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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Omg

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Wait this will take too long will type after my next set

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Stay tuned

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Stay tuned

    *taps foot refresh impatiently*

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Weird. Doing laundry at a hotel.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Weird. Doing laundry at a hotel.

    I always have others do laundry for me at a hotel.

    It's more expensive but I can expense it.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    How long does it take to type "porp I'm having an orgy with my gym Bros and I want a divorce"

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Stay tuned

    I can't wait for a thread lock to his draft.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Ok so im doing deadlifts when these two college aged girls walk in

    They go to the pull up bar and i hear a girl say "omg i cant even reach it wtf"

    Other girl "ask that guy to lift you up"

    "Teehee no way"

    "I'll give you $10 if you ask him"

    "Let's wait for him to finish"

    This whole time i am looking straight ahead trying to think of a polite way to refuse or something idk

    I finish my sets and immediately grab my phone and STARE INTENTLY

    The girls awkwardly walk past me and out of the gym

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Lustables is an excellent word, how have I not heard of it before now.

    I don't want your excuses, dammit, I want results.

    Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty sure I just made it up!

    So I do apologize for not being wittier sooner. Sir.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Stay tuned

    I can't wait for a thread lock to his draft.

    Omg that is the most aggravating thing

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Ok so im doing deadlifts when these two college aged girls walk in

    They go to the pull up bar and i hear a girl say "omg i cant even reach it wtf"

    Other girl "ask that guy to lift you up"

    "Teehee no way"

    "I'll give you $10 if you ask him"

    "Let's wait for him to finish"

    This whole time i am looking straight ahead trying to think of a polite way to refuse or something idk

    I finish my sets and immediately grab my phone and STARE INTENTLY

    The girls awkwardly walk past me and out of the gym

    "Shark-senpai, you've got to LIFT me, please!"

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Stay tuned

    I can't wait for a thread lock to his draft.

    Omg that is the most aggravating thing

    Wouldn't know how it feels it never happened to me.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Weird. Doing laundry at a hotel.

    I always have others do laundry for me at a hotel.

    It's more expensive but I can expense it.

    Now I'm curious. I'm not sure if I can expense that or not. My gut feeling is probably under certain circumstances. Hrm.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Pandora shut down here. :(

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Weird. Doing laundry at a hotel.

    I always have others do laundry for me at a hotel.

    It's more expensive but I can expense it.

    Now I'm curious. I'm not sure if I can expense that or not. My gut feeling is probably under certain circumstances. Hrm.

    if they are keeping me on site for more than a few days I will expense that shit no questions asked, no challenges made.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Power still not restored. If this goes on another hour, my phone will have to vampire power from my laptop

    It'll be kinda sad

    Draining the lappys life essence to keep itself alive

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    you shouldn't put dogs in clothes.

    clothes are a human thing.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    It's a good thing Trump is as bad at his jobs as he is, because if he was really good he'd be Wilson Fisk and that is clearly worse.

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Lustables is an excellent word, how have I not heard of it before now.

    I don't want your excuses, dammit, I want results.

    Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty sure I just made it up!

    So I do apologize for not being wittier sooner. Sir.
    What did I just say.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    you shouldn't put dogs in clothes.

    clothes are a human thing.

    Sometimes people adopt dogs ill-suited for their climate and they need to keep warm on winter walkies though!

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    It's a good thing Trump is as bad at his jobs as he is, because if he was really good he'd be Wilson Fisk and that is clearly worse.

    mobster Fisk, or inexplicably superhuman Fisk

    because Trump punching through walls with bare fists would make a great press conference, has to be said

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Also lol my landlord / housemate is so bored without her TV

    It's amusing

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    you shouldn't put dogs in clothes.

    clothes are a human thing.

    I have weird feelings about dogs in clothes I can't marshal properly in my head

    Apart from Chinese crested dogs which are so bare-skinned and ugly that they deserve cute baby outfits

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also lol my landlord / housemate is so bored without her TV

    It's amusing

    haha that rube

    *f5 f5 f5*

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Lustables is an excellent word, how have I not heard of it before now.

    I don't want your excuses, dammit, I want results.

    Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty sure I just made it up!

    So I do apologize for not being wittier sooner. Sir.
    What did I just say.

    I mean, I don't know how to better resolve this situation, outside of inventing a time machine



    Please don't make me invent a time machine

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Great I woke up from an hour and a half nap and still feel super tired.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I had a friend in college with a Min Pin that she put an Auburn jersey on, and I think Boxer's were created to wear hoodies.

    That's it though

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Also hi, you all rock

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    break out the die and graph paper, BeNarwhal, and take her to the Tome of Horrors.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also lol my landlord / housemate is so bored without her TV

    It's amusing

    haha that rube

    *f5 f5 f5*

    If the power doesn't come back on and I've drained through both my phone's battery AND my laptop's battery, my plan is to sleep an hope that fixes the problem

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Weird. Doing laundry at a hotel.

    I always have others do laundry for me at a hotel.

    It's more expensive but I can expense it.

    Now I'm curious. I'm not sure if I can expense that or not. My gut feeling is probably under certain circumstances. Hrm.

    if they are keeping me on site for more than a few days I will expense that shit no questions asked, no challenges made.

    My guess is that if I have to go from one location to another without a trip home I could. I probably could even for the same week, I'm just paranoid about expensing stuff after my last employer.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    Downloading something on Steam, "Wait a minute, why is my download speed 2-3x faster than usual?"

    I mean, if our ISP decided to upgrade our speed when I wasn't looking, woo?

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
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    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Adventures in Star Wars'ing
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    "who needs intellect when you have this many grenades" are the most beautiful last words I have ever read

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    break out the die and graph paper, BeNarwhal, and take her to the Tome of Horrors.

    I try not to intentionally interact with my housemates

    Lovely people, but all 20 - 30 years older than me :P

    Tea / coffee time once a month with the landlord and that's it!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    nrk article about insomnia, about as phoned in as the illustration photo

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    I got some tips for fighting insomnia: turn off the lights. Change out of your work outfit.

    Abdhyius on
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    21st just let me gush at them about Halo for like... I'm not sure how long exactly but I think it may have been an hour
    so that was nice of them

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    So I'm actually entering the modern world and getting 75meg internet this weekend. I had six meg and no cable.

    That should really up the performance of my $1500 gaming PC I use to check my e-mail on.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Weird. Doing laundry at a hotel.

    I always have others do laundry for me at a hotel.

    It's more expensive but I can expense it.

    I am but a mere small cog with a maximum daily $138 for food and hotel room.

    And I mean that's literally it. If I charge something not prepared food or hotel room related it comes out of my check.

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