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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I'm gonna show up at your door and sing preach

    Unfortunately... I want to have sex with you... don't know what happened, maybe you lost some weight...?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    normally it is not a problem, but sometimes with a new partner i have a very difficult time finishing. once i break through this problem even once, it never happens again with that person. maybe insecurity/anxiety? idk.

    but when it does happen it is intensely stressful. i know i'm insecure when a girl can't finish. she can say, hey, i'm just not built that way, i usually/never can't, i'm still enjoying myself, it's fun even without climax etc. but the feeling of inadequacy is there, and that's even with the knowledge that many females struggle to finish. men are expected to finish, and often teased for finishing too quickly. so not being able to finish at all as a dude is rough. ime it takes a very confident, self-secure woman for it to not bother them.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    This. Exactly this.

    If I've been going for 20 minutes I don't want to be blue balled.

    And what's worse is that she says she has never orgasmed, ever, so my efforts are all for naught

    Oh

    Oh my

    Lie bot what is the saddest thing.

    I dunno, is she lying to me? Hmmmmm

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TlaYxoOO8

    st vincent is a god

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Ay I got mickey d, I'm over 30 you literally can't stop me.

    I have a very specific set of skills...

    *naps in a sunbeam*

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Ok so

    Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened

    It only occurred to me very recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"

    I have also had this mind shift!

    Ok so we've ascended together from tiny-dim-brain to glowing-brain

    How do we ascend to shining-brain

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    My sexcapades are pretty boring, but recently my wife was dragon breathing me and nearly completely killed the boner.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    When I finish its all like


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrTEvwjdDY



    god this clip is so versatile

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Ok so

    Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened

    It only occurred to me very recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"

    I have also had this mind shift!

    Ok so we've ascended together from tiny-dim-brain to glowing-brain

    How do we ascend to shining-brain

    I think we blame women for all of our problems and join bad subreddits

    Jk, we act sex positive and encourage others to be kind?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Relevant detail from Vikings

    A horny murderous princess has come to ally with an ambitious crafty English king.

    They are doing it and he's like uggggh Yeah I'm done. And she's like man already? I'm not done.

    He's like well I don't know there's anything I can do yo help you out sorry

    Mofucker you got hands and a mouth get to work!

    (instead he sends his three guards in to sleep with her and she's like /shrug okay)

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »

    a friend sent me this and said it's his favorite song of hers. it's good but I wouldn't go that far.

    am fine with God classification though

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Ok so

    Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened

    It only occurred to me very recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"

    I have also had this mind shift!

    Ok so we've ascended together from tiny-dim-brain to glowing-brain

    How do we ascend to shining-brain
    realizing that sex is bad and becoming volcel

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I've seen her and RHCP twice, 2x more than any other band that didn't include a family member

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Here's a puzzle for you, [chat]

    My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?

    You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.

    [chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P

    You tie the left one slightly differently, or

    your gait is slightly different on the left. Do your soles wear evenly on both shoes? Have a look, I bet the left one's wear pattern is slightly different.

    or

    the way you address uneven surfaces (stairs, ground) has a specific pattern that causes uneven stress on the laces, causing the left one to come undone more quickly.

    I do lead with my left going down stairs and ledges, and my brother, my father, and I all have something infamously known as "The Narraway strut" thanks to how our relaxed walking gait looks, true

    But

    Maybe my brain is dying instead??? :P

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    wait that's a lie I saw Nine inch Nails actually 3 times!

    that's fucked up because I've never listened to an album of theirs straight through and RHCP was like all I listened to for a few years there

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    Variable wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »

    a friend sent me this and said it's his favorite song of hers. it's good but I wouldn't go that far.

    am fine with God classification though

    there are too many good songs on her self-titled for me to say that yet, but i think it is definitely my fave from this album

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    Hey fartus maximum.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    My sexcapades are pretty boring, but recently my wife was dragon breathing me and nearly completely killed the boner.

    What now

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Ok so

    Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened

    It only occurred to me very recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"

    I have also had this mind shift!

    Ok so we've ascended together from tiny-dim-brain to glowing-brain

    How do we ascend to shining-brain
    realizing that sex is bad and becoming volcel

    somewhere, without knowing why, scheck has just shed a proud tear

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    It took Bel like 10 years to break down the shit society built in my head about orgasm speed / time to finish

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Honk wrote: »
    Ay I got mickey d, I'm over 30 you literally can't stop me.

