also ffs someone give zay porn already so he stops bugging me for hot illicit smut
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
I just went to put my laundry in the dryer, opened up empty dryer number 1, had a spider running around in it. So I noped off to the only other empty dryer in my building, open it up, find a crisp $20 bill wedged up under one of the tumble blades.
Spider bro hooked me up.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
sordid stories of Ronald McDonald giving a handy to Norm MacDonald. You know, the choice material.
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
I was just driving by a lake on a mountain road in the night and it was a really skinny road and I thought "what if I drive in the lake and never get to post again" and you know what it brought a tear to the eye
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wut
O SHIT WADDUP
O SHIT WADDUP
whatchu gonna do
whatchu gonna do when they come for you
dem boys dem boys
i,m gary
But I got a watermelon to keep me relevant!
God I need to stop watching vines.
someone please tell me I am having trouble processing.
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if I explained it it would ruin the mystique
If I pretend to understand people will like me.
Haha, pretty cool, am I right, fellows?
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gregs are dregs
grugs
hey!!!!
i still post here all the time!
Winners don't do grugs.
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it's dat boi
O SHIT WADDUP
O SHIT WADDUP
the ones you gotta watch out for are the bad posts yet to come
smash cut to credits
gary isn't real
Welcome back!
Friday the 13th turned out to be lucky after all!
Spider bro hooked me up.
I remember when TFS posted on my Youtube channel that Jews did 9/11.
not even smutty fanfiction
sordid stories of Ronald McDonald giving a handy to Norm MacDonald. You know, the choice material.