And it has to be reasonable value for services rendered as well; you can't pay someone a mill to mow your lawn
Presumably it also has to be legal, although that really puts a dent into my cocaine mountain plan
Wait, consumables count? 30 days of wagyu steaks, whiskey old enough to drink itself, and hotboxing your house. That has to put a serious dent in the total value.
"I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."
AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
edited September 2019
Now that the vacation is over and was really just absolutely splendid, I can push past the frustration and now recount the tale of our benighted arrival unto the greater Capitol area.
- five days before arrival, the host of our AirB&B has to cancel our reservation because suddenly a pipe burst in the road outside the house and everything was flooded
- we find a new place that seems good, but shortly after our arrival it turns out to be very bad
- half the lights are out
- the smoke alarm keeps going off for no reason, and then falls off the ceiling.
- there’s a giant painting of clowns in the living room. Giant.
- the stairway is broken and listing towards the open room below
- there’s no lights working on the stairwell or in the bedrooms
- the hot tub it claimed to have did not exist
- we were originally given the keys to someone’s else’s house, which I only found out after entering said equivocal home.
- as the capstone to this shitshow, we opened the kitchen cabinets to serve dinner, and a bevy of roaches scurried out everywhere
- we call AirB&B to fix it, and the home owners try to say that we did all of that on purpose and brought the roaches with us. Or that we’re lying. We were not. We had photos.
- We had to get a hotel room at 1 am. AirB&B eventually gives us a full refund plus $200 credit towards another rental.
All of this happened over the course of two hours.
And it has to be reasonable value for services rendered as well; you can't pay someone a mill to mow your lawn
Presumably it also has to be legal, although that really puts a dent into my cocaine mountain plan
Wait, consumables count? 30 days of wagyu steaks, whiskey old enough to drink itself, and hotboxing your house. That has to put a serious dent in the total value.
not even close
you have 30 million
$300 dollar scotch and steaks aren't going to cut it
Now that the vacation is over and was really just absolutely splendid, I can push past the frustration and now recount the tale of our benighted arrival unto the greater Capitol area.
- five days before arrival, the host of our AirB&B has to cancel our reservation because suddenly a pipe burst in the road outside the house and everything was flooded
- we find a new place that seems good, but shortly after our arrival it turns out to be very bad
- half the lights are out
- the smoke alarm keeps going off for no reason, and then falls off the ceiling.
- there’s a giant painting of clowns in the living room. Giant.
- the stairway is broken and listing towards the open room below
- there’s no lights working on the stairwell or in the bedrooms
- the hot tub it claimed to have did not exist
- we were originally given the keys to someone’s else’s house, which I only found out after entering said equivocal home.
- as the capstone to this shitshow, we opened the kitchen cabinets to serve dinner, and a bevy roaches scurried out everywhere
- we call AirB&B to fix it, and the home owners try to say that we did all of that on purpose and brought the roaches with us. Or that we’re lying. We were not. We had photos.
- We had to get a hotel room at 1 am. AirB&B eventually gives us a full refund plus $200 credit towards another rental.
All of this happened over the course of two hours.
Yikes.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
by spending it do you mean like, just convert it into whatever that isn't cash, or do you mean actually get rid of the value
I mean if I go and buy as many shops and bars and restaurants as I can in a week, I'm not exactly poorer at the end though even though my bank account's empty
"you stole the hot tub and brought your own roaches"
Yes Alex I'll take "shit landlords say" for $500
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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AthenorBattle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered Userregular
Now that the vacation is over and was really just absolutely splendid, I can push past the frustration and now recount the tale of our benighted arrival unto the greater Capitol area.
- five days before arrival, the host of our AirB&B has to cancel our reservation because suddenly a pipe burst in the road outside the house and everything was flooded
- we find a new place that seems good, but shortly after our arrival it turns out to be very bad
- half the lights are out
- the smoke alarm keeps going off for no reason, and then falls off the ceiling.
- there’s a giant painting of clowns in the living room. Giant.
- the stairway is broken and listing towards the open room below
- there’s no lights working on the stairwell or in the bedrooms
- the hot tub it claimed to have did not exist
- we were originally given the keys to someone’s else’s house, which I only found out after entering said equivocal home.
- as the capstone to this shitshow, we opened the kitchen cabinets to serve dinner, and a bevy roaches scurried out everywhere
- we call AirB&B to fix it, and the home owners try to say that we did all of that on purpose and brought the roaches with us. Or that we’re lying. We were not. We had photos.
- We had to get a hotel room at 1 am. AirB&B eventually gives us a full refund plus $200 credit towards another rental.
All of this happened over the course of two hours.
And it has to be reasonable value for services rendered as well; you can't pay someone a mill to mow your lawn
Presumably it also has to be legal, although that really puts a dent into my cocaine mountain plan
Wait, consumables count? 30 days of wagyu steaks, whiskey old enough to drink itself, and hotboxing your house. That has to put a serious dent in the total value.
not even close
you have 30 million
$300 dollar scotch and steaks aren't going to cut it
Plus a personal chef to prepare it for you, airfare to bring them with you while spending 30 days visiting every location you've ever wanted to, and an adjacent room in a hotel for them.
