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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    watching LA Confidential because I am great

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i definitely create this problem, my standard chipotle burrito is chicken and steak, half scoop of white rice, pinto beans, corn salsa, pico, sour cream, half serving of cheese

    i invite the mush, i am responsible

    white rice, black beans, barbacoa, fajita veggies, salsa, guac.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I will poop on company time.

    I only poop on company time unless it’s the weekend.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wish getting blinding rage angry and yelling at coworkers wasn't so god damned cathartic because it's not like i feel bad about doing it but i know it's a bad thing to do so i'm trying to not do it

    but it's super fucking effective at getting them to stop being stupid

    If everyone wasn't such a fucking idiot it wouldn't be a problem.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    R rated who framed roger rabbit style movie with puppets instead of cartoons starring melissa mccarthy. Close.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I will poop on company time.

    we have one toilet for 50 men, the women's restroom has 3 toilets for the 2 women that work here but a customer who was on a warehouse visit complained that men were using the women's bathroom so we're not allowed to use that anymore

    yesterday I sat in break for 25 minutes waiting to poop, and I will continue to do so

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Breath of he Wild is a really good video game

    Will the next Zelda game be able to top it? Will any future Zelda game? At some point, Nintendo is going to reach peak Zelda.

    I imagine they’d have to do something as different from BotW as BotW is from other Zeldas, but I have no idea.

    I had gotten stuck at a stupid part months ago and then picked it back up. Now I’ve done three of the divine beasts and have just been kind of wandering around doing stuff and it’s so great.

    My biggest complaint is that I’m afraid there’s so much that I’m missing.

    You probably are missing stuff, but that stuff is korok seeds so whatever. Talk to people at inns and get quests and stuff when you can. Investigate anything that looks interesting!

    I need to get back to my master mode playthrough. I never actually beat the last boss, I didn't want to finish before I felt like i was done with the open world.

    Also Nintendo I will buy two copies and subscribe to your dumb online service if you do a Breath of the Wild style game in Link to the Past's world. And make the dungeons better.

    Oh my other complaint is that cooking is kind of dumb and I wish I could just hit a “repeat recipe” button.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    At a sushi place when they make those crazy enormous sloppy rolls designed to appeal to Americans? Awesome!

    Burritos with names or filling list that draw my attention? Always the worst ones but still get me.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    ur dumb

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wish getting blinding rage angry and yelling at coworkers wasn't so god damned cathartic because it's not like i feel bad about doing it but i know it's a bad thing to do so i'm trying to not do it

    but it's super fucking effective at getting them to stop being stupid

    I find passive aggressive backhanded thinly veiled derision works well.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    watching LA Confidential because I am great

    Just try not think about Kevin Spacey.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Burritos I make are basically 80% beef, 20% beans and vegetables, 50% cheese

    Fuck rice in a burrito

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i definitely create this problem, my standard chipotle burrito is chicken and steak, half scoop of white rice, pinto beans, corn salsa, pico, sour cream, half serving of cheese

    i invite the mush, i am responsible

    I know it's authentic or whatever but I do not see the point of rice in a burrito

    it's literally just filler

    Filler in food can be good.

    Couscous on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    can i come forward with a dark, terrible confession

    i don't think i really love burritos

    what a useless sentence i will now try and clarify: burritos taste good, they're reasonably priced, they're filling, you get a variety of flavors and textures. but most burritos are too busy and too indistinct with those flavors all mashed together. i like burritos and in a perfect world would probably eat them at least a couple times a month. but while i can say a burrito was satisfying, and hit the spot, i basically never say it was an amazing thing to eat in the same way as a great, memorable meal

    tell me how much of a piece of shit this makes me

    You are wrong.

