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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i have started journaling my pees and poops since i have so much trouble with them, and i've been eating better lately

    i have peed four times in the past 90 minutes (with no fluids consumed during that period), each one a real, 10+ second stream

    *makes notes*

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    do you find me, mildy aesthetically unappealing shark?

    VG4VwGS.jpg

    yes but it's not the tat I can never love a hanzo main

    projecting because you wish you could hanzo like me

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    (that is until ideally you reach a point where you own your shop but are popular enough to personally only work on appointment basis)

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    But I guess that's Hollywood's idea of GMILF or something.

    it never really made sense to me that a 16 year old's aunt was fuckin eighty

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have started journaling my pees and poops since i have so much trouble with them, and i've been eating better lately

    i have peed four times in the past 90 minutes (with no fluids consumed during that period), each one a real, 10+ second stream

    *makes notes*

    i have mornings like that

    always when i've gained like four lbs overnight

    purging that water baby

    at least, i assume it's that in my case

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    But I guess that's Hollywood's idea of GMILF or something.

    it never really made sense to me that a 16 year old's aunt was fuckin eighty

    hang back guys

    override's got this

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    (that is until ideally you reach a point where you own your shop but are popular enough to personally only work on appointment basis)

    the last artist I went to had a 14 mo wait q_q

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hot take

    Tattoos are the mark of the devil

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    a female role model shouldn't be attractive because that might imply she is anything other than a doting matronly figure

    god forbid she have a life of her own or be suggested to be more than a one-dimensional character only present to serve as a loving mentor to our protagonist

    I mean

    someone isn't one-dimensional or mentorly just because they're old

    The original dynamic in the comic was that aunt may (and even uncle ben) were loving and sweet people but were kind of benignly clueless and out of touch

    That explained both Peter's self reliance and his occasional bouts of shitheadedness. It also emotionally echoed something a lot of kids feel in real life - not the Hollywood idea of "teen rebellion" but the sense that your folks, however doting, are maybe not always able to be relied on or confided in

    Making Aunt May younger and also probably cooler than her nephew is an interesting reversal of that dynamic that I'm interested to see but it doesn't make the original take morally objectionable

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i imagine probably some tattoo artists enjoy everyday work because they make people happy

    like you can professionally develop software but sometimes you just wanna make a skyrim mod where people can play as dogs because part of life's richness is in giving back

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hot take

    Tattoos are the mark of the devil

    Hot take: iced creams are tasty.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    they're just called GILFs, trace

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    (that is until ideally you reach a point where you own your shop but are popular enough to personally only work on appointment basis)

    the last artist I went to had a 14 mo wait q_q

    just do what one of my tatted up bros does

    own your own restaurant and ply them with free food an booze for an appointment

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    aight going home

    shark i'm headed to the gym, i'll be on around 10 your time if you wanna play ow

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    While I don't say it in verbal speech, I hate that I've become normalized to describing someone as a bro unironically

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Overwatch angries up the blood.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have started journaling my pees and poops since i have so much trouble with them, and i've been eating better lately

    i have peed four times in the past 90 minutes (with no fluids consumed during that period), each one a real, 10+ second stream

    *makes notes*

    You should make a phone app for this

    And graph all the data

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I love tattoos. Most tattoos are terrible and stupid, but it's fine.

    Sleeves and large areas are the best, IMO.

    My gf has an old, hilarious nerdy tattoo on her leg and I identified it on sight on our first date, which probably scored me points. It's a terrible tattoo.
    it's a Pern dragon.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    a female role model shouldn't be attractive because that might imply she is anything other than a doting matronly figure

    god forbid she have a life of her own or be suggested to be more than a one-dimensional character only present to serve as a loving mentor to our protagonist

    I mean

    someone isn't one-dimensional or mentorly just because they're old

    The original dynamic in the comic was that aunt may (and even uncle ben) were loving and sweet people but were kind of benignly clueless and out of touch

    That explained both Peter's self reliance and his occasional bouts of shitheadedness. It also emotionally echoed something a lot of kids feel in real life - not the Hollywood idea of "teen rebellion" but the sense that your folks, however doting, are maybe not always able to be relied on or confided in

    Making Aunt May younger and also probably cooler than her nephew is an interesting reversal of that dynamic that I'm interested to see but it doesn't make the original take morally objectionable

    i'm gonna be honest i was mostly just trying to bait trace into a more comprehensive explanation of his stance by making an outrageous claim in place of one

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    aight going home

    shark i'm headed to the gym, i'll be on around 10 your time if you wanna play ow

    i'll probably be getting home from work around 9:59 then I gotta pleasure my woman and rehydrate and then pleasure her again and yeah we should be on around the same time

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    they're just called GILFs, trace

    pronounced "jilf"

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I love tattoos. Most tattoos are terrible and stupid, but it's fine.

