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anyone else thinking about ducks

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they got funny little webbed feet. they're like birds but different.

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    The whole quacking this is pretty good. Enjoy a good quack every now and then when I hear em.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Duck is my cat's name so clearly I love duck

  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    my partner loves ducks so whenever i find duck stuff i send it to them

    we have duck-themed decor in parts of the house

    framed pictures of ducks

    ducks are SO GOOD

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I've never heard of anyone being bothered by a duck, most of the other birds have bothered someone at some point but never a duck.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I've never heard of anyone being bothered by a duck, most of the other birds have bothered someone at some point but never a duck.

    Swans are real jerks, and geese.

    Ducks just want bread and to take a little dip in the pond.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    they got corkscrew dicks

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    they got corkscrew dicks

    i said ducks

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Ducks aren't real.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I'm a big fan of the way phones autocorrect "fuck" to "duck"

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Ducks are the only real thing.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    When I was in college I went on a date with a girl who, during the course of the date, said she hated baby ducks.

    There was no follow up date.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    How mighty we talking

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    im thinking about berk lately

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    If reincarnation turns out to be a thing I think being a duck would be a pretty decent next go around.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
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    Look at this picture of a duck I found

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    how come mmos don't have big duck mounts

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    why don't you have a big duck mount

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular

    One of Alan Moores masterpieces

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    My neighbors up the road, we live in town, have ducks that quack very frequently

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    If reincarnation turns out to be a thing I think being a duck would be a pretty decent next go around.

    I'd go with capybara myself, just the chillest little guys

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    Like we gotta sit here and deal with things like taxes, laws that we have no input in that bind us regardless, climate change, and whether the McRib is or isn't back.

    But like a duck is just exploring their environment, seeing if there's any bugs or fish or whatever it is they eat, I have no idea. And if things suck? That duck can just leave.

    Right now there's ducks in Canada enjoying the lakes of I wanna say maybe Saskatchewan, and in a month or two they're gonna start heading down to Belize or thereabouts.

  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    If reincarnation turns out to be a thing I think being a duck would be a pretty decent next go around.

    I'd go with capybara myself, just the chillest little guys



    Funny you should mention a capybara in this, the duck thread.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Like we gotta sit here and deal with things like taxes, laws that we have no input in that bind us regardless, climate change, and whether the McRib is or isn't back.

    But like a duck is just exploring their environment, seeing if there's any bugs or fish or whatever it is they eat, I have no idea. And if things suck? That duck can just leave.

    Right now there's ducks in Canada enjoying the lakes of I wanna say maybe Saskatchewan, and in a month or two they're gonna start heading down to Belize or thereabouts.

    If it sucks hit da bricks

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    Like we gotta sit here and deal with things like taxes, laws that we have no input in that bind us regardless, climate change, and whether the McRib is or isn't back.

    But like a duck is just exploring their environment, seeing if there's any bugs or fish or whatever it is they eat, I have no idea. And if things suck? That duck can just leave.

    Right now there's ducks in Canada enjoying the lakes of I wanna say maybe Saskatchewan, and in a month or two they're gonna start heading down to Belize or thereabouts.

    And when a duck does die, it's normally pretty quick.
    A pounce, a moment of "oh shit, I shoulda paid attention to that bush", a snap and then oblivion.

    Not like this dying a little bit inside every day that I'm doing.

    see317 on
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
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    Look at this picture of a duck I found

    That's a good duck

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I saw a couple of ducks in the river today. ducks are good

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    If I had a duck, I'd name him Richard.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    How fleeting are all human passions when compared to the massive continuity of ducks?

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    There is nothing like a duck
    You can look, but you won't have any luck

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I've never heard of anyone being bothered by a duck, most of the other birds have bothered someone at some point but never a duck.

    Swans are real jerks, and geese.

    not true

    they only react appropriately if you try to "step to them"

  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    My old apartment complex when I lived in Georgia had a duck mafia.

    They'd just wander around the parking lots and the road that ran through the complex blocking traffic. Staring down drivers while daring them to hit them.

    Did not give a fuck about anything.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i'm mentally replacing every instance of duck in this thread with fuck and every instance of fuck with duck and I'm having a fairly nice time of it

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i'm mentally replacing every instance of fuck in this thread with duck and every instance of duck with fuck and I'm having a fairly nice time of it

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I've never heard of anyone being bothered by a duck, most of the other birds have bothered someone at some point but never a duck.

    Swans are real jerks, and geese.

    Ducks just want bread and to take a little dip in the pond.

    Black swans are big sweeties.

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