    But that probably isn't new.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i definitely create this problem, my standard chipotle burrito is chicken and steak, half scoop of white rice, pinto beans, corn salsa, pico, sour cream, half serving of cheese

    i invite the mush, i am responsible

    I know it's authentic or whatever but I do not see the point of rice in a burrito

    it's literally just filler

    when I make a good burrito I am blasting myself in the face with flavour

    it's strong on stronger on strongest flavour

    there is no space here for filler

    even the cheese is on thin ice because I'm not sure it's pulling its weight

    Abdhyius on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wish getting blinding rage angry and yelling at coworkers wasn't so god damned cathartic because it's not like i feel bad about doing it but i know it's a bad thing to do so i'm trying to not do it

    but it's super fucking effective at getting them to stop being stupid

    I find passive aggressive backhanded thinly veiled derision works well.

    I've tried constructive criticism and writing up documentation, but passive aggressive comments to their coworkers when they're in earshot seems to work the best.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    to answer your question yesterday Variable yes we saw Viggo Russian mob murderfest together

    @nexuscrawler awesome! I was worried you missed my question or forgot whether we did but I was pretty sure.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Filler can help add good texture.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    can i come forward with a dark, terrible confession

    i don't think i really love burritos

    what a useless sentence i will now try and clarify: burritos taste good, they're reasonably priced, they're filling, you get a variety of flavors and textures. but most burritos are too busy and too indistinct with those flavors all mashed together. i like burritos and in a perfect world would probably eat them at least a couple times a month. but while i can say a burrito was satisfying, and hit the spot, i basically never say it was an amazing thing to eat in the same way as a great, memorable meal

    tell me how much of a piece of shit this makes me

    DK was bewildered and possibly appalled at the simplicity and Spartan minimalism of the burrito I got at the place he took us. I fucking loved it and I like to think he was holding back a chapelle encyclopedia reaction.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    can i come forward with a dark, terrible confession

    i don't think i really love burritos

    what a useless sentence i will now try and clarify: burritos taste good, they're reasonably priced, they're filling, you get a variety of flavors and textures. but most burritos are too busy and too indistinct with those flavors all mashed together. i like burritos and in a perfect world would probably eat them at least a couple times a month. but while i can say a burrito was satisfying, and hit the spot, i basically never say it was an amazing thing to eat in the same way as a great, memorable meal

    tell me how much of a piece of shit this makes me

    You are wrong.

    But that probably isn't new.

    i am actually a pretty good and thoughtful person who is right about many things

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Filler can help add good texture.

    And rice is tasty.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    watching LA Confidential because I am great

    Just try not think about Kevin Spacey.

    I have no issues with that, personally

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    The greatest trick Chipotle ever pulled was somehow convincing the world that a 1400 calorie burrito is somehow healthy.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wish getting blinding rage angry and yelling at coworkers wasn't so god damned cathartic because it's not like i feel bad about doing it but i know it's a bad thing to do so i'm trying to not do it

    but it's super fucking effective at getting them to stop being stupid

    I find passive aggressive backhanded thinly veiled derision works well.

    I've tried constructive criticism and writing up documentation, but passive aggressive comments to their coworkers when they're in earshot seems to work the best.

    Jeff is the best! When he goes on a rampage everyone comes to me and I get to look good in comparison. Oh hi Jeff!

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Best burrito to me are good breakfast burritos.

    Eggs with cheese, green chiles, and onions. Cooked with a little bit of green chili in the eggs but not enough to ruin the texture. Wrapped in a fresh tortilla. Covered in cheese. Broiled to melt the cheese. Then smothered in green chili.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wish getting blinding rage angry and yelling at coworkers wasn't so god damned cathartic because it's not like i feel bad about doing it but i know it's a bad thing to do so i'm trying to not do it

    but it's super fucking effective at getting them to stop being stupid

    I find passive aggressive backhanded thinly veiled derision works well.

    that's how everyone acts here

    i can't stand that shit

    say what you are gonna say

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Rice

    Is good

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    I am watching Blue is the warmest colour

    Adèle Exarchopoulos has the best kind of brown eyes there are

    like you normally don't think of "colourful" when you think brown eyes but then you look at eyes like that and you're like, oh, dang

    EDIT: also, what a stupidly awesome surname

    Abdhyius on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wish getting blinding rage angry and yelling at coworkers wasn't so god damned cathartic because it's not like i feel bad about doing it but i know it's a bad thing to do so i'm trying to not do it

    but it's super fucking effective at getting them to stop being stupid

    I find passive aggressive backhanded thinly veiled derision works well.

