So, now that we've determined where the ideal place to eat a bagel is, what is the ideal way to eat a bagel? Do you toast it? What do you put on it?
Do you prefer a savory or a sweet spread?
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My general bagel is a toasted everything with plain cream cheese. Occasionally I'll switch that up for a jalapeno cheddar bagel or one of the component parts of an everything bagel.
I respect flavored cream cheeses but generally if the bagel is good enough they're a bit of gilding the lily.
And of course I also like bagel sandwiches - they're kind of their own thing, and not what I consider an ideal bagel, but on a bagel is what I consider the ideal breakfast sandwich, y'know? I generally go for the very classic egg and cheese or bacon egg and cheese there.
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The ideal time to eat a bagel is any time.
Proof:
When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza any time.
This implies that without the bagel, pizza could only be eaten at a limited set of times. Therefore, the bagel is the term in this food equation that removes time as a variable, thus bagels can be eaten any time.
A+ spono, great job. Here's your "free bagels for life card"
I don't disagree that anytime is a good time for bagels, bit despite what those fancy New York ad men want you to believe, anytime is ALSO a good time for pizza. Their premise is built on BULLSHIT.
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Just imagine I hit the agree button a hundred times
Proof:
When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza any time.
This implies that without the bagel, pizza could only be eaten at a limited set of times. Therefore, the bagel is the term in this food equation that removes time as a variable, thus bagels can be eaten any time.
A+ spono, great job. Here's your "free bagels for life card"
I've been told that you only toast subpar bagels, as a really good and fresh bagel gains nothing from being toasted. I am actually just not a fan of toasted bagels if all you are adding is cream cheese. Unless they really are just generic staleish break-room bagels.
I generally go for the egg and cheese on an everything bagel, though. That gets toasted. It's been my generic weekend breakfast now that our nearby diner shut down.
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It's true, a very fresh bagel from a decent bagel shop does not need to be toasted
I've had those a couple of times, but honestly, it's a real small window - the bagel still needs to be warm, essentially
So unless I see someone dropping a pile of bagels into the basket while I'm waiting in line, I'm probably going to get it toasted still
Ok now that I look at it in a bad photo it looks like someone poured out a spittoon on some overcooked eggs but I assure you all my bits get hard when I eat it
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Scrambled eggs are one of those foods that really don't photograph well.
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why would you be there tho
are you also a bear
toasted with herbed cream cheese
Or a toasted plain bagel with cream cheese, lox, light capers and extra red onion.
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physically, no
mentally, also no
though I admit that given the chance I would absolutely gorge myself in the late fall and hibernate until spring
they do!
I respect flavored cream cheeses but generally if the bagel is good enough they're a bit of gilding the lily.
And of course I also like bagel sandwiches - they're kind of their own thing, and not what I consider an ideal bagel, but on a bagel is what I consider the ideal breakfast sandwich, y'know? I generally go for the very classic egg and cheese or bacon egg and cheese there.
Proof:
When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza any time.
This implies that without the bagel, pizza could only be eaten at a limited set of times. Therefore, the bagel is the term in this food equation that removes time as a variable, thus bagels can be eaten any time.
A+ spono, great job. Here's your "free bagels for life card"
But what about the ideal location to be eaten BY a bagel?
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Also it's my preferred medium for breakfast sandwiches.
I think it would go great in a bagel sandwich
The only thing better than smoky chipotle on a bagel sandwich is
More smoky chipotle
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flavour, that is, not penis
spicy stuff is just way too overwhelming plus my esophagus is hamburger at this point and the heartburn is agonizing
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gross!
I generally go for the egg and cheese on an everything bagel, though. That gets toasted. It's been my generic weekend breakfast now that our nearby diner shut down.
I've had those a couple of times, but honestly, it's a real small window - the bagel still needs to be warm, essentially
So unless I see someone dropping a pile of bagels into the basket while I'm waiting in line, I'm probably going to get it toasted still
toasted is so yumbly in my tumbly tho
Lookit this
Swap the tortilla for a bagel
I’m gonna make another one now
Also see: chile colorado! It's like, wow, nice dog food bro!
They need to employ a person who just follows the food out and goes, ‘I know, I know. It’s freakin delicious, trust me!’
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