why is it always bulldogs on skateboards, does that breed specifically like them?
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minor incidentexpert in a dying fieldnjRegistered Userregular
Generations of inbreeding that have led to severe respiratory issues, weak joints, and a proclivity for various cancers, but those dogs can fuckin' shred.
It's the universe balancing itself.
Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
My mother's dog would pick up the pan and throw it at you if he was mad and hungry otherwise he would bring it to you and place it in your hands or lap but there were other ways he would get your attention if he wanted water or food
Once he wanted water he did the pan in your hand thing I asked him what he did it again I said what
He took it and threw it in the metal tub making a racket I asked him what? He threw the pan at me I said what he came over raised a paw and left a scar on my left wrist because I annoyed him that much that day
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Werewolf2000adSuckers, I know exactly what went wrong.Registered Userregular
See if you can make him a place up high to perch so he can survey the land. Cats are tree dwellers by nature and will acclimate better if you accommodate them.
Part 1: "ah geddit away it's big"
"haha we're playing i lub you"
Part 2: "...you're not so bad"
"sorry did you say something i was eating"
Part 3: "Having a giant stupid fur thing for protection might be a good idea."
"haha yeah do you know one?"
Part 4: "zzz"
"can't play now boss he's sleepin' "
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Werewolf2000adSuckers, I know exactly what went wrong.Registered Userregular
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It's the universe balancing itself.
Tillman reincarnated?
My mother's dog would pick up the pan and throw it at you if he was mad and hungry otherwise he would bring it to you and place it in your hands or lap but there were other ways he would get your attention if he wanted water or food
Once he wanted water he did the pan in your hand thing I asked him what he did it again I said what
He took it and threw it in the metal tub making a racket I asked him what? He threw the pan at me I said what he came over raised a paw and left a scar on my left wrist because I annoyed him that much that day
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
The lady in the background is speaking Japanese and basically says "Get your bowl" when he starts barking
And so he got that bowl, here's your fuckin bowl lady now FEED ME
I was once it in a power struggle between two dogs
"Oh! Oh, you're... home early. I just, uh... Yes, that is "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger on the stereo, yes..."
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
DID SOMEONE SAY MICE!?
Nice.
Now he's... scared and hiding under my bed.
I gotta find his banana toy and bring it over here to make sure has some more familiar objects until we get his cat tree moved.
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Part 1: "ah geddit away it's big"
"haha we're playing i lub you"
Part 2: "...you're not so bad"
"sorry did you say something i was eating"
Part 3: "Having a giant stupid fur thing for protection might be a good idea."
"haha yeah do you know one?"
Part 4: "zzz"
"can't play now boss he's sleepin' "
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
Never mind.
"Now carry me instead."
Collect 'em all.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
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I uhhh think you just scratched?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.