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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I really wish I hadn't asked

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    DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Zxerol wrote: »
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    :rotate:

    For reference, the full paragraph quote
    In hindsight, knowing what a truly Herculean task Strike Commander turned into, the
    heartache and disappointment it created when its release date was constantly pushed back,
    and the amount of time from our personal lives that it consumed, we probably should have
    designed it differently. We wouldn't have tried to do quite as much or shot quite as high. In
    our arrogance we had set out to create something that was not only better than everything
    else, it was several orders of magnitude better. And it was several orders of magnitude more
    expensive as well — in fact, the most expensive game ORIGIN has ever developed. Like Francis
    Ford Coppola and his film crew on Apocalypse Now, we knew we were in way over our heads,
    but we also knew there was no turning back.

    Strike Commander... SC

    SC... Strike Commander...

    Star Citizen... SC...

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Sometimes it's fate's will that you learn something.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    milski wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    besides you already can play as arthur in a video game!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL-s6X-v6b0

    https://youtu.be/6owxkzrZo2o

    I love Arthurian mythology, with its deep and complex lore like

    *checks notes*

    Getting creampied to power up your magic?

    What

    Short answer: Shirou does huge cums in Femme-Arthur's pussy to make her stronger.

    Longer answer: Back when the Fate series was starting, it was a visual novel. At the time, Japanese visual novels had a very strong genre convention to include sex scenes, even if they made no sense for the plot and even if the games were absolutely not horny at all. The author was, supposedly, basically writing h-scenes under duress from management.

    Because of this, a sex scene between Shirou (wimpy low-mana swordboy protagonist) and Saber (His servant in the big tournament arc, King Arthur but a girl) was justified by "mana transfer", which basically says wimpy mana boys can give their servants more magic with their cum to supplement their wimpy mana. This has been generally discarded as the series got big enough for mainstream appeal and genre conventions shifted.
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    Darmak wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    besides you already can play as arthur in a video game!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL-s6X-v6b0

    https://youtu.be/6owxkzrZo2o

    I love Arthurian mythology, with its deep and complex lore like

    *checks notes*

    Getting creampied to power up your magic?

    What
    The original VN that started the whole franchise was porn, but people liked the plot enough that later entries dropped the porn.

    I wouldn't say the game wasn't porn, but it wasn't porn with a surprisingly engaging plot; it was a plot-driven game with porn shoved in by management.

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    It's not like they need to add the porn themselves, these days. Experts estimate that 410 billion Fate porn doujins are drawn every second.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    It's strange to me that they felt the need to add weird sex to Arthurian mythology, of all things

    What's next, adding new and exciting weird sex to Greek mythology?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    star citizen is going to be so good, you guys

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    TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    star citizen is going to be so good, you guys

    for some definition of good.

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    It's strange to me that they felt the need to add weird sex to [snip]

    I'm almost in awe that you can still be surprised by any conceivable ending to this sentence.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    It's strange to me that they felt the need to add weird sex to Arthurian mythology, of all things

    What's next, adding new and exciting weird sex to Greek mythology?

    Fate is not arthurian

    servants are just famous or mythological figures

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    It's strange to me that they felt the need to add weird sex to Arthurian mythology, of all things

    What's next, adding new and exciting weird sex to Greek mythology?

    Fate is grab-bag-mythological-aesthetics, not specifically Arthurian. And, in fact, in a different route Shirou has studio-mandated sex scenes with the holy-grail corrupted master of Medusa, so yes, they did add weird sex shit to Greek Mythology!

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    GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    star citizen is going to be so good, you guys
    I'm not even holding my breath for "star citizen is going to be" at this point.

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    I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    Remember when Chris Roberts actually released games and you could play them? That was pretty awesome. He should try that again.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Sometimes it's fate's will that you learn something.

    what is man if not a walking defiance of the norns

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    I hope I can power up the ships with my cum

    Hardspace: Shipfucker

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    I hope I can power up the ships with my cum

    They've got that

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Travellers Rest is a tavern management game where you can brew your own beer, run a farm, and build relationships. You are an innkeeper, on a journey to transform a run-down tavern into a bustling social space. Based in a cheerful fantasy setting, Travellers Rest is home to people to meet, places to explore, and lost magic. Along your journey you’ll discover new things to brew, farm, cook, and build to create your perfect fantasy tavern.
    Crafting and progression
    Brew beers, distil spirits, and make wines. Create the perfect crisp lager or the wildest sour. Travellers Rest will allow you to discover and craft a whole array of food, drink, and items. Along this journey you'll gain experience to level-up and further customise your character. Spend your points in six technology trees relating to nature, building, cooking, brewing, socialising, and magic!