    I have a very specific set of skills...

    *naps in a sunbeam*

    I already are it! Lololol reeeeeekt

    PSN: Honkalot
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Ok so

    Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened

    It only occurred to me very recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"

    I have also had this mind shift!

    Ok so we've ascended together from tiny-dim-brain to glowing-brain

    How do we ascend to shining-brain
    realizing that sex is bad and becoming volcel

    somewhere, without knowing why, scheck has just shed a proud tear
    incel magus = galaxy brain

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Here's a puzzle for you, [chat]

    My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?

    You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.

    [chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P
    Do you tie them identically or mirrored or inconsistently?

    I expect you've been keeping logs, so the last two months should suffice. CSV format, preferably.

    If there's one thing I'm known for, it's my fastidious attention to detail and my interest in keeping records accurately

    The government literally pays people to do those things for me, Surfpossum :P

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Somehow, Bowser's chronically anxious and shy sister has become more friendly and social

    She just trotted up to me and licked my nose :3

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    As king Incel of nosex mountain

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Napping in a sunbeam is my skill.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Here's a puzzle for you, [chat]

    My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?

    You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.

    [chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P

    You tie the left one slightly differently, or

    your gait is slightly different on the left. Do your soles wear evenly on both shoes? Have a look, I bet the left one's wear pattern is slightly different.

    or

    the way you address uneven surfaces (stairs, ground) has a specific pattern that causes uneven stress on the laces, causing the left one to come undone more quickly.

    I do lead with my left going down stairs and ledges, and my brother, my father, and I all have something infamously known as "The Narraway strut" thanks to how our relaxed walking gait looks, true

    But

    Maybe my brain is dying instead??? :P

    you take your science and you like it narwhal

    enough with this preposterous brain death theory!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    normally it is not a problem, but sometimes with a new partner i have a very difficult time finishing. once i break through this problem even once, it never happens again with that person. maybe insecurity/anxiety? idk.

    but when it does happen it is intensely stressful. i know i'm insecure when a girl can't finish. she can say, hey, i'm just not built that way, i usually/never can't, i'm still enjoying myself, it's fun even without climax etc. but the feeling of inadequacy is there, and that's even with the knowledge that many females struggle to finish. men are expected to finish, and often teased for finishing too quickly. so not being able to finish at all as a dude is rough. ime it takes a very confident, self-secure woman for it to not bother them.

    followup: one of my funniest and most horrifying sexual memories is being unable to finish with a girl the first time we had sex, both sober, middle of the day, etc. no matter what we try it's not happening for me, and finally she's like ok just jerk off i will encourage u ^_^

    and i do that and get close but she moves her face in towards my dick and as soon as she does my impending orgasm just terminates. totally gone, not gonna happen. and i shrink back and protectively cup my genitals and hiss at her like gollum, DON'T TOUCH IT

    i'll take things my new boyfriend can say to me to make me feel attractive and wanted for $100, alex

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I thought that was a typo

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    The success rate of my partners achieving orgasm has been steadily approaching a moving average of 100% of attempts.

    My own has consistently remained approximately 100% because I'm so good at sex.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Hahahahahahahahahahdhshs god damnit chu

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    Variable wrote: »
    I've seen her and RHCP twice, 2x more than any other band that didn't include a family member

    i think i'll see her again this fall, her last show was great

    my most seen artist is grimes at 3x

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Narwhal your left shoe comes undone because your brain is actually located in your left foot and is therefore heavier, causing each footfall to untie your laces a little bit

    Also the weight of the impact is killing your brain

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    hmm i've seen decemberists three times. guns n roses twice. broken social scene twice. rodrigo y gabriela twice. mika twice.

    i think everyone else is just once.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    The girl I dated over the summer got me into St Vincent

    St Vincent is good

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    You all need me to sing and dance this for you, you crazy

    https://youtu.be/C3_NELleDYc

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Somehow, Bowser's chronically anxious and shy sister has become more friendly and social

    She just trotted up to me and licked my nose :3

    Oh right, these are dogs.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
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    I think we're having leftover turkey chili, smushed into BURRITO FORM AW YIS

    also Lady Raven commanded me to make 'apple crisp' last night, and it turned out to be apple crumble and it was pretty dang great.

    Oh brilliant
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    So It Goes wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    My sexcapades are pretty boring, but recently my wife was dragon breathing me and nearly completely killed the boner.

    What now

    ??
    80l5de5uwy0y.jpg

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