    I've tried constructive criticism and writing up documentation, but passive aggressive comments to their coworkers when they're in earshot seems to work the best.

    Jeff is the best! When he goes on a rampage everyone comes to me and I get to look good in comparison. Oh hi Jeff!

    i have the unique privilege of there being no one to turn to

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wish getting blinding rage angry and yelling at coworkers wasn't so god damned cathartic because it's not like i feel bad about doing it but i know it's a bad thing to do so i'm trying to not do it

    but it's super fucking effective at getting them to stop being stupid

    I find passive aggressive backhanded thinly veiled derision works well.

    that's how everyone acts here

    i can't stand that shit

    say what you are gonna say

    Right? Like so you're the fourth best person with a c in their name, you need to own that.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Work boners are the worst....

    KH3 Gameplay (spoiled for being gameplay)

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    bowen wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wish getting blinding rage angry and yelling at coworkers wasn't so god damned cathartic because it's not like i feel bad about doing it but i know it's a bad thing to do so i'm trying to not do it

    but it's super fucking effective at getting them to stop being stupid

    I find passive aggressive backhanded thinly veiled derision works well.

    I've tried constructive criticism and writing up documentation, but passive aggressive comments to their coworkers when they're in earshot seems to work the best.

    100%

    The art is to make them feel bad for what they are doing seemingly on their own. If you direct the criticism directly at them they dig in and get defensive. If they come to the conclusion they are bad on their own they are more likely to change it.

    Sleep on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    everyone in colorado sits on the floor and puts their legs up on an ottoman and contorts and cums in their own mouth over green chili.

    i like it, it's ok. it's not even in the same league as red chili tho

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
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    CNN is absolutely savage.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    everyone in colorado sits on the floor and puts their legs up on an ottoman and contorts and cums in their own mouth over green chili.

    i like it, it's ok. it's not even in the same league as red chili tho

    Again, you are wrong. The pattern continues.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I am going to Boston this weekend and need dining suggestions.

    I am adventurous when it comes to food and I'm from Los Angeles.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    everyone in colorado sits on the floor and puts their legs up on an ottoman and contorts and cums in their own mouth over green chili.

    i like it, it's ok. it's not even in the same league as red chili tho

    Again, you are wrong. The pattern continues.

    i challenge you to a torah recitation at 3p once the bell rings

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    I am going to Boston this weekend and need dining suggestions.

    I am adventurous when it comes to food and I'm from Los Angeles.

    Where in Boston you going?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    everyone in colorado sits on the floor and puts their legs up on an ottoman and contorts and cums in their own mouth over green chili.

    i like it, it's ok. it's not even in the same league as red chili tho

    Again, you are wrong. The pattern continues.

    i challenge you to a torah recitation at 3p once the bell rings

    You are cheating, you grew up speaking Hebrew.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    can i come forward with a dark, terrible confession

    i don't think i really love burritos

    what a useless sentence i will now try and clarify: burritos taste good, they're reasonably priced, they're filling, you get a variety of flavors and textures. but most burritos are too busy and too indistinct with those flavors all mashed together. i like burritos and in a perfect world would probably eat them at least a couple times a month. but while i can say a burrito was satisfying, and hit the spot, i basically never say it was an amazing thing to eat in the same way as a great, memorable meal

    tell me how much of a piece of shit this makes me

    You are wrong.

    But that probably isn't new.

    i am actually a pretty good and thoughtful person who is right about many things

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