MalReynoldsThe Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicinesRegistered Userregular
edited June 2018
Edit: I'll figure this out later.
MalReynolds on
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
0
Options
MayabirdPecking at the keyboardRegistered Userregular
And also poofy birdies, from one of the few non-evil Twitter bots
Posts
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
Dynablade
You want me to push my head against this thing like some sort of peasant?
Snakes are fucking adorable.
Or sorry, in snugglehug parlance:
Sneks are h*ckin cute
You know a noodle has had enough water when it goes from brittle to squishy.
The floof is out there:
ooo-wee-ooooh!
This is my favorite genre of video.
Thank you for existing.
cat stacks
Steam: YOU FACE JARAXXUS| Twitch.tv: CainLoveless
And she loved kitties!
https://youtu.be/i9HbIf0Wms0
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
I like hognose snakes because they're so theatrical. Watch this little fella keep playing dead despite someone interrupting the performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqjW4VM1xdE
"So ded. Very ded. Deder than ded. Blehhhhh."
Sign him up for Real Madrid. He's a natural.