"I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."
by spending it do you mean like, just convert it into whatever that isn't cash, or do you mean actually get rid of the value
It is get rid of the value (but not by destroying/trashing things), so you're mostly limited to consumables or services.
Which is why I like my solution of renting out stadiums to throw rock concerts for myself.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Now that the vacation is over and was really just absolutely splendid, I can push past the frustration and now recount the tale of our benighted arrival unto the greater Capitol area.
- five days before arrival, the host of our AirB&B has to cancel our reservation because suddenly a pipe burst in the road outside the house and everything was flooded
- we find a new place that seems good, but shortly after our arrival it turns out to be very bad
- half the lights are out
- the smoke alarm keeps going off for no reason, and then falls off the ceiling.
- there’s a giant painting of clowns in the living room. Giant.
- the stairway is broken and listing towards the open room below
- there’s no lights working on the stairwell or in the bedrooms
- the hot tub it claimed to have did not exist
- we were originally given the keys to someone’s else’s house, which I only found out after entering said equivocal home.
- as the capstone to this shitshow, we opened the kitchen cabinets to serve dinner, and a bevy roaches scurried out everywhere
- we call AirB&B to fix it, and the home owners try to say that we did all of that on purpose and brought the roaches with us. Or that we’re lying. We were not. We had photos.
- We had to get a hotel room at 1 am. AirB&B eventually gives us a full refund plus $200 credit towards another rental.
All of this happened over the course of two hours.
So how was your stay in The Good Place?
The Good Place was a newly renovated 3-story townhome with super glossy modern appointments and textured walls. I had died and gone to gay design heaven.
I'd hire as many people I could and get vans for all of them and have them drive around the country buying ice cubes from stores (roughly $2 per kilo) to dump into the sea
and also give them instructions to hand out my leaphlet to anyone who asks what they're doing, recruiting more people to buy ice cubes
and then just keep doing until the 30 million are spent
that's what I immediately thought of when I thought of a way to waste thirty million dollars
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Gotta maximize the number of beachfront houses
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When explosive ordnance disposal meets cummies
more like maximize the now very small lots.
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That feels perfectly Lynchian
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Very carefully?
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
Lmao
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"you there!
kill this man. I'll pay you 5 million dollars."
do that six times
it's almost like some kind of oxidizing reaction took place in making it
Those berries were sloes
Do not eat raw sloes
just walk down the street and go YOU, YOU HAVE STUDENT LOANS? NOT ANYMORE!
eddy said only 5% to charity
I wasn't jealous until he posted that he was at a pinball museum/hall of fame.
Presumably it also has to be legal, although that really puts a dent into my cocaine mountain plan
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Wait, consumables count? 30 days of wagyu steaks, whiskey old enough to drink itself, and hotboxing your house. That has to put a serious dent in the total value.
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
- five days before arrival, the host of our AirB&B has to cancel our reservation because suddenly a pipe burst in the road outside the house and everything was flooded
- we find a new place that seems good, but shortly after our arrival it turns out to be very bad
- half the lights are out
- the smoke alarm keeps going off for no reason, and then falls off the ceiling.
- there’s a giant painting of clowns in the living room. Giant.
- the stairway is broken and listing towards the open room below
- there’s no lights working on the stairwell or in the bedrooms
- the hot tub it claimed to have did not exist
- we were originally given the keys to someone’s else’s house, which I only found out after entering said equivocal home.
- as the capstone to this shitshow, we opened the kitchen cabinets to serve dinner, and a bevy of roaches scurried out everywhere
- we call AirB&B to fix it, and the home owners try to say that we did all of that on purpose and brought the roaches with us. Or that we’re lying. We were not. We had photos.
- We had to get a hotel room at 1 am. AirB&B eventually gives us a full refund plus $200 credit towards another rental.
All of this happened over the course of two hours.
not even close
you have 30 million
$300 dollar scotch and steaks aren't going to cut it
Yikes.
We have one in Seattle too! It’s a blast
I mean if I go and buy as many shops and bars and restaurants as I can in a week, I'm not exactly poorer at the end though even though my bank account's empty
Yes Alex I'll take "shit landlords say" for $500
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
So how was your stay in The Good Place?
Plus a personal chef to prepare it for you, airfare to bring them with you while spending 30 days visiting every location you've ever wanted to, and an adjacent room in a hotel for them.
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
Yeah but imagine if you did, you could get away with anything...
It is get rid of the value (but not by destroying/trashing things), so you're mostly limited to consumables or services.
Which is why I like my solution of renting out stadiums to throw rock concerts for myself.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Or the best idea
The Good Place was a newly renovated 3-story townhome with super glossy modern appointments and textured walls. I had died and gone to gay design heaven.
and also give them instructions to hand out my leaphlet to anyone who asks what they're doing, recruiting more people to buy ice cubes
and then just keep doing until the 30 million are spent
that's what I immediately thought of when I thought of a way to waste thirty million dollars
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