If you were ukranian you don't disown them till after they have been discovered to be a prolithic gun runner and gotten their sibling killed in the process.
Sadly I think only I will get that joke.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I don't mind kids. I mean, my mom ran a nursery/day-care out of our house during my formative years so they hold very few mysteries for me, but even so I think they're pretty cool. I also cannot pass up the chance to mold a mind in my own terrible image.
I really love playing peek-a-boo with babies, when they find it amusing. I could keep doing it for an hour, without getting bored.
If you were ukranian you don't disown them till after they have been discovered to be a prolithic gun runner and gotten their sibling killed in the process.
Sadly I think only I will get that joke.
I, too, have seen Lord of War.
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I'm occasionally frightened by how much of a dick I am sometimes. Like I'll ego search and read something I wrote weeks or a month ago and go "Jesus Christ, if someone spoke to me like that in person I would break their fucking neck."
I know I'd make a horrible parent, because my natural instinct in dangerous situations is always to see how it'll play out, even if I know it'll play out horribly.
I'm sure if I had children they'd end up being accidentally maimed or killed because of it.
Woo! I just watched that again on sunday, I think it's a good movie with a message. I mean who doesn't like an opening that has a young child taking a bullet to the head.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I'm occasionally frightened by how much of a dick I am sometimes. Like I'll ego search and read something I wrote weeks or a month ago and go "Jesus Christ, if someone spoke to me like that in person I would break their fucking neck."
So you aren't only a dick drez but an ITG as well?
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
See I'm getting to an age where I actually have nieces and nephews and my friends and coworkers are having kids and I'm seeing how much behavior is perpetuated by the parents. I just came to the realization the other day when I was at the bank, of all places, and tying up the line were two parents who brought both their kids with them into the bank - one was a toddler and the other an infant. The infant was screaming his little head off while the toddler was running around hitting his toy car against every available surface, and the parents just didn't seem to give a fuck and were just going on with business as usual. And I though, "Why doesn't my nephew act like that?" and i realized, "oh yeah, it's because my sister will tell him to sit down and shut up or else you're going to get paddled, young man!"
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I'm serious, though. Who tries to talk to a teller about opening a checking account while holding a screaming baby two feet from the teller's face? What kind of brain damage makes you think that's acceptable behavior?
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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I'm serious, though. Who tries to talk to a teller about opening a checking account while holding a screaming baby two feet from the teller's face? What kind of brain damage makes you think that's acceptable behavior?
My brother and sister in law has the same method as your sister. My sister and brother in law told their son to use his big boy words and he's a whiny brat. I fail to comprehend how two teachers are screwing that up.
I'm serious, though. Who tries to talk to a teller about opening a checking account while holding a screaming baby two feet from the teller's face? What kind of brain damage makes you think that's acceptable behavior?
Well, sometimes there's just no helping it. Try to remember that next time you can't find someone to look after your kids while you absolutely must go out to run errands, and people give you dirty looks.
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I'm serious, though. Who tries to talk to a teller about opening a checking account while holding a screaming baby two feet from the teller's face? What kind of brain damage makes you think that's acceptable behavior?
I dunno, maybe it's that we venerate babies and parenting to such a ridiculous degree, but yeah: parents today seem unable or unwilling to discern the difference between where it's appropriate to be accompanied by infants/kids and where it isn't. I was fucking appalled a few weeks ago when my friends and I went to a reasonably pricey restaurant and the people next to us had about five kids crawling over, under, and around every table in the wing. I was like seven before I so much as saw the inside of a restaurant that wasn't a McDonald's or Wendy's.
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I'm serious, though. Who tries to talk to a teller about opening a checking account while holding a screaming baby two feet from the teller's face? What kind of brain damage makes you think that's acceptable behavior?
My brother and sister in law has the same method as your sister. My sister and brother in law told their son to use his big boy words and he's a whiny brat. I fail to comprehend how two teachers are screwing that up.
That's the other thing: most of the time it's the parents, but some kids really are fuckups, or have chemical imbalances or god knows what else. That's what terrifies me most about the prospect of parenting.
I'm serious, though. Who tries to talk to a teller about opening a checking account while holding a screaming baby two feet from the teller's face? What kind of brain damage makes you think that's acceptable behavior?
Well, sometimes there's just no helping it. Try to remember that next time you can't find someone to look after your kids while you absolutely must go out to run errands, and people give you dirty looks.
Its the jackholes who bring their babies to movies that bug the hell out of me
I'm serious, though. Who tries to talk to a teller about opening a checking account while holding a screaming baby two feet from the teller's face? What kind of brain damage makes you think that's acceptable behavior?
Well, sometimes there's just no helping it. Try to remember that next time you can't find someone to look after your kids while you absolutely must go out to run errands, and people give you dirty looks.
There's a babysitter who's never busy, even on short notice, and her name is Benadryl.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Especially really smart ones. It's like, I know odds are the squirmy little larva will end up a truck driver or something, but there's a reasonable chance they'll be about a hundred times as smart as me in fifteen years.
Hey, what's the big idea of creating a new [chat] thread while I'm at the gym?! That's so impolite!
So I went to call a nice girl who likes me about a date, but out of habit I accidentally looked up the girl in my address book. Fortunately I realised my mistake right before I dialled... but man, that was troubling. I guess old habits are hard to break :?
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Sadly I think only I will get that joke.
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I really love playing peek-a-boo with babies, when they find it amusing. I could keep doing it for an hour, without getting bored.
Watch the videos.
Christopher Titus! But you forgot the beer sound.
And I am barely 5'8" Irene my fiancee is just equally as short. The only thing big on me is me gut.
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I, too, have seen Lord of War.
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So you aren't only a dick drez but an ITG as well?
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Get ready for crushing rejection! I mean uhh later ghost.
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Good luck!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Have you considered a career in, uh, daycareology? Because honestly, this is a valuable skill.
Well, sometimes there's just no helping it. Try to remember that next time you can't find someone to look after your kids while you absolutely must go out to run errands, and people give you dirty looks.
I dunno, maybe it's that we venerate babies and parenting to such a ridiculous degree, but yeah: parents today seem unable or unwilling to discern the difference between where it's appropriate to be accompanied by infants/kids and where it isn't. I was fucking appalled a few weeks ago when my friends and I went to a reasonably pricey restaurant and the people next to us had about five kids crawling over, under, and around every table in the wing. I was like seven before I so much as saw the inside of a restaurant that wasn't a McDonald's or Wendy's.
That's the other thing: most of the time it's the parents, but some kids really are fuckups, or have chemical imbalances or god knows what else. That's what terrifies me most about the prospect of parenting.
This is why being an uncle is awesome. All the cute, none of the stink.
Its the jackholes who bring their babies to movies that bug the hell out of me
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There's a babysitter who's never busy, even on short notice, and her name is Benadryl.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Thats sort of what I was thinking.
I like it. He looks like Sam Eagle from the Muppets, turning his nose up and going "Hmmmph!"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Especially really smart ones. It's like, I know odds are the squirmy little larva will end up a truck driver or something, but there's a reasonable chance they'll be about a hundred times as smart as me in fifteen years.
So I went to call a nice girl who likes me about a date, but out of habit I accidentally looked up the girl in my address book. Fortunately I realised my mistake right before I dialled... but man, that was troubling. I guess old habits are hard to break :?