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[Heroes of the Storm 2.0] my memes have transcended dreams

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Dibby wrote: »
    Oh dear. Bam convinced Mewn to do some TL, and now he's drunk and has made somewhere in the $1.5k-2k range and thinking about relapsing.

    Of-fucking-course he is, he always does this. This is his thing! He plays HotS, is fine for a while, gets omega salty, sodium overloads and says that he's "quitting". Streams other stuff, his viewership suffers greatly, realizes he has to stream HotS because no one will watch him otherwise.

    Comes back, is fine for a while, gets omega salty................

    The gaps are pretty consistently getting longer, which is something. TL memeing is also a far cry from actually grinding HL again.

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    BeefjerkyBeefjerky Registered User regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    Beefjerky wrote: »
    Just throwing this out there, I lurk a lot around the forums, if anyone wants another body for qm and you see me hanging around the chat feel free so send a party invite.

    Also concerning Valeera, I hardly see her in qm but she is one of my favorite heroes. I don't know if my playstyle with her is just different then the norm but I do quite well with her. Although to be honest it took until level 5 when I started to not be total garbage with her.

    Same name in bnet?

    Yeah it will be the same. bnet uses numbers after I don't recall what mine is but I hang out in the channel whenever I play. I gotta say playing qm solo can be brutal much of the time. Having just 1 more person who isn't terrible can make all the difference. I find if you can have at least 2 who know how to soak it can balance the people who want to manfight or dive poorly, at least to a degree anyways.

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
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    General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular

    How long before buying gems gets us a crab that's made out of stars? A year, year and a half?

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    Wait, what's the difference between the elemental crab and the non-elemental crab?


    One is for GM, or some other tier?

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    JookieJookie Registered User regular
    Elemental Crab needs five tints so premade teams can summon Crabtain Planet.

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    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    edited September 2018

    i fucking told myself i was done slingin' ranked

    that i was out of the game for good

    and then bossman blizzard has to fuckin' pull me rIGHT BACK IN WITH THIS SHIT

    shit, man. this life is gonna kill me one day.

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Just do 10 solo team league games and don’t give a shit.

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    Undead MonkeyUndead Monkey Anchorage, AKRegistered User regular
    Haven't felt the need to push for the ranked mount since the raptor.

    Definitely going all in for crab-daddy.

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    MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Crab mount better walk sideways or I’m out. And you have to reach Plat for it? Wow, fuck me I guess.

    Looks like I’ll have to play Team League if I want it.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular

    Ok someone play team league with me for this

    Dover let's do it

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular

    and my axe!

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    MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    and my axe!

    Zul’Jin Mmmig confirmed.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »

    Ok someone play team league with me for this

    Dover let's do it

    Soon you can play Team League solo. It's in the PTR now.

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    WingedWeaselWingedWeasel Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Dibby wrote: »

    i fucking told myself i was done slingin' ranked

    that i was out of the game for good

    and then bossman blizzard has to fuckin' pull me rIGHT BACK IN WITH THIS SHIT

    shit, man. this life is gonna kill me one day.

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    Edit: wait, when does the solo queue team league go into effect vs this new mount?

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    MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Earlier this week I convinced my Ranked team to go 5 dive. Surprisingly they all got on board with the idea. Ended up with Tyrael, Kerrigan, Genji, Kharazim, and Greymane. It was glorious.

    I hope our TL group will give it a shot sometime.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Dibby wrote: »

    i fucking told myself i was done slingin' ranked

    that i was out of the game for good

    and then bossman blizzard has to fuckin' pull me rIGHT BACK IN WITH THIS SHIT

    shit, man. this life is gonna kill me one day.

    Godfather.gif

    Edit: wait, when does the solo queue team league go into effect vs this new mount?

    The season ends in months, mid-December. SoloQueue TL is in PTR now, so it really seems like we should get that live in a week or two, giving you plenty of time. It may even go live at the same time as when the season starts.

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    Earlier this week I convinced my Ranked team to go 5 dive. Surprisingly they all got on board with the idea. Ended up with Tyrael, Kerrigan, Genji, Kharazim, and Greymane. It was glorious.

    I hope our TL group will give it a shot sometime.

    No Butcher?
    :(

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    Wait, what's the difference between the elemental crab and the non-elemental crab?


    One is for GM, or some other tier?

    Elemental crab is for Master tier and above.

    Regular crab is for everyone else.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    kime wrote: »
    Dibby wrote: »

    i fucking told myself i was done slingin' ranked

    that i was out of the game for good

    and then bossman blizzard has to fuckin' pull me rIGHT BACK IN WITH THIS SHIT

    shit, man. this life is gonna kill me one day.

    Godfather.gif

    Edit: wait, when does the solo queue team league go into effect vs this new mount?

    The season ends in months, mid-December. SoloQueue TL is in PTR now, so it really seems like we should get that live in a week or two, giving you plenty of time. It may even go live at the same time as when the season starts.

    The season ends on the 25th.

    But the new season with the crab mounts end in December, yes.

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    Well, that sucks.


    Regular crab is for plat and up only though, like Dover said?
    Or everyone who ranks?

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    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
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    so that's how my afternoon is going how bout y'all

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    Undead MonkeyUndead Monkey Anchorage, AKRegistered User regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    Well, that sucks.


    Regular crab is for plat and up only though, like Dover said?
    Or everyone who ranks?

    Plat and up in hero league, every rank (bronze and up) in team league.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    Well, that sucks.


    Regular crab is for plat and up only though, like Dover said?
    Or everyone who ranks?

    Plat and up in hero league, every rank (bronze and up) in team league.

