but i am more book learned now so hey that's a good thing
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited December 2007
My friend Justin used to hunt mice in the old barn on his property. Blowguns, bb guns, paintball guns, firecrackers, a can of spray paint and lighter....
Mice aren't part of the Geneva Convention.
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edited December 2007
I once had mice living in my car. When I would listen to music really loud they would come out. They were very specific about the music they would come out to though. Only worked with Coal Chamber and Devildriver. I left traps out but they wouldn't touch the traps. Anyway one day I'd had enough of them. So one comes out (at this point in time I still think there's only one in the car) right as I'm pulling in to the gas station. I go crazy chasing it throughout the car. But don't catch it.
Then as I'm driving home the fucker has the balls to come out and sit right in the middle of the passanger floormat. So I slowly pull over and roll the window down. I try and grab the mouse but miss. But I'm a patient man, and I know this mouse is ballsy. I wait and the mouse comes back out. This time I successfully grab the mouse chuck him out the window and peel out.
I'm feeling very good about myself, I just got rid of my mouse problem. Then I'm on the road to my house and another mouse comes out. So I pull over and grab the mouse and out the window he goes.
So I pull in to my driveway and park. I am certain that all of the mice are gone now. I look over at the passenger floor mat and... there's another fucking mouse. So I see my dog walking towards my car. I call her over. I then quickly grab the mouse (I'v got the motion down by this point) and throw the mouse right at my dog. Dogs sniffs it and follows it, until the mouse goes under my car. Then the dog just looks at me wagging its tail.
So I go and get my other dog which isn't a complete idiot. Bring her over and point out where the mouse went. Dog immediately finds the mouse and makes quick work of it. I haven't had mouse problems since.
If it hasn't been said already get those traps are a pip with a bend in them.
It is like a 120 degree or 150 degree angle looking thing.
I will try and draw it with text because I'm lazy.
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Kind of like this shape but the second section is less steep. You put food in the raised part and prop the front door up, mouse walks in walks up a very slightly inclined thing to get food, it tips it over so that the other end is raised, and the door drops. It won't hurt him and you can put it out in the yard or where ever.
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edited December 2007
We used to live near a wheat field so we would have mice show up every winter.
We used a snap trap and baited it by sticking a raisin to the bottom of the tab and put peanut butter on the top of the tab.
Those snap traps don't always kill them right away.
Nothing will wake you up in the morning like picking up a trap and finding that little sucker bent in half still alive and kicking.
I once found a dead mouse in an empty Dave's Lemonade bottle. Seems the little bugger was enticed by the smell of disgusting sugar-water, got trapped in there and couldn't get out. It was very effective.
I had mice in my senior year apartment. We saw one every once in a while, especially in the kitchen. My roomie saw one, panicked, and chucked a big bottle of laundry detergent across the room, and the bottle exploded all over. I was designated mice thrower-outer once we laid out the sticky traps. I threw them in the dumpster across the street, still attached to the trap. I was cleaning at the end of the year, and found a bag full of candy full of holes and half eaten. I hate mice.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jibe
you know, one of those crazy expressions that really don't mean anything to the fucking retarded or possibly foreign
you have two options to define yourself with, and i certainly hope it's the latter
Isn't it jib?
jib jibe it's all the same i've seen spelled different ways
but the point is that i've never seen someone question that little bit of phrase so uh yeah i'm a little confused myself
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jib
Jibe is what we do when we agree on shit:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jibe
EDIT: And also they are pronounced differently.
people look so silly when they mispronounce things in public
Yeah, it's cool that I'm right and you're wrong.
I'm throwing a party and you're not invited.
Although I may call you if no one else shows up.
nah dude i was wrong i can accept that
you can have your party and all that
but i am more book learned now so hey that's a good thing
Mice aren't part of the Geneva Convention.
Such a classy movie
Then as I'm driving home the fucker has the balls to come out and sit right in the middle of the passanger floormat. So I slowly pull over and roll the window down. I try and grab the mouse but miss. But I'm a patient man, and I know this mouse is ballsy. I wait and the mouse comes back out. This time I successfully grab the mouse chuck him out the window and peel out.
I'm feeling very good about myself, I just got rid of my mouse problem. Then I'm on the road to my house and another mouse comes out. So I pull over and grab the mouse and out the window he goes.
So I pull in to my driveway and park. I am certain that all of the mice are gone now. I look over at the passenger floor mat and... there's another fucking mouse. So I see my dog walking towards my car. I call her over. I then quickly grab the mouse (I'v got the motion down by this point) and throw the mouse right at my dog. Dogs sniffs it and follows it, until the mouse goes under my car. Then the dog just looks at me wagging its tail.
So I go and get my other dog which isn't a complete idiot. Bring her over and point out where the mouse went. Dog immediately finds the mouse and makes quick work of it. I haven't had mouse problems since.
not exactly quick but humane--hypothermia death is delightful
Or air?
Wait...
It is like a 120 degree or 150 degree angle looking thing.
I will try and draw it with text because I'm lazy.
__/. /
___/
Kind of like this shape but the second section is less steep. You put food in the raised part and prop the front door up, mouse walks in walks up a very slightly inclined thing to get food, it tips it over so that the other end is raised, and the door drops. It won't hurt him and you can put it out in the yard or where ever.
We used a snap trap and baited it by sticking a raisin to the bottom of the tab and put peanut butter on the top of the tab.
Those snap traps don't always kill them right away.
Nothing will wake you up in the morning like picking up a trap and finding that little sucker bent in half still alive and kicking.
i hope nobody found them the hard way
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snap it's neck if you want it dead
Extraordinary takes time