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Purchasing houses is hard.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I can't think of anything more of an affront to creation than a dog man fucking a fish girl.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I dont

    what

    :?:

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Buying a house was like a horror movie, where Jason or Freddy raped me first before chasing me down and cutting me open.

    It was a snuff porn version of capitalism.

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    PagebreakPagebreak Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Our mortgage guy was okay, but our realtor was a complete slacker.

    Every week she'd ask us what we wanted in a house, and we'd tell her. Then she'd forget what we told her and send us internet search results of every house in the area. We got used to doing all the searches ourselves, and only calling her when we wanted to get inside of places.

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    LokiGreybushLokiGreybush Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I actually had no trouble with the realtor getting my house. It was the bank that was terrible. They ended up sending something like 27 different versions of the contract to the lawyers before it was right.

    BTW, first post and all that happy horseshit.

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    "It's times like these I wish I listened to what my mother told me"

    "Why, what did she say?"

    "I don't know, I wasn't listening."
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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    heh I bought a house for $90 out of pocket (well, $390, had to pay the pest inspector too)

    it was totally painless too. no realtor involved.

    it was under the city's "first time homebuyer" program.

    they actually own 1/3 of the house, but who cares, I got a $455k house for just over $300k. (silent second with simple interest and deferred payments...) including HOA my payments are just under $2400/mo. if I had bought a house like this on the open market I'd be paying more like $3800.

    also best part, if I sold it tomorrow and lost money (which I probably would, if I sold it tomorrow..), the city would absorb the loss before I would.

    so fucking win I can't even believe I lucked into it.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    and yes it has a hot chicks room

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