Because this is the first time he's ever bought timber and bagged it up, probably. He doesn't strike me as someone who does any amount of DIY. or repair work.
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Hello, one wood please! Yes, I would like a bag. Thank you
Alright what the fuck did i miss that somehow prompted Ben Shapiro to buy an wood from Home Depot and fuckin gloat about it. Have I changed dimensions without knowing it, am I a slider
Edit: well fuck I opened the tweet and saw the context.
Thanks, me. Really useful knowledge
Docshifty on
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Alright what the fuck did i miss that somehow prompted Ben Shapiro to buy an wood from Home Depot and fuckin gloat about it. Have I changed dimensions without knowing it, am I a slider
He's encouraging all his braindead followers to shop at Home Depot because they're not taking a public stance against Georgia's voter suppression laws.
Hence his massive capital injection to his local Home Depot of $4.29 for a piece of Poplar.
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the consistency of bapiro's self owning is pretty impressive.
he's satire of himself come to life somehow.
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You can just find music on the internet
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I know but I'm an ignorant old man that lives very happily in his Spotify bubble. If it doesn't show up in my algorithmic Discover Weekly of mostly folksy hipster bullshit then it doesn't end up in my ears.
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I would always look forward to trips to Lowe’s for two reasons
1 buying sticky tack
2 inexplicably, they stocked Z-bots
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
So that's it? That's the GOP's voter suppression plank? I thought a political plank was figurative, but apparently it's poplar? And Ben Shapiro keeps it in a plastic bag, because I guess it doubles as the fuck the environment plank.
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They're Georgia based and not joining the cool evil corporations in denouncing open racism.
I was a fervent Home Depot partisan until we moved really close to Lowes a few years ago
Hooray for accidentally boycotting an extra evil corp!
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I was actually planning to buy a board about that size along with some shelf brackets this very weekend so I could have a place to put more house plants on my back porch.
I'm still probably gonna, but now I'm going to feel just a tiny bit weird about it. Thanks, Shapiro, you wobbly plop.
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I was actually planning to buy a board about that size along with some shelf brackets this very weekend so I could have a place to put more house plants on my back porch.
I'm still probably gonna, but now I'm going to feel just a tiny bit weird about it. Thanks, Shapiro, you wobbly plop.
Don’t forget the tiny plastic bag
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people are pissed at home depot for having a racist ass owner so the tiny boy who wishes he was an important big man went to home depot to 'support them' and 'own the libs'
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I mean I can think of reasons to buy a single plank. I've bought a single 4x4 because I had something very specific in mind.
I don't think Ben Shapiro has anything in mind.
Oh for sure but like
Most hobbyist woodworkers are gonna buy more than a single board when they go into a Home Depot, you know; rarely have I ever gone into a hardware store and escaped with one thing unless I'm mid-project and ran out of something
I sincerely doubt this clown is gonna hang this board up with leather strapping for a modern shelf, or laser cut a cool pattern, or draw something cool with a heat tool or anything
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If you wanted to make a statement then actually buying a project’s load of materials would be a good visual.
If you don’t do a ton of projects, you can buy fuckin air filters
A single plank of wood is like lowest effort “own the libs” idiocy
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Because this is the first time he's ever bought timber and bagged it up, probably. He doesn't strike me as someone who does any amount of DIY. or repair work.
But that whole tweet is just *chefs kiss* perfect. I couldn't come up with a harder own.
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Edit: well fuck I opened the tweet and saw the context.
Thanks, me. Really useful knowledge
He's encouraging all his braindead followers to shop at Home Depot because they're not taking a public stance against Georgia's voter suppression laws.
Hence his massive capital injection to his local Home Depot of $4.29 for a piece of Poplar.
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True, and by his own admission it is magnificent.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
I've never seen someone who has so clearly never been to or purchased something from home depot before.
Heck, that might be the first time he's ever held a piece of wood.
I bet if you asked his wife, she'd confirm.
he's satire of himself come to life somehow.
That’s going to raise a philosophical question as to whether Shapiro can hold his personality.
There's a dryness joke in there somewhere too but I couldn't make it work
Wet-sanding and polishing Shapiro's wood is something that has never, and will never take place.
His wood will sit there, dry, dusty, and unused on a shelf.
Holy fuck
Bullshit. Next you're going to say that the internet holds a great deal of pornographic photographs and moving pictures!
That Rush wouldn't be able to enjoy in any case.
Because he's dead, you see.
To do..... something with
Is he....going to build a single shelf? What
I don't....what
Is it the cheapest thing he could buy that would be visible on camera??
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Yes but now they know that you searched for something like WAP.
I know but I'm an ignorant old man that lives very happily in his Spotify bubble. If it doesn't show up in my algorithmic Discover Weekly of mostly folksy hipster bullshit then it doesn't end up in my ears.
1 buying sticky tack
2 inexplicably, they stocked Z-bots
No please don't give it to me in an actually useful length, this is for the internet and I don't even own a handsaw
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I believe one of Home Depot's co-founders and CEO is an open Trump supporter and donor. Since then I too have turned to Lowe's in protest.
Which kind of sucks because I like Husky and Ryobi products.
I don't think Ben Shapiro has anything in mind.
I was a fervent Home Depot partisan until we moved really close to Lowes a few years ago
Hooray for accidentally boycotting an extra evil corp!
I'm still probably gonna, but now I'm going to feel just a tiny bit weird about it. Thanks, Shapiro, you wobbly plop.
Don’t forget the tiny plastic bag
You can order Ryobi stuff online, at least.
some real "linked the 'Gerald Ford Devoured By Wolves' video without watching to the end" vibes
Oh for sure but like
Most hobbyist woodworkers are gonna buy more than a single board when they go into a Home Depot, you know; rarely have I ever gone into a hardware store and escaped with one thing unless I'm mid-project and ran out of something
I sincerely doubt this clown is gonna hang this board up with leather strapping for a modern shelf, or laser cut a cool pattern, or draw something cool with a heat tool or anything
Bet he doesn't even have a mitre saw!! A mitre!!
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If you don’t do a ton of projects, you can buy fuckin air filters
A single plank of wood is like lowest effort “own the libs” idiocy
I bet he went to self-checkout and bagged it himself
No one would have bagged that board for him
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