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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    I've been checking out YouTube videos trying to figure out the whole 1 and 3 vs 2 and 4 clapping thing.

    Took 3-4 videos for me to find someone unhip enough not to talk over my head. Think I'm an average level of untrained rhythm potential. Just kinda do what the audience does and can feel when its good vs not but cannot pinpoint the problem.

    it's literally just a cool/uncool thing and has no basis in, like, actual theory saying you should clap on 2 and 4

    Some music does seem to resonate differently when the clapping volume rivals the beats and is clapping inappropriately vs desired. But it doesn't seem universal and untrained slobs like me cannot always tell where clapping beats should go.

    Clap on the snare!

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    https://www.cnet.com/tech/home-entertainment/its-time-to-put-the-headphone-jack-behind-us
    It's time to put the headphone jack behind us

    Commentary: With huge advances in wireless audio, is the humble 3.5mm headphone jack as crucial as it once was?
    The fact of the matter is, five years have passed and that's a long time in tech. We've seen innovation in wireless audio technology come on leaps and bounds. In its infancy it was spotty, but now we have codecs that can almost mimic the fidelity of lossless audio. Not to mention the extra real estate freed up by the 3.5mm headphone jack's omission.

    HIsssssssssssssssss

    I am no audiophile, but I want something I can rely on without worrying about battery degrading and making it mostly unusable

    We don't need more real estate on phones. They are thin enough!

    I have some noise cancelling phones and like being able to use them as normal wired headphones even when I forget to recharge them!

    troll article from an outrage troll I think

    you bit the habanero

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    If I get the next Chat Chanus can have it, and if Chanus doesn't want it, Summary can have it.

    I have no ideas for an OP

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i usually have headphones in for like 8-10 hours a day depending on work/working out/travelling

    4 hours is garbo, garbo i say

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Battery life always becomes shit after like two years.

    Talk about how the battery life is up to 24 hours on a full charge. It will be a lot less than that after a few years

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Met a great girl like same week my sister dies. She just moved to Houston. She fierce. Let's see where this goes.

    how's that, uh, multiple personality thing going?
    No sign of other me. I'll get more sleep eat better and quit drinking booze.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    I've been checking out YouTube videos trying to figure out the whole 1 and 3 vs 2 and 4 clapping thing.

    Took 3-4 videos for me to find someone unhip enough not to talk over my head. Think I'm an average level of untrained rhythm potential. Just kinda do what the audience does and can feel when its good vs not but cannot pinpoint the problem.

    it's literally just a cool/uncool thing and has no basis in, like, actual theory saying you should clap on 2 and 4

    Some music does seem to resonate differently when the clapping volume rivals the beats and is clapping inappropriately vs desired. But it doesn't seem universal and untrained slobs like me cannot always tell where clapping beats should go.

    the snare drum is usually a good indicator

    a lot of music uses the backbeat, which is the snare hitting on 2 and 4

    boom TAT boom TAT

    clapping on 1 and 3 is pretty rarely going to line up with the beat properly in most popular styles of music and so that's why it sounds just kind of dorky to do it

    Yes but the point is pointing out to dorks they are being dorky using your hip lingo just leaves us confused and still dorky.

    We don't know what 1 and 3 are vs 2 and 4 and just started clapping immediately when the good song came on.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Met a great girl like same week my sister dies. She just moved to Houston. She fierce. Let's see where this goes.

    how's that, uh, multiple personality thing going?
    No sign of other me. I'll get more sleep eat better and quit drinking booze.

    Rome wasn't built in a day man, you're seeing someone about it, that's progress.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    If I get the next Chat Chanus can have it, and if Chanus doesn't want it, Summary can have it.

    I have no ideas for an OP

    that has never stopped an OP before

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    How to clap on snare when its a piano?

    -dorks everywhere

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I thought it was always dorky to clap along with the song no matter how you did it.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Apple fanboys have been arguing that the headphone jack has been obsolete for years so I would not be surprised if it was perfectly earnest

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i want thiccer phones

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I thought it was always dorky to clap along with the song no matter how you did it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb6pJ4AEOoI

    alternately

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC6xjO1JoR8

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    If I get the next Chat Chanus can have it, and if Chanus doesn't want it, Summary can have it.

    I have no ideas for an OP

    i never want it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Clapping on the 2s makes it seem like a call-and-response where the audience responds, so everyone knows their place in the artist-audience dialectic

    Clapping on the first beat is what a child who doesn't understand the nature of jazz nor its shape to come would do in its eagerness, naivete, and selfishness

    (This is all pure bullshit)

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    navgoose wrote: »
    How to clap on snare when its a piano?

    -dorks everywhere

    This is why I bring a snare with me in case the pianist forgot theirs

    A contender for my worst take is my disbelief in crowd energy and my disdain for clapping along in all contexts

    Tumin on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    How to clap on snare when its a piano?

    -dorks everywhere

    clapping along to piano music is just always dorky

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I thought it was always dorky to clap along with the song no matter how you did it.

    i think in most cases this is true unless the person doing the song indicates they would like you to clap

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Still enjoying days gone

    Once you get good weapons it’s pretty thrilling to fight large hordes of fast zombies

    The bullet sponge enemies can suck it though

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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I thought it was always dorky to clap along with the song no matter how you did it.

    but what about when the band wants you to

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I thought it was always dorky to clap along with the song no matter how you did it.

    but what about when the band wants you to

    Then it's a dorky band

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    You musicals sound like me when I take a layperson fishing.

    Except replace beat counts and chords with slack and knots

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I like to clap along to classical music. Really show my appreciation to that oboe.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Clap on the 1.5 and 2.5, then howl on the 4.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I thought it was always dorky to clap along with the song no matter how you did it.

    but what about when the band wants you to

    Then it's a dorky band

    i mean does anyone actually think James Hetfield is cool

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I will clap on 1.5 and 2.5 as compromise.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i show my appreciation for music by recording a video of it on my phone and watching it back later

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    instead of worrying about clapping on 1/3 vs 2/4, I do a steady stream of sixteenth notes

    also helps the band keep tempo they really appreciate it

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Oh shit, I think the mods forget to arm Geth, everyone prepare your anime!

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    GDI Brody

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I love how our tax code is so fucked up that there is a literal "backdoor" Roth option that lets you put in more than you're (otherwise) allowed, and everyone calls it that, and it's perfectly legal.

    Isn't there also a Mega Backdoor Roth?

    [chat] if you were on a date that was going well and they asked you if you were open to “mega back door” how would you feel about it

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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    what about the audience that sings along to the song

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    please i'm not into poop stuff

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i only clap nested quintuplets

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I love how our tax code is so fucked up that there is a literal "backdoor" Roth option that lets you put in more than you're (otherwise) allowed, and everyone calls it that, and it's perfectly legal.

    Isn't there also a Mega Backdoor Roth?

    [chat] if you were on a date that was going well and they asked you if you were open to “mega back door” how would you feel about it

    like it was going well

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    what about the audience that sings along to the song

    I'm down with that. Very dashboard confessional, very 00s emo

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I love how our tax code is so fucked up that there is a literal "backdoor" Roth option that lets you put in more than you're (otherwise) allowed, and everyone calls it that, and it's perfectly legal.

    Isn't there also a Mega Backdoor Roth?

    [chat] if you were on a date that was going well and they asked you if you were open to “mega back door” how would you feel about it

    I'd have to get some details, who's back door, and what does mega entail, specifically

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    cool sky right now

    poo
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I clap arhythmically so as not to attract Shai-hulud

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