    That’s gonna be really weird next season what with being able to solo queue for team league.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Dibby wrote: »

    i fucking told myself i was done slingin' ranked

    that i was out of the game for good

    and then bossman blizzard has to fuckin' pull me rIGHT BACK IN WITH THIS SHIT

    shit, man. this life is gonna kill me one day.

    Godfather.gif

    Edit: wait, when does the solo queue team league go into effect vs this new mount?

    The season ends in months, mid-December. SoloQueue TL is in PTR now, so it really seems like we should get that live in a week or two, giving you plenty of time. It may even go live at the same time as when the season starts.

    The season ends on the 25th.

    But the new season with the crab mounts end in December, yes.

    The question was about the crab season! hmph

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    Well, that sucks.


    Regular crab is for plat and up only though, like Dover said?
    Or everyone who ranks?

    Plat and up in hero league, every rank (bronze and up) in team league.

    Oh that's cool!

    So basically anyone can get the elemental one as long as they just place.

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    finnithfinnith ... TorontoRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Dibby wrote: »

    i fucking told myself i was done slingin' ranked

    that i was out of the game for good

    and then bossman blizzard has to fuckin' pull me rIGHT BACK IN WITH THIS SHIT

    shit, man. this life is gonna kill me one day.

    Godfather.gif

    Edit: wait, when does the solo queue team league go into effect vs this new mount?

    The season ends in months, mid-December. SoloQueue TL is in PTR now, so it really seems like we should get that live in a week or two, giving you plenty of time. It may even go live at the same time as when the season starts.

    The season ends on the 25th.

    But the new season with the crab mounts end in December, yes.

    The question was about the crab season! hmph

    Duck season!

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    ah weird you picked chromie

    (that shit sucks, i just mute those people. this week i had a guy who just instantly flew off the handle, told us all to kill ourselves after gates opened and was basically afk in lane. thankfully everyone else was cool though and we still managed to have a game)

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    Undead MonkeyUndead Monkey Anchorage, AKRegistered User regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    Well, that sucks.


    Regular crab is for plat and up only though, like Dover said?
    Or everyone who ranks?

    Plat and up in hero league, every rank (bronze and up) in team league.

    That’s gonna be really weird next season what with being able to solo queue for team league.

    Yeah, I thought about that, too. We'll see.

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Thought this was interesting: someone did a test in Fortnite and determined that the time of day affects the quality of the other players in your game.

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    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
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    i also had this game today, wherein our arthas was typing in capslock the entire time (and not the dibby kind), yelling at us and cursing at us and insulting us and being racist, all in broken english

    and then murky got into a pissing match with him and was also being racist

    our tyrande ragequit halfway through, i don't blame her tbh

    which just left me and meph.


    what sort of fucking shadow realm did i land myself into today, holy moly



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    Knight_ wrote: »
    ah weird you picked chromie

    (that shit sucks, i just mute those people. this week i had a guy who just instantly flew off the handle, told us all to kill ourselves after gates opened and was basically afk in lane. thankfully everyone else was cool though and we still managed to have a game)

    yeah i wanted to try out her buffs

    i think she's a bit better off now. still adjusting to her new playstyle. W almost never lands now. maybe sometimes in hectic teamfights. but the bronze talons buff is pretty significant. draconic barrage gives you some pretty insane damage output now. slowing sands seems like probably the way to go, it's even harder to get temporal value seems like

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    fortyforty Registered User regular
    So you can solo queue for Team League now, but you still get the mount at any TL rank but only Plat+ HL rank? Expect a ton of terrible TL solo queuers just passing through to get the easy mount. Then expect Blizzard realizing this too late and changing it next season?

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Protip: just use chromie's W for wave clear, it's actually good for it

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Knight_ wrote: »
    Just do 10 solo team league games and don’t give a shit.

    That's what I do every season.

    Sometimes you get lucky and get a good group who are all in it for the same reason. Last time we were like "Ok, the plan is Cho'gall, every game. No matter what. Let's do this!"

    Was good times.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    So you can solo queue for Team League now, but you still get the mount at any TL rank but only Plat+ HL rank? Expect a ton of terrible TL solo queuers just passing through to get the easy mount. Then expect Blizzard realizing this too late and changing it next season?

    People literally do that right now. Have for the entire existence of season rewards. In droves.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Thought this was interesting: someone did a test in Fortnite and determined that the time of day affects the quality of the other players in your game.

    Yeah, I could have told you this. Match quality is HIGHLY variable across time-of-day in this game.

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    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    Protip: just use chromie's W for wave clear, it's actually good for it

    aha, i got it

    chromie's W is now pufferfish

    i understand perfectly

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Thought this was interesting: someone did a test in Fortnite and determined that the time of day affects the quality of the other players in your game.

    Yeah, I could have told you this. Match quality is HIGHLY variable across time-of-day in this game.

    Anecdotally, sure, but having actual data is a step up there. I've said ccg draft modes are way easier at 1-4am EST because that's when my most success was, but that's a sample size of like 10.

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    General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    So you can solo queue for Team League now, but you still get the mount at any TL rank but only Plat+ HL rank? Expect a ton of terrible TL solo queuers just passing through to get the easy mount. Then expect Blizzard realizing this too late and changing it next season?

    I don't even play ranked matches, and even I know that you wait a few days to do your placement matches so that the people phoning it in to get participation rewards can work themselves through the system.

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    So you can solo queue for Team League now, but you still get the mount at any TL rank but only Plat+ HL rank? Expect a ton of terrible TL solo queuers just passing through to get the easy mount. Then expect Blizzard realizing this too late and changing it next season?

    Yeah I dunno what they were thinking here. They open up TL for solo players who are more serious about finding a team... And then they create a strong incentive for everybody to just jump in and crap out 10 TL games, doesn't matter how you perform? What kind of first impression is that?

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