Hostsman Manage Multiple Hosts files from one utility.
PC Decrapifier inventories all the bloatware (HP/Dell Utilities, etc) on a PC based on user-driven feedback and recommendations and removes them sans-uninstallers. Great for cleaning useless shit off out-of-the-box PCs.
Recuva undelete software that restores deleted files, as well as files on damaged or freshly formatted drives. Paid corporate licensing but free for personal use wink wink nudge nudge.
NirSoft has utilities to do nearly anything you want to do from sniffing passwords out of FTP/HTTP/SMTP traffic on your network to editing Outlook NK2 Autocomplete files to retrieving your Windows/Office product key to a nice viewer for BSOD minidump files.
Screen Connect Free Use this to create a free tech support portal for yourself for personal use.
A less involved (and more intuitive) way to decipher windows error codes is to do the following:
1. Surround the device generating the error in a salt circle of standard dimensions.
2. Place an offering in the circle and incant the passage listed on page 23a of the install guide. (Contrary to popular belief, a live sacrifice hasn't been required since the 1998 antitrust lawsuit. Popular alternatives are an offering of a choice food item such as a cookie or a shot of whisky, a printed and then scanned and then faxed copy of a complaint from a user, or a piece of broken printer hardware.)
3. Break the salt circle with a wand of ash.
4. Burn the offering and breathe in the fumes -- the answers should come as a dream the next time you sleep.
I'll check that out tomorrow. That sounds like it's worth every penny.
That's the impression I was getting, but I mean, c'mon...
...guy doesn't read the install guide.
I'm starting to be at peace with this stuff, because I've come to understand that in a way I AM this thread.
Remember that one time I banned myself when heartbleed came out because I kept trying to post here over and over and eventually racked up like 8 points and it banned me?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I thought it was in jobs thread in SE but it might have been in here. Was there someone doing basic user/cybersecurity training for non-IT folk in here a while back? I have some questions for that person.
Also anyone near Herndon, VA and have some decent computer experience want a job supporting the DoD as Tier 3 support on a network scanning tool? I think the position needs a Secret clearance, but the organization may be willing to sponsor one.
If you have server/vm experience that'd be a plus, but honestly at this point I think we're a bit desperate. (Though we need someone who is fairly self-sufficient.
I have enough computer experience to fail my Network+ by 20 points, but I have an active Secret. How much will you pay me?
@Decomposey Well, you'd need the Sec+ 6 months after hiring(Net+ would be a bonus thing really). Pay seems variable? Not sure what your expectations are.
@cog which of the 4 enterprise iDRACs do I want? and should I add a second QP network card?
"iDRAC8 Enterprise, integrated Dell Remote Access Controller, Enterprise". $300 and fucking worth it. You can connect to the console on your iDRAC if the server is powered off, mount an ISO from your laptop at home, and boot the server from the virtual optical drive you mounted it to. It's fucking amazing.
It has its own dedicated port for the iDRAC, so you're not eating a QP NIC port for that.
The single QP is probably enough. You don't need a vMotion dedicated port with a single host, so you designate one port for your ESXi management interface, 3 for VM traffic, and the iDRAC is on dedicated hardware. That's plenty. The other 3 NICs will team through the vswitching so you essentially have a 3 gig nic.
Remember when you create VMs or P to V your current environment or whatever, to use the VMXNet 3 virtual NICs.
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Yeah, you only need 8 ports if you're doing SAN stuff (and that stuff should be on it's own switch if possible).
I was playing around with the dell configurator for funsies.
I'd like to take a moment to appreciate how cool it is that we can get a 1U server with almost 32 TB of SSD storage, 36 cores running 64 threads, a half terrabyte of ram, and quad 10 gig NICs.
I was planning on maybe going to vmotion one day, but maybe I'll just run everything off local storage 5ever rather than invest another 30k in SAN stuff.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I was planning on maybe going to vmotion one day, but maybe I'll just run everything off local storage 5ever rather than invest another 30k in SAN stuff.
When you have one server it's doable, but when you get to multple VHosts you really want to have some kind of common/shared storage. It's way more efficent, and makes moving VM's between hosts way easier.
When you decide to go to two hosts, you'll want three and a SAN. So nice to be able to move everyone, take down a host, patch or fix it or whatever, bring it back up and no one is the wiser.
From what people have told me, moving VMs is no big deal between hosts. Like a 10-15 minute jobber, that's something I can live with to improve my current problem of me never being able to do server maintenance ever.
