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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    who do I know this man

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    skippy those are good leafs

    the arboretum is free!?

    an all you can leaf buffet for $0

    YOUNG MAN

    There's no need to feel down

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    This magazine from early 1999 says Keanu Reeves isn't a bankable star anymore.

    The fools.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i feel it is an error we are more than halfway through fall and no one has posted this yet

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    skippy those are good leafs

    the arboretum is free!?

    an all you can leaf buffet for $0

    YOUNG MAN

    Unbeleafable

    he's just trying to branch out

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I feel like anyone who votes for Giant Meteor in an election should be investigated for actually being 50,000 cockroaches in a suit.

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Nobody told me it's fall

    Where's that McSweeney's

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Once upon a time?

    hmmm

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    You're unbelievable..

    OOOOOOHHHHH

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    we went to the arboretum today for the first time, to peep some leafs, and it was great!

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    lots more trails to try on subsequent visits

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    sawyer was deeply enamored with the children's adventure guide

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    oh shit, those are some well peeped leafs

    just need some hot apple cider to complete the fall experience

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ticket to Ride doesn't deserve to be used with that article! You just make long train lines!

    Ticket to Ride, is like, legendary for being a good 'gateway' for new table top gamers.

    I think it is kind of boring. So perfect for that article.

    I mean, I don't own it and never will because I have so many boardgames that are vastly superior.

    But a lot of those board games are more complex and aren't great for first timers.

    Although, people respond well to Dead of Winter, despite it having a lot of rules.

    Splendor is my go to for people that don't play many board games. Incredibly easy to learn (Rules are, like, 2 pages in total) and very strategically deep. It's a conversation killer, though, because people end up using their full attention on it, even when it's not their turn.

    Theme seems to matter. If people think it looks difficult they can make it harder than it is in their minds.

    It helps if you can compare it to an existing game they know. King of Tokyo was quickly understood when I said it was Monster Yahtzee.

    It's honestly more about your perceived vibe than the game's vibe

    If the audience has decided you're a weirdo nerd (regardless of what you're putting out) they won't learn regardless of game, and it would be best for them to just say no in advance rather than waste everyone's time

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2020
    Rftg is really annoying to learn because there's 100 different symbols. It's simple enough mechanically once you understand it but that first game is guaranteed to be a bad time. They should have just let the cards be ugly and used words

    Coinage on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ticket to Ride doesn't deserve to be used with that article! You just make long train lines!

    Ticket to Ride, is like, legendary for being a good 'gateway' for new table top gamers.

    I think it is kind of boring. So perfect for that article.

    I mean, I don't own it and never will because I have so many boardgames that are vastly superior.

    But a lot of those board games are more complex and aren't great for first timers.

    Although, people respond well to Dead of Winter, despite it having a lot of rules.

    Splendor is my go to for people that don't play many board games. Incredibly easy to learn (Rules are, like, 2 pages in total) and very strategically deep. It's a conversation killer, though, because people end up using their full attention on it, even when it's not their turn.

    Theme seems to matter. If people think it looks difficult they can make it harder than it is in their minds.

    It helps if you can compare it to an existing game they know. King of Tokyo was quickly understood when I said it was Monster Yahtzee.

    It's honestly more about your perceived vibe than the game's vibe

    If the audience has decided you're a weirdo nerd (regardless of what you're putting out) they won't learn regardless of game, and it would be best for them to just say no in advance rather than waste everyone's time

    That can be a factor. But in this case wasn't. They just had no reference to the mechanics so it took much longer than I thought.

    Also my Hungarian math professor neighbor still wears geometric pattern Cosby sweaters like it is 1993 so if anyone is to be declared a weirdo nerd...

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Isn't it crazy that we can just record video and watch it later?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Coinage wrote: »
    Isn't it crazy that we can just record video and watch it later?

    I have this Apple Watch and I can pair it with whatever Apple device and then use my watch as a viewfinder and remote shutter for the camera on the other thing

    Spoopy

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Gritty:
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    a surprising amount of angry comments about this in the replies lmao

    Yeah, it's weird the number of people saying that it's disrespectful to Trebek to write about him just after he's died

    Even though it's basically saying that it's sad that he's dead

    I mean

    As somebody who loves Trebek I could see someone being upset that the joke uses his death as the vehicle for a so-so joke about that orange fascist

    I'm personally okay with it and the joke also is predicated on Trebek's death being tragic

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ticket to ride quickly became one of the cabin classics when we got it

    didn't dethrone settlers tho

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2020
    I remember the first (maybe only?) time I played ticket to ride and I was just like haha I have nothing that’s working out, no plans, no way to convert any of my routes into big money

    haha no point in you taking that length of track it’s totally immaterial to me the whole hope of my victory isn’t predicated on that single piece ^_^

    Organichu on
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Just play code names in front of people until they join in. Embrace the onion article and don't explain rules

    if i've done behavior that belies this post then do as i say and not as i do

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Isn't it crazy that we can just record video and watch it later?

