Just let Hitler take over. He totally promised he'd stop after this time.
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Spike Milligan had an ice cold burn in the first volume of his autobiography. "A man called Chamberlain who did Prime Minister impressions came on the radio..."
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edited January 2008
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his to spend a week or two up at this place, in a backwoods section of Maine.
On one particular occasion, he invited a czechoslovakian friend to stay with him. the friend, eager to get a freebie off a lawyer, agreed. Well, they had a splendid time in the country - rising early and living in the great outdoors.
Early one morning, the lawyer and his czechoslovakian companion went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge Bears - a male and a female.
Well, the lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff.
the sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there.
"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend.
the sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.
"What did you do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!"
"Exactly," replied the sheriff, "and would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the czech was in the male?"
I really enjoyed the Nate lever joke. It's a shame the name of the joke spoils the entire thing though. I mean, what if someone here hasn't read it yet? Totally ruined.
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Spike Milligan had an ice cold burn in the first volume of his autobiography. "A man called Chamberlain who did Prime Minister impressions came on the radio..."
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Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his to spend a week or two up at this place, in a backwoods section of Maine.
On one particular occasion, he invited a czechoslovakian friend to stay with him. the friend, eager to get a freebie off a lawyer, agreed. Well, they had a splendid time in the country - rising early and living in the great outdoors.
Early one morning, the lawyer and his czechoslovakian companion went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge Bears - a male and a female.
Well, the lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff.
the sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there.
"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend.
the sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.
"What did you do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!"
"Exactly," replied the sheriff, "and would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the czech was in the male?"
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it's great because it reads like an actual short story, and a decent one at that
and by the time you get to the end you forget you're reading a joke
and then BAM TWIST ENDING
Hmmm
I shall have to extend it then
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STEAM!
To be honest I just read the first few paragraphs then skipped to the end.
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