I'd love to be able to do vMotion and seamless takeover but until I can get my boss to okay another 30k dumped into it that's a pipe dream.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
From what people have told me, moving VMs is no big deal between hosts. Like a 10-15 minute jobber, that's something I can live with to improve my current problem of me never being able to do server maintenance ever.
I'd love to be able to do vMotion and seamless takeover but until I can get my boss to okay another 30k dumped into it that's a pipe dream.
It'd probably be 10-15 minutes *per VM* if you have to move the VHD's. when you get to 10+ VM's that adds up quickly. If the VHD lives on a shared storage medium, then it's seconds per VM.
again, with one host it's fine. But when you want to expand, you'll find that shared storage is a way better option.
From what people have told me, moving VMs is no big deal between hosts. Like a 10-15 minute jobber, that's something I can live with to improve my current problem of me never being able to do server maintenance ever.
I'd love to be able to do vMotion and seamless takeover but until I can get my boss to okay another 30k dumped into it that's a pipe dream.
It'd probably be 10-15 minutes *per VM* if you have to move the VHD's. when you get to 10+ VM's that adds up quickly. If the VHD lives on a shared storage medium, then it's seconds per VM.
again, with one host it's fine. But when you want to expand, you'll find that shared storage is a way better option.
Also you need to have vCenter and vSphere Standard or higher in order to do Storage vMotion. Just using ESXi to move the VHDs around will be a real pain.
I was planning on maybe going to vmotion one day, but maybe I'll just run everything off local storage 5ever rather than invest another 30k in SAN stuff.
By the time you get there you may or may not want to look at multiple SANs and/or hyperconverged storage.
Local storage is fine for small shops.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I was planning on maybe going to vmotion one day, but maybe I'll just run everything off local storage 5ever rather than invest another 30k in SAN stuff.
When you have one server it's doable, but when you get to multple VHosts you really want to have some kind of common/shared storage. It's way more efficent, and makes moving VM's between hosts way easier.
Technically this is why vSAN is a thing, but currently the price tag makes it non-viable for small businesses.
hi, I'm microsoft, I test my code in production, I made the newest version of onedrive spit out infinitely expanding log files
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
you're writing end-user desktop software that is supposedly the highest quality
so like you are assumedly caring about error handling and whatnot
you're writing the bit that writes the error logs
why the fuck does it not check the logfile size?
like in what scenario am I thankful for the 160gb text file, oh yeah this is good information, good thing it all got saved
most people don't even have a application that could open that file
why isn't it coded to write a circular log
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
you're writing end-user desktop software that is supposedly the highest quality
so like you are assumedly caring about error handling and whatnot
you're writing the bit that writes the error logs
why the fuck does it not check the logfile size?
like in what scenario am I thankful for the 160gb text file, oh yeah this is good information, good thing it all got saved
most people don't even have a application that could open that file
why isn't it coded to write a circular log
Because offshoring and inshoring talent saves them billions of dollars so you don't get true common sense, but rather, cheaper labor (though still at a premium because microsoft).
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
you're writing end-user desktop software that is supposedly the highest quality
so like you are assumedly caring about error handling and whatnot
you're writing the bit that writes the error logs
why the fuck does it not check the logfile size?
like in what scenario am I thankful for the 160gb text file, oh yeah this is good information, good thing it all got saved
most people don't even have a application that could open that file
Speaking of stupid shit with log files, did you know that if any Windows Component-Based Servicing log file (C:\windows\logs\CBS\) gets over 2 GB, say from a failed windows update, when TrustedInstaller goes to turn it into a .cab file for archiving, that makecab.exe chokes and will leave behind a 100MB cab file in the C:\windows\temp\ directory. And it will keep creating those 100MB files every time it runs until the drive fills up.
Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
Speaking of stupid shit with log files, did you know that if any Windows Component-Based Servicing log file (C:\windows\logs\CBS\) gets over 2 GB, say from a failed windows update, when TrustedInstaller goes to turn it into a .cab file for archiving, that makecab.exe chokes and will leave behind a 100MB cab file in the C:\windows\temp\ directory. And it will keep creating those 100MB files every time it runs until the drive fills up.
oh I know
I know that very well
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
you're writing end-user desktop software that is supposedly the highest quality
so like you are assumedly caring about error handling and whatnot
you're writing the bit that writes the error logs
why the fuck does it not check the logfile size?
like in what scenario am I thankful for the 160gb text file, oh yeah this is good information, good thing it all got saved
most people don't even have a application that could open that file
why isn't it coded to write a circular log
Sophos, are you fucking reading this?