    I have this Apple Watch and I can pair it with whatever Apple device and then use my watch as a viewfinder and remote shutter for the camera on the other thing

    Spoopy

    I know there are other applications but I can only surmise perversion behind this

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Isn't it crazy that we can just record video and watch it later?

    I have this Apple Watch and I can pair it with whatever Apple device and then use my watch as a viewfinder and remote shutter for the camera on the other thing

    Spoopy

    I know there are other applications but I can only surmise perversion behind this

    it's the easiest way to take a picture of your own butthole

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    When I play board games with newbies I just remember to tell them the principles of fun board gaming

    1) the object isn’t to win, it’s to shoot the shit with your friends for a while!
    2) everyone should be sitting comfortably and be able to reach the board easily
    3) stop saying this is confusing. This isn’t confusing, it’s a simple game
    4) announce when your turn is done so the game keeps going quickly
    5) wha - what are you doing? I explained this like, 5 times, you can’t - you can’t just move to that space
    6) take a snack break if it’s a long game
    7) look I went through all this fucking effort just to have a good time with you, my “””””friends””””””” and you can’t even - god I do so much of your stupid bullshit, remember when we camping for a whole fucking weekend
    8) ok, great, I win. Games over. Great. Let’s play fucking checkers or some shit is that simple enough for you

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Code Names is fine, as are any of those hidden role games, or even something silly like munchkin. But I don't think I've ever enjoyed a single even moderately "crunchy" board game. Whenever I play one of those it feels like the experience is 112% book keeping and -12% fun.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    New players: *fuck around and shoot the shit with other players while I'm explaining the rules*
    Also new players: "Wait, that's how it works? You never said that!!"
    Me, grimacing: "I very much did, twice in fact..."

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    Turn phases, counters, novel abilities popping up, ahaha gotcha you can't do action Y outside phase X.

    Three turns after realizing that you not even strategically but just mechanically bungled your play. Your hand somehow has more cards than it should given the rules for draw and discard. Keeping track of the points of resources every player has to make sure they're not on the verge of winning like tic tac toe with a dozen additional dimensions. It's just the opposite of anything I've ever found remotely exciting.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Code Names is fine, as are any of those hidden role games, or even something silly like munchkin. But I don't think I've ever enjoyed a single even moderately "crunchy" board game. Whenever I play one of those it feels like the experience is 112% book keeping and -12% fun.

    What is crunchy

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Code Names suffers because you have to be strict about discussion if you're playing it properly

    So you have to note down all the bullshit decisions and yell about them once the game is over

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Code Names is fine, as are any of those hidden role games, or even something silly like munchkin. But I don't think I've ever enjoyed a single even moderately "crunchy" board game. Whenever I play one of those it feels like the experience is 112% book keeping and -12% fun.

    What is crunchy

    Number crunchy, as in, involving a lot of keeping track of counts and arithmetic and general bookkeeping

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    if the rules take more than 10 seconds to explain you should probably just have everyone read them ahead of time and then you're giving your friends homework to come to your party and you should have a long think about what that says about your idea of fun

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    The worst board game experience, is "wait, I have ended up with [condition that should not occur]..." and then trying to work out if you can unwind it, or if you've fatally unbalanced the game if you try to play through

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chanus I expect you to come to the gaming table with a fully-realised back story for your character

    I don't care that we're playing Monopoly

    That iron has hopes and dreams, and I want to explore them

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Code Names is fine, as are any of those hidden role games, or even something silly like munchkin. But I don't think I've ever enjoyed a single even moderately "crunchy" board game. Whenever I play one of those it feels like the experience is 112% book keeping and -12% fun.

    What is crunchy
    It's got nuts or those tiny rice crisp thingies in it.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I don't care for it chanus

    I don't

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Eventually I will get them to play Tzolk'in with me.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    chanus is that your tower of beef

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    chanus is that your tower of beef

    man i wish

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    okay

    look

    I know those pictures are probably meant as like "look at this food abomination"

    but that looks delicious

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    The best house rules for code names clues are a loosening of the official rules. Clues can't contain any words on the cards on the board and if you're using multiple words or any non-verbal component in your clue, they can't build something more complex than a single concept. The latter rule sounds confusing but everyone knows when they're being a shit and violating it.

    "Grouchy Nun" - Bad, clearly you're using two concepts
    "John Wilkes Booth" - Ok, he's one guy and none of his names on their own would communicate the singular concept

    Donkey Kong on
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