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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I'm going to belabor this argument until EM cries 'uncle.'

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    See that? That's a dad joke.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Too Human was fine nothing more or less

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    everyone too old to post to tiktok is now grandma/grandpa/grandparent

    problem solved

    Psn:wazukki
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm going to belabor this argument until EM cries 'uncle.'
    I'm sure this sort of phrasing was sort of grandfathered in by culture and society.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    wazilla wrote: »
    everyone too old to post to tiktok sell their personal data to the Chinese is now grandma/grandpa/grandparent

    problem solved

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    guys calling each other grandma or grandpa seem interchangeable, in that gender is not too relevant. maybe a guy called grandma was baking cookies but the guy farting cauliflower clouds was called grandpa, with lots of overlap in the middle (e.g.: being shocked by offensive media, being physically unfit, being tech illiterate)

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    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Draaaaafts I am deleting a draft

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i thought they were ordered by the courts to bury every copy of too human in a new mexico landfill

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm going to belabor this argument until EM cries 'uncle.'
    I'm sure this sort of phrasing was sort of grandfathered in by culture and society.

    Is there even any explanation for that idiom?

    Were uncles once known for their skills in... surrending?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Baked rigatoni for dinner. Started late because I had to go shopping. But oh god I want it now.

    Homemade meatballs are soooooooooooooooooo good and worth the wait.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i thought they were ordered by the courts to bury every copy of too human in a new mexico landfill

    Well I assume Microsoft and Epic worked something out especially since its free.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    guys calling each other grandma or grandpa seem interchangeable, in that gender is not too relevant. maybe a guy called grandma was baking cookies but the guy farting cauliflower clouds was called grandpa, with lots of overlap in the middle (e.g.: being shocked by offensive media, being physical unfit)
    What's funny is that great-grandma or great-grandfather is rarely, if ever, used as an insult. It's too many syllables or generations or something.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    "Nobody quits like an uncle," we'd say, then head down to the local chemist shop and get a phosphate and a pack of baseball cards, and it cost a nickel.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    i'm not grandpa!

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Aioua wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm going to belabor this argument until EM cries 'uncle.'
    I'm sure this sort of phrasing was sort of grandfathered in by culture and society.

    Is there even any explanation for that idiom?

    Were uncles once known for their skills in... surrending?

    http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-say1.htm

    Apparently, it's quite apocryphal. Fascinating.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Keanu already has a Payday 2 model.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I am a little displeased at calling all old women "grandma" even when they are e.g. celebrities who specifically decided not to be mothers and publicly discussed it

    We should be careful about even incidentally defining women by their reproductive labour

    What about "auntie"?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I just arrived and have no idea what we're talking about

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    guys calling each other grandma or grandpa seem interchangeable, in that gender is not too relevant. maybe a guy called grandma was baking cookies but the guy farting cauliflower clouds was called grandpa, with lots of overlap in the middle (e.g.: being shocked by offensive media, being physical unfit)
    What's funny is that great-grandma or great-grandfather is rarely, if ever, used as an insult. It's too many syllables or generations or something.
    I think it's probably due to most everyone having met their grandparents, but very few people having met their great grandparents. Thus, there's not as much of a cultural concept of what great grandparents are like as there is of regular grandparents.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    tyrannus wrote: »
    i'm not grandpa!

    There, there, gramps. Take your meds.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    everyone too old to post to tiktok sell their personal data to the Chinese is now grandma/grandpa/grandparent

    problem solved

    If they're buying and somehow don't already have mine I'm up for it

    Psn:wazukki
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I am a little displeased at calling all old women "grandma" even when they are e.g. celebrities who specifically decided not to be mothers and publicly discussed it

    We should be careful about even incidentally defining women by their reproductive labour

    yes yes yes
    I feel the same way but couldn't quite articulate why

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    I just arrived and have no idea what we're talking about

    Say uncle you goat communist! Say it!!

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm going to belabor this argument until EM cries 'uncle.'
    I'm sure this sort of phrasing was sort of grandfathered in by culture and society.

    Is there even any explanation for that idiom?

    Were uncles once known for their skills in... surrending?

    http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-say1.htm

    Apparently, it's quite apocryphal. Fascinating.

    Oh my God it's just a meme from the 1880s.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2019
    Aioua wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm going to belabor this argument until EM cries 'uncle.'
    I'm sure this sort of phrasing was sort of grandfathered in by culture and society.

    Is there even any explanation for that idiom?

    Were uncles once known for their skills in... surrending?

    http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-say1.htm

    Apparently, it's quite apocryphal. Fascinating.

    Oh my God it's just a meme from the 1880s.
    Imagine memes so old that the origin is forgotten forever...

    In a century, people will carve glyphs that look like a runic Loss.jpg and not know why.

    flat,550x550,075,f.u1.jpg

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I just arrived and have no idea what we're talking about

    Say uncle you goat communist! Say it!!

    I'll see you in hell first! Shoot, coward, you are only killing a poster!

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    *lists over a thousand dollars' worth of magic cards*

    *clicks refresh*

    WHY HASN'T ANYONE BOUGHT ANYTHING YET.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    is old bag passe? have the millenials killed it?

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    I think we can probably safely say that gendered language and its effects on men are not inherently relevant to gendered language and its effects on women (or, indeed, on the people using that language in a society that is in convulsions, even as we speak, over reproductive assumptions and concepts)

    Reproductive assumptions and their consequences do not affect men at all in the same way that they do women (or even non-cis people who have to deal with uterine politics).

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I just arrived and have no idea what we're talking about

    Say uncle you goat communist! Say it!!

    I'll see you in hell first! Shoot, coward, you are only killing a poster!

    VForVendetta.jpg

    Psn:wazukki
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I just arrived and have no idea what we're talking about

    Say uncle you goat communist! Say it!!

    I'll see you in hell first! Shoot, coward, you are only killing a poster!

    I.... Damn your Soviet goatee, I can't quit you tldr. You've siezed the means of my production....

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I posit that 2019 is the year of Keanu Reeves

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    *lists over a thousand dollars' worth of magic cards*

    *clicks refresh*

    WHY HASN'T ANYONE BOUGHT ANYTHING YET.

    It's a thousand cards, give people a minute to dig through them!

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I just arrived and have no idea what we're talking about

    Say uncle you goat communist! Say it!!

    I'll see you in hell first! Shoot, coward, you are only killing a poster!

    I.... Damn your Soviet goatee, I can't quit you tldr. You've siezed the means of my production....

    57af73lp374z.jpg

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    NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I just arrived and have no idea what we're talking about

    Say uncle you goat communist! Say it!!

    I'll see you in hell first! Shoot, coward, you are only killing a poster!

    I.... Damn your Soviet goatee, I can't quit you tldr. You've siezed the means of my production....

    57af73lp374z.jpg

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    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Idk what that means

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I would assume magic cards would be extremely easy to forge.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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