    Tavern
    Build and manage your own fantasy tavern! Fully customise it with furniture, cosmetics, decorations, and entertainment for your guests. Increase your tavern reputation over time to earn rewards and unlock more options to make your dream tavern.
    20200729 travelers rest (simulation, innkeep, slice of life)

    Ah nerts the demo is gone already.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I seriously wonder how long the people working on the EGS had between "This is a launcher for Epic Games" and "We're turning it into a digital storefront on Dec. 6th 2018" because it feels like it was rushed as hell if NOW is when they roll out a basic feature like achievements.

    Also I wonder how many people are actually working on developing new features.

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    Will 'start up after an update without requiring troubleshooting' and 'not just randomly activate screen lock in the middle of doing other stuff because it wants to update RIGHT NOW and needs admin permission' come to EGS soon too

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    I have never had those or any problems with the EGS

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    achievements seem like such a dated feature

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I think people still love those cheevos

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Epic is too concerned with keeping people on constant crunch working on Fortnite updates

    I think they realized it's been a few months and they should probably add something to their storefront so they unshackled someone from their desks and shackled them to a different desk

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    oh i assure you, i am not questioning whether people still like the feature that is literally designed to give you an endorphin hit for nothing, but i was struck by how little i actually think about achievements upon reading that

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I have definitely been playing a game through Epic and had the momentary thought of "I feel like I should have popped a cheevo for that" before remembering the game's provenance

    It's not the number one Steam feature I want them to add (quick launching games by clicking on the icon in the taskbar probably tops that right now), but it's certainly not unwelcome either

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    like there's an inherent absurdity in my mind about how the concept of cheevz is considered as expected in a game as a tutorial. the road we walked to get here is surreal.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    So, for some reason achievements and trophies still "matter" to me in some small way on consoles

    But on PC I do not give a single fuck

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    cheevos are just points with names

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    I like them for the comparison, even if DS3's the only game I've ever intentionally earned them all in. It's fascinating seeing that % of players who earned X achievement drop as you move from 'start the game' down to 'beat the secret boss' or whatever.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    So, for some reason achievements and trophies still "matter" to me in some small way on consoles

    But on PC I do not give a single fuck

    Yeah this is me

    If I really like a PlayStation game I'll try to platinum it. I don't give a shit about steam achievements at ALL

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I really wish I hadn't asked

    I too wish this and writhe in disappointment

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    and ESPECIALLY weird is that we expect every game's cheevos to communicate with a singular system! it's not just that we assume every game should have cheevits, it's that we expect Dark Souls 3 and Titty Clicker 69 and Jonathon Blows The Witness to all see each other and say hello and file into an orderly line to submit their data to The Number!!!

    what happened?!!

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Please do not tamper with the witness in any way until the trial concludes

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    and ESPECIALLY weird is that we expect every game's cheevos to communicate with a singular system! it's not just that we assume every game should have cheevits, it's that we expect Dark Souls 3 and Titty Clicker 69 and Jonathon Blows The Witness to all see each other and say hello and file into an orderly line to submit their data to The Number!!!

    what happened?!!

    It's fun to see a list of things you've done in games you like, and to compare your list with your friends, and it's an easy way for developers to track player data

    Like yeah on one hand it's kind of weird when you think about it but I don't think the appeal of the system is all that complicated

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    WELL TOO BAD I'M THINKING ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKER

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    I do think achievements are neat for seeing what % of players reach different gameplay milestones

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i could not care less about other players' cheevos and I don't care about mine unless they give me something fun and cosmetic in game and if they DO that means I can look at the cheevos in game and they don't need to be tied to my system at all.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I've rarely cared about achievements as like, a driving factor behind videogames

    If I have just one or two left and I'm still enjoying playing the game, I might intentionally seek it out, but I also have some of my favorite games that still have a number of boxes unticked there - I know I've never aced Invisible Inc, and I have like a dozen left on Slay the Spire

    I'm more likely to use them in comparison - checking my achievements against all other Steam players, see who has made certain choices in story based games, what other people tend to find easier/more difficult than I do, stuff like that

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