Because God fucking dammit Sophos
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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It keeps me sane after I have to deal with users.
Windows error codes are numbers, they can either be spat out in base10 or hex.
Enjoy your new, human friendly, error message.
The first half corresponds to the source of the message, the latter the actual error
Hooray!
1. Surround the device generating the error in a salt circle of standard dimensions.
2. Place an offering in the circle and incant the passage listed on page 23a of the install guide. (Contrary to popular belief, a live sacrifice hasn't been required since the 1998 antitrust lawsuit. Popular alternatives are an offering of a choice food item such as a cookie or a shot of whisky, a printed and then scanned and then faxed copy of a complaint from a user, or a piece of broken printer hardware.)
3. Break the salt circle with a wand of ash.
4. Burn the offering and breathe in the fumes -- the answers should come as a dream the next time you sleep.
Tough
XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
He finally read the install guide!
XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
Remember that one time I banned myself when heartbleed came out because I kept trying to post here over and over and eventually racked up like 8 points and it banned me?
I'm ready for deer.
@Decomposey Well, you'd need the Sec+ 6 months after hiring(Net+ would be a bonus thing really). Pay seems variable? Not sure what your expectations are.
"iDRAC8 Enterprise, integrated Dell Remote Access Controller, Enterprise". $300 and fucking worth it. You can connect to the console on your iDRAC if the server is powered off, mount an ISO from your laptop at home, and boot the server from the virtual optical drive you mounted it to. It's fucking amazing.
It has its own dedicated port for the iDRAC, so you're not eating a QP NIC port for that.
The single QP is probably enough. You don't need a vMotion dedicated port with a single host, so you designate one port for your ESXi management interface, 3 for VM traffic, and the iDRAC is on dedicated hardware. That's plenty. The other 3 NICs will team through the vswitching so you essentially have a 3 gig nic.
Remember when you create VMs or P to V your current environment or whatever, to use the VMXNet 3 virtual NICs.
This is a clickable link to my Steam Profile.
EDIT: Plus you can get 10 gig copper now.
I'd like to take a moment to appreciate how cool it is that we can get a 1U server with almost 32 TB of SSD storage, 36 cores running 64 threads, a half terrabyte of ram, and quad 10 gig NICs.
I was pretty devastated when she told me that Thursday is tomorrow, not today.
When you have one server it's doable, but when you get to multple VHosts you really want to have some kind of common/shared storage. It's way more efficent, and makes moving VM's between hosts way easier.
I'd love to be able to do vMotion and seamless takeover but until I can get my boss to okay another 30k dumped into it that's a pipe dream.
It'd probably be 10-15 minutes *per VM* if you have to move the VHD's. when you get to 10+ VM's that adds up quickly. If the VHD lives on a shared storage medium, then it's seconds per VM.
again, with one host it's fine. But when you want to expand, you'll find that shared storage is a way better option.
They did a full conversion of test databases and it only took a spritely 12 hours to run through 40 gigabytes of report databases.
Now it was brought to their attention that there are several clients with half a terabyte of data.
This is a clickable link to my Steam Profile.
By the time you get there you may or may not want to look at multiple SANs and/or hyperconverged storage.
Local storage is fine for small shops.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
http://isitthursday.org
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I really needed that a couple hours ago.
Technically this is why vSAN is a thing, but currently the price tag makes it non-viable for small businesses.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
you're writing end-user desktop software that is supposedly the highest quality
so like you are assumedly caring about error handling and whatnot
you're writing the bit that writes the error logs
why the fuck does it not check the logfile size?
like in what scenario am I thankful for the 160gb text file, oh yeah this is good information, good thing it all got saved
most people don't even have a application that could open that file
why isn't it coded to write a circular log
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Because offshoring and inshoring talent saves them billions of dollars so you don't get true common sense, but rather, cheaper labor (though still at a premium because microsoft).
@Cog
I sold him on almost 100% more thread/core count.
Jesus fucking christ dude
Send them a two word email:
"Log levels."
oh I know
I know that very well
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Sophos, are you fucking reading this?
Because God fucking dammit Sophos
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Nice thing is, with EVC mode you don't have to worry too much about matching hardware anymore when you add hosts down the line.