    Sleeves and large areas are the best, IMO.

    My gf has an old, hilarious nerdy tattoo on her leg and I identified it on sight on our first date, which probably scored me points. It's a terrible tattoo.
    it's a Pern dragon.

    You told me what it is and I still don't recognize it

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I love tattoos. Most tattoos are terrible and stupid, but it's fine.

    Sleeves and large areas are the best, IMO.

    My gf has an old, hilarious nerdy tattoo on her leg and I identified it on sight on our first date, which probably scored me points. It's a terrible tattoo.
    it's a Pern dragon.

    What makes it identifiable

    Is it burning up thread

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    they're just called GILFs, trace

    pronounced "jilf"

    the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiife

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I would like to get some kind of brutal, unyielding pattern as a shoulder or sleeve tattoo, but I feel like a huge swath of black would be lengthy and painful and maybe I can just dip myself in henna every couple of days.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I need to laser off this wedding tattoo

    But I don't have a job yet and can't afford it

    So I have a little set of tattoo-concealing makeup

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I just love fucking body mod

    I love that humans are like, fuck this shit I want red hair or horns or big tits or a paw on my chest or a goant animu scar or giant hol s in my ears or whatever

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Dan in this commentary is always like "wait why aren't they calling the cops?"

    Jeez Dan way to be a narc.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I don't know how I identified it actually

    Maybe it was just from a book cover I remembered

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Do you think the picture of the NO REGERTS tattoo is intentionally ironic?

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    My wife wants to get a tattoo, but I wont let her because patriarchy.

    because tattoos are of the patriarchy...?

    No, because I am.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I just love fucking body mod

    I love that humans are like, fuck this shit I want red hair or horns or big tits or a paw on my chest or a goant animu scar or giant hol s in my ears or whatever

    Ok but what if it looks bad

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I just love fucking body mod

    I love that humans are like, fuck this shit I want red hair or horns or big tits or a paw on my chest or a goant animu scar or giant hol s in my ears or whatever

    it's all stuff i love that other people do

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Julius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    they're just called GILFs, trace

    pronounced "jilf"

    the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiife

    It's not live action.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I don't know how I identified it actually

    Maybe it was just from a book cover I remembered

    EM, EVERY TIME HE SEES A DRAGON TATTOO: Is that a Pern dragon?!?

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I need to laser off this wedding tattoo

    But I don't have a job yet and can't afford it

    So I have a little set of tattoo-concealing makeup

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11585709
    Scottish actor Alan Cumming regrets having an ex-lover's name tattooed on his groin after undergoing a painful process to have it removed.

    The Good Wife star opted to have his 'Raven' tattoo removed by Laser, rather than cover it up.

    "About 16 years ago, I met this boy and he and I had this very tempestuous relationship," he tells US late night host Seth Meyers. "Two weeks after knowing each other, we had our names tattooed on each other's bodies, in our groin area, and I thought that was the most sensible thing I had ever done in my entire life."

    "So then, four months after that, it (romance) was over," he continues. "We just propelled each other away and his name was Raven and I had Raven written on my groin.

    "All my friends, who thought I was crazy, said, 'Oh you can put o-u-s on the end, make it ravenous. You can put a 'c', make it craven', or, once somebody said, 'Take the 'n' off, make it raver...'


    "Eventually I got it removed by laser; it was horribly painful. But a year after that I met up with Raven again and he was like, 'Still have your tattoo?' and I was like, 'No, I had it wrenched from my body.' Then I said, 'Do you still have yours?' and he pulled his pants down and, where it used to say Alan, it now says balance. I'm a part of bringing balance to Raven, that's a beautiful thing."

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I just love fucking body mod

    I love that humans are like, fuck this shit I want red hair or horns or big tits or a paw on my chest or a goant animu scar or giant hol s in my ears or whatever

    I don't have an intellectual problem with dramatic body mods but the really far-out ones make me feel physically ill

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    me:a launching!

    poor facial animations, I want all of them

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    I gotta go get some veg to go along with the pork chop for dinner but I'm gonna take the long way there and conveniently walk by the bar and go "oh hey how did this get here"


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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I would like to get some kind of brutal, unyielding pattern as a shoulder or sleeve tattoo, but I feel like a huge swath of black would be lengthy and painful and maybe I can just dip myself in henna every couple of days.

    i am now picturing you walking into some grodelord tattoo shop as a bald white man and going "I want something brutal and unyielding and - " and the artist winks, puts a finger to his lips, and leads you back to the Rommel Room

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