game :)

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    I...can't believe these commercials

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Fucking idiots blowing off fireworks here because the Broncos won. I LIVE IN NEBRASKA GODDAMNIT!

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    Fucking idiots blowing off fireworks here because the Broncos won. I LIVE IN NEBRASKA GODDAMNIT!

    Pretty sure most Nebraskans consider Denver their team.

    I live in the burbs of Denver, tons of fireworks correctly.

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    AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    Holy shit, that lady looks a little rough.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Fucking idiots blowing off fireworks here because the Broncos won. I LIVE IN NEBRASKA GODDAMNIT!

    People are firing off fireworks in bothell Washington. People just love fireworks.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Ma'am, do you wanna try that again?

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Fucking idiots blowing off fireworks here because the Broncos won. I LIVE IN NEBRASKA GODDAMNIT!

    I live about one mile north of LoDo in Denver

    there are a lot of midwestern transplants moving here and they're arriving already as Broncos fans

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    JUSTICE!!!

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    AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    YES!

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    john Elway looks terrible.

    And fucking A it was Von Miller

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Oh good they got it right

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Goddamn sheeple cheering for sportsball teams based on network television regional rules. Bah!

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    AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    Manning Face!

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    "I'd like to thank HGH... My wife Ashley, for taking the blame for my HGH... My private investigators, for intimidating my accuser into recanting his statement about me taking HGH..."

    I don't even understand why this stuff is an issue anymore. We should be encouraging the use. They're already getting venous hydration and oxygen masks, the game is all about how far you can medically push someone before they explode anyway. I'm sure the players would rather die from heart attacks on the field than brain damage and atrophy caused by concussions.

    I demand a multi million dollar investigation

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    so we won the soccer game right?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Goddamn sheeple cheering for sportsball teams based on network television regional rules. Bah!

    Who would you prefer they cheer for? Nebraska doesn't have a professional team unless you count the Cornhuskers.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Fucking idiots blowing off fireworks here because the Broncos won. I LIVE IN NEBRASKA GODDAMNIT!

    Some asshole in my apartment building is really happy the Broncos won and won't stop yelling about it

    I'm living below "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO" man

    Goddammit I've got work in the morning you chucklefuck please praise your fetus-headed god more quietly

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Von Miller is buying

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    AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    ok come on, another Budweiser name drop?

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Ohh..... "He said it again!"

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Hey Peyton you already gave that canned speech down on the field

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Fucking idiots blowing off fireworks here because the Broncos won. I LIVE IN NEBRASKA GODDAMNIT!

    Some asshole in my apartment building is really happy the Broncos won and won't stop yelling about it

    I'm living below "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO" man

    Goddammit I've got work in the morning you chucklefuck please praise your fetus-headed god more quietly

    Go down there and ask him